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Глобальный Йух

@globalYuh

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

1,822subscribers

+91 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003133384191
TypeChannel
Username@globalYuh
CreatedBetween 1 September 2025 and 30 November 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held10
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/globalYuh

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,7121,8241,7687 August 2026 — 1,731 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,731 subscribers10 August 2026 — 1,724 subscribers17 August 2026 — 1,718 subscribers20 August 2026 — 1,715 subscribers26 August 2026 — 1,712 subscribers29 August 2026 — 1,811 subscribers1 September 2026 — 1,821 subscribers10 September 2026 — 1,824 subscribers18 September 2026 — 1,822 subscribers1,8227 August 202618 September 2026
10 measurements spanning 42 days, net +91. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,695–1,841 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 11:411,822-2
10 Sept 2026, 11:361,824+3
1 Sept 2026, 18:341,821+10
29 Aug 2026, 09:231,811+99
26 Aug 2026, 19:571,712-3
20 Aug 2026, 06:151,715-3
17 Aug 2026, 13:331,718-6
10 Aug 2026, 19:151,724-7
7 Aug 2026, 21:011,731no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:401,731first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 5 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 13s
Average length
15s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

285 reactions across 20 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 38.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣10938.2%
😁9332.6%
💯3010.5%
🤡124.21%
👏113.86%
🔥113.86%
82.81%
🤬41.40%
👍31.05%
💊31.05%
❤‍🔥10.351%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 285 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 16:17 UTC94 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Первое правило секретной операции - рассказать о ней Нью-Йорк таймс 😂 Глобальный Йух — подписаться | МАКС | ВК

😁4

7 Aug 2026, 11:54 UTC138 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Понять, что то или иное СМИ принадлежит Италии очень просто: 😂Глобальный Йух — подписаться | МАКС | ВК

😁8

7 Aug 2026, 09:34 UTC160 views14 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Международная политика на Западе — это буквально детский сад вперемешку с домом престарелых 😂Глобальный Йух — подписаться | МАКС | ВК

😁14

7 Aug 2026, 08:12 UTC199 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Антиколониальное движение в печень, никто не вечен 😂 Глобальный Йух — подписаться | МАКС | ВК

🤣8💯1

6 Aug 2026, 18:00 UTC209 views7 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Рефлексы, выработанные на острове Эпштейна, остаются на всю жизнь 😂Глобальный Йух — подписаться | МАКС | ВК

😁7

6 Aug 2026, 17:09 UTC220 views10 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Гуманизм, который мы заслужили 😂Глобальный Йух — подписаться | МАКС | ВК

🤣7💊3

6 Aug 2026, 15:27 UTC210 views11 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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50.000 португальцев попробуют провернуть Сеуту 2.0 😂Глобальный Йух — подписаться | МАКС | ВК

💯8👍3

6 Aug 2026, 13:48 UTC262 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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В Швейцарии оштрафовали утку за превышение скорости. Остаëтся открытым вопрос, может ли утка платить налоги? 😂 Глобальный Йух — подписаться | МАКС | ВК

😁16

6 Aug 2026, 12:35 UTC216 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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И здесь нашли тот самый «русский след»? 😂 Глобальный Йух — подписаться | МАКС | ВК

🤡12🤬4

6 Aug 2026, 11:24 UTC222 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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От создателей вечной лужи в Смоленске 😂Глобальный Йух — подписаться | МАКС | ВК

🔥9😁7

6 Aug 2026, 10:02 UTC228 views17 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Зеленский, месяц без секса! 😂Глобальный Йух — подписаться | МАКС | ВК

😁17

6 Aug 2026, 08:21 UTC233 views21 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Листая главу американского учебника истории про Первую мировую войну 😂Глобальный Йух — подписаться | МАКС | ВК

🤣183

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @globalYuh. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Глобальный Йух” (@globalYuh), 1,822 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/globalYuh.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.