Журнал об экосистеме TON и не только
chat: @fakedonaldsclub
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drophunting: @friesdrops
https://teletype.in/@fakedonalds
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#fakedonalds #sbt #drophunting
Created
Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
Gaming — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
33 measurements spanning 42 days, net -4,878. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 81,412–87,754 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 23:55
82,144
-246
16 Sept 2026, 12:37
82,390
-193
14 Sept 2026, 19:37
82,583
-146
13 Sept 2026, 09:21
82,729
-243
11 Sept 2026, 11:40
82,972
-358
8 Sept 2026, 17:16
83,330
-552
5 Sept 2026, 10:18
83,882
-204
3 Sept 2026, 15:16
84,086
-185
2 Sept 2026, 05:33
84,271
-170
1 Sept 2026, 04:44
84,441
-117
31 Aug 2026, 01:58
84,558
-146
30 Aug 2026, 03:17
84,704
-116
28 Aug 2026, 23:42
84,820
-124
27 Aug 2026, 21:14
84,944
-88
26 Aug 2026, 19:38
85,032
-104
25 Aug 2026, 20:34
85,136
-137
24 Aug 2026, 17:16
85,273
-181
23 Aug 2026, 03:58
85,454
-154
21 Aug 2026, 15:14
85,608
-111
20 Aug 2026, 14:12
85,719
first reading
Engagement
18 posts held, back to 10 October 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 96 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Photos
611
Videos
45
Links
598
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 22 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Video runtime
2m 48s
Average length
42s
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
175 reactions across 17 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 23.4% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤯
41
23.4%
🍓
38
21.7%
🍌
36
20.6%
🍾
33
18.9%
🌭
27
15.4%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 175 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 10 October 2025 to 8 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
572
across the posts below
Posts paid on
4
of 18 we hold a reading for · 22%
Most on one post
513
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @fakedonalds. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 18 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 10 October 2025 to 8 May 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Всем привет!
Candle Runner уже можно нормально погонять в бете.
Сейчас есть daily track, leaderboard, ghost-run и челленджи друзьям — можно пробежать, сохранить результат и кинуть кому-нибудь попытку побить твой забег.
Дальше крутим механику: думаем над double jump, перками за монетки в духе roguelite и новыми ситуациями на треке, чтобы каждый ран был чуть другим.
Пока баланс ещё сырой — залетайте, тестите, ломайте…
Скучали, мои хорошие? И я скучал
Тверс запускает второй сезон, а бургер хочет попробовать вернуть назад свои влошенные шекели
Будет клан. Будет бой. Вот наша рефка:
https://t.me/TVerse?startapp=galaxy-0003e898d8000313000f0003c9ad8a
Судя по тому как на карте выглядят галактики, второй сезон обещает быть более похожим на классическую мобильную стратегию.
Допом добавили минт галактик за 7 TON, но сразу предупреждаю…
Ещё 5 лет назад сложно было представить, что мы так быстро дойдём до стадии, когда нейронки с нуля:
1. Покупают сервер
2. Пишут код
3. Деплоят и обслуживают его
2026 год — и это уже реальность.
На видео: сначала создаём агента для создания телеграм-ботов, а потом созданный агент разворачивает на Digital Ocean полноценного ИИ-бота.
Работает.
10 тысяч инструментов + процедурные знания = воспроизводимые результаты.
…
С Новым годом, мои хорошие!
Подводить итоги не буду, в тоне и так всё понятно) Планов в количестве, как у картошки, у меня нет.
Могу пообещать вам вернуться в тон и снова начать активно вести канал, но не хочу заканчивать этот пост враньем. Поэтому обещаю вам, что в новом году все будет происходить в нужное время и в нужном месте.
Самое главное пожелание, это оставаться порядочными людьми в любой ситуации и газова…
Хотел снова проинвестировать в телеграм подарки, но купив подарок на др другу за тоны, почему то вынужден ждать неделю для того, чтобы его передать
*upd не неделю, а почти три
А вот например любимый BroBot после провала с сбт на тон, не умер, а сменил название на QuestHub и был таков
Механика та же, только вместо красивых и детализированных сбт будут стикеры подарки)
В стартовом квесте* разыгрывают 50$ за первое место, при этом в соседнем квесте от Fiva, разыгрывают аж целую кекпку Дурова)
* - аккуратнее там
Вот отличный чекер умерших проектов в Телеграм, а конкретно в экосистеме TON:
https://t.me/TheOpenCemetery
Во всех успели поучаствовать?)
🤯5🍾2🍓1
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @fakedonalds. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“fakedonalds” (@fakedonalds), 82,144 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/fakedonalds.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
