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@etomynosim

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Advertising · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

2,085subscribers

-19 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001196483580
TypeChannel
Username@etomynosim
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 September 2026
Measurements held12
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/etomynosim

Growth

2,0842,1042,0947 August 2026 — 2,104 subscribers7 August 2026 — 2,104 subscribers8 August 2026 — 2,102 subscribers11 August 2026 — 2,099 subscribers14 August 2026 — 2,095 subscribers17 August 2026 — 2,092 subscribers20 August 2026 — 2,093 subscribers23 August 2026 — 2,087 subscribers27 August 2026 — 2,086 subscribers30 August 2026 — 2,085 subscribers2 September 2026 — 2,084 subscribers6 September 2026 — 2,085 subscribers2,0857 August 20266 September 2026
12 measurements spanning 30 days, net -19. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,081–2,107 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Sept 2026, 18:582,085+1
2 Sept 2026, 02:452,084-1
30 Aug 2026, 11:562,085-1
27 Aug 2026, 06:442,086-1
23 Aug 2026, 22:062,087-6
20 Aug 2026, 04:122,093+1
17 Aug 2026, 13:152,092-3
14 Aug 2026, 12:042,095-4
11 Aug 2026, 11:572,099-3
8 Aug 2026, 05:522,102-2
7 Aug 2026, 14:482,104no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:422,104first reading

Engagement

10 posts held, back to 3 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 10 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
18s
Average length
18s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

677 reactions across 10 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣23434.6%
🔥11917.6%
😈8913.1%
😁7711.4%
💔669.75%
💯385.61%
💘334.87%
custom 5201822835659528363152.22%
💅60.886%

Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 10 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 677 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 10 most recent posts we hold, published 3 May 2026 to 21 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
20.0%
2 of 10 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
2
posts carrying an erid · 2 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
672
over 2 measured posts
Median views · rest
643
over 8 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2SDnjd6yv1815 May 20265 May 2026
2SDnjecbd2a11 June 20261 June 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 10 most recent posts we hold, published 3 May 2026 to 21 July 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

21 Jul 2026, 05:01 UTC336 views56 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Сейчас я работаю редактором, но вообще моя карьера триумфально началась… с ежиного говна 🦔 Было лето 2018-го и стойкое ощущение, что весь мир у моих ног: я только закончила универ. Училась прекрасно и думала, что меня захотят все работодатели! Штурмовала «Хэдхантер», откликалась на все вакансии подряд. Даже беззвучку с телефона убрала (сейчас я, конечно, уже и не вспомню, где на мобиле включается звук — лишняя опци

🤣43🔥8💅5

24 Jun 2026, 06:53 UTC587 views79 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Последнюю неделю я только и делаю, что разговариваю с нейросеткой про облучение и смотрю видосы про радиацию 🫨 На той неделе я прошла лечение радиоактивным йодом — у меня заболевание щитовидки, и вариантов бороться с ним не много Жизнь моя жестянка кардинально изменилась — и так будет до середины июля… Минусы: — Не могу прикасаться к близким и видеть Жору. Он живёт у моих родителей — Сплю в углу спальни на матрасе

💔66💘7😈5🔥1

10 Jun 2026, 12:50 UTC760 views69 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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«Ножки в сапожки и нах*й по дорожке» — фразу узнала от подруги. Хорошо описывает, как Владимир обошёлся со мной Днём, пока я работаю, с Жоркой водится бабушка — моя маман живет рядом. У неё он проветривает жопу и ходит без подгузов Ближе к вечеру, вместе с дитятком мама возвращает мешок обоссянок. У кого есть дети, те знают, что от кучи зассанок в стирке разит так чудовищно, что можно объявить угрозу биологической

🤣49🔥10😈9💅1

1 Jun 2026, 11:06 UTC797 views49 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Сегодня День защиты детей — поздравляю! Мы в семье точно соблюдаем заповеди праздника. Иначе как объяснить, что лет 15 назад папа не прибил моего младшего брата, когда тот нассал в стеклянную бутылку от «Буратино», а отец с энтузиазмом пригубил? Хорошие были времена. До сих пор помню, как у него физиономию перекосило от симфонии вкусов 🏆 Кстати, как мать заявляю, что куда бы ты не попёрлась с дитятком, в сумке всегд

🔥25🤣16😈5💘3

27 May 2026, 06:34 UTC837 views74 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Как называется болезнь, когда человек ест одну картошку? Крахмальное расстройство? Картофянка? Потатизм? Владимир готов питаться только ей. Во всех проявлениях: от фри и пюре до драников и просто варёной Он даже умудрился найти пиццу с картошкой, заказать её, а потом обидеться, потому что я сказала, что это еда для свиней И ладно бы со скумбрией её наворачивал! Так ведь нет! Я ему: Хочешь, сделаю лазанью? Он мне

🤣43🔥18💯7💘6

18 May 2026, 07:08 UTC829 views87 reactionsread 7 August 2026

У меня, конечно, с английским не ахти. Но у Владимира ещё хуже… Давеча приезжал к нему друг в гости. Я скинула на них Жорку и дала по газам в магазин. Возвращаюсь, а они ржут. Немедля требоваю погрузить меня в контекст хохмы. Друже мужа и говорит: — Спрашиваю у Вовы, что подарить Жорке на годик. Он говорит: «Попроси у Сони вещь-лист» Короче, Владимир думал, что вишлист — это вещь-лист 😁 Друг ему объясняет: — Wish

🤣50😁18custom 520182283565952836310💯9

7 May 2026, 08:35 UTC983 views89 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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На приёме у специалиста: да-да, спасибо вам, всё отлично 👉 В отзывах на Яндекс Картах: я не договорила 🤬 Записалась в клинику подологии накануне педика, чтоб услышать, что скажет спец по поводу болячки. Вдруг покрытие делать нельзя! В приложении приём стоил полторы тыщонки Стягиваю носок в кабинете подолога, как слышу: — Ццц… Вы зачем покрытие делаете? — … а что, нельзя? — Нет, конечно! В Европе уже давно не делаю

😈70😁12🤣7

5 May 2026, 08:15 UTC672 views53 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Advertisementerid 2SDnjd6yv18Photo

Передаю привет тем 37 подписчикам, которые успели увидеть зачаток этого поста, когда я случайно его опубликовала в ночи 😁 Долго искала а-ля кожаные вьетнамки на замену пляжным резиновым. Но подобные видела только за миллион денег в Эконике. А тут попались на Алике — урвала за полторы тыщи! Ну чем не балдёж? Ссылка на вьетнамки На свои 24,5 см взяла 25 см — это 9 размер у продавца. Я человек простой — люблю простор

💯22🔥18🤣11💘2

4 May 2026, 12:55 UTC643 views47 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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От потасканных носков до очередной демонстрации, какая я невежда 🐱 Люблю, как мозг скачет с одной темы на другую. Еду намедни в троллейбусе, смотрю на ноги и думаю: любимые носочки совсем прохудились, надо новые заказать Носки… У подруги в саду куча носков — и все разные, драные, повидавшие всякое дерьмо Сад… Давно мы там не зависали. Понарожали, теперь ни пивка, ни шашлындосов, ни сплетен Сплетни… В те времена,

😁27🤣15custom 52018228356595283635

3 May 2026, 09:21 UTC607 views74 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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— Открыли с Жоркой сезон флекса на террасе, пожалуйста, по ерунде не беспокойте 😎 — Но ты же сама написала пост… — Всё, пока!

🔥39😁20💘15

Showing the 10 most recent of 10 posts we hold for @etomynosim. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

жопа луковичкой
@dash_kupi_garazh · 30,972
Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 6 September 2026
БАБАНСКИЙ и ТАЧКИ
@cargame_with_oleg · 45,300
Telegram ranks this channel #39 of 52 here — alongside 51 others — read 27 August 2026
Девушка высокого полёта
@privet_devushka · 32,525
Telegram ranks this channel #64 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 5 September 2026

This channel appears in 3 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Подлецу всё к лицу” (@etomynosim), 2,085 subscribers as measured 6 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/etomynosim.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.