I'd never be able to explain the first half of 2026 to the 2025 me.
Signed Eyuel Zero 🇪🇹

Channel
@eyuelzerostuff
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1,339subscribers
+26 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1002228832119 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @eyuelzerostuff |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 10 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/eyuelzerostuff |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 5 Sept 2026, 03:37 | 1,339 | -2 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 09:15 | 1,341 | +1 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 06:53 | 1,340 | +1 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 12:33 | 1,339 | +7 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 10:44 | 1,332 | +6 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 21:13 | 1,326 | +7 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 12:32 | 1,319 | +6 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 08:04 | 1,313 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 05:23 | 1,313 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
I'd never be able to explain the first half of 2026 to the 2025 me.
Signed Eyuel Zero 🇪🇹
Don't be addicted to your potential, be addicted to your progress.
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Good morning btw 🥰
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Curse all of you who design OTP screens like it's the one thing you have to make pretty. Just give me a basic text box, I'll never see this screen again.
Signed Eyuel Zero 🇪🇹
Okay, this is finally up. Not a men vs women thing, not a lecture. A lot of us live in a bubble, tech, creative, liberal spaces, where things look fine for women, but there's a mindset that follows us out of it and into our own heads. I wrote a piece to show what it's actually like to move through the world as a woman, so you feel it instead of being argued at. Including what the "man-hater" is really reacting to, b…
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Now here's the issue. Besides the lack of endurance due to basically no cardio training, this newfound 30% increase in the Earth's gravity made me turn into an absolute beginner at running. A couple weeks ago I tried suddenly running at full speed for about 200 meters cause why not. My brain confidently sent the signals to my legs cause it felt natural to me. But by the end of it I nearly blacked out 😭 my lungs esse…
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I miss running. I used to be one of the fastest runners in my batch in highschool. My legs were disproportionately bigger than the rest of my body. I was extremely underweight so that helped me fly for hours without getting tired. I'm talking around 45 KG. 😭 Then I went to college and drastically reduced the amount of running I did. I was busy wearing a million hats. By the middle of college, I had significantly go…
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Good morning! I woke up fine today, thank God. How are y'all feeling?
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making watermelon juice - draft from a while ago
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💪
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It ain't stopping me from having a productive week though!
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I worked so hard last week that I developed sleep apnea. It's the worst!
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @eyuelzerostuff. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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