China may be fighting US Marines with Robot Marines. Expendable. A better version is already being built. China will sell these older robots to Iran. (Take it as satire)
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Channel
@globalwarup
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4,834subscribers
-21 since we began measuring on 24 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002538968287 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @globalwarup |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 24 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/globalwarup |
International news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 95% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
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| 18 Sept 2026, 04:17 | 4,834 | -6 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 14:00 | 4,840 | +22 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 08:16 | 4,818 | -16 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 17:20 | 4,834 | -13 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 12:34 | 4,847 | -8 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 08:34 | 4,855 | +5 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 05:06 | 4,850 | -5 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 13:00 | 4,855 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 17 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 24 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
610 reactions across 17 posts, in 25 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 122 | 20.0% | |
| 🤣 | 115 | 18.9% | |
| 🔥 | 78 | 12.8% | |
| 😭 | 55 | 9.02% | |
| 🌭 | 37 | 6.07% | |
| 👎 | 35 | 5.74% | |
| 🤯 | 28 | 4.59% | |
| 🗿 | 24 | 3.93% | |
| 😢 | 20 | 3.28% | |
| 🥰 | 18 | 2.95% | |
| 😁 | 11 | 1.80% | |
| 😱 | 11 | 1.80% | |
| 🥴 | 10 | 1.64% | |
| 🌚 | 9 | 1.48% | |
| 😡 | 8 | 1.31% | |
| 🫡 | 6 | 0.984% | |
| 👏 | 4 | 0.656% | |
| 😨 | 4 | 0.656% | |
| 🍾 | 3 | 0.492% | |
| 👍 | 3 | 0.492% | |
| 5 further kinds | 9 | 1.48% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 610 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 17 April 2026 to 24 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
China may be fighting US Marines with Robot Marines. Expendable. A better version is already being built. China will sell these older robots to Iran. (Take it as satire)
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More than 70 years later, the wreckage of a passenger plane that crashed into the Atlantic in 1952 has been found 600 meters below the surface near Puerto Rico. The site will remain a memorial to the victims.
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Trump rejected a proposal for a 10-day ceasefire with Iran.
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🚨Police fired tear gas shells at protesting students at Jantar Mantar!! The protesters have reached near the Parliament building. Security has been increased at all gates. Video here: https://x.com/gharkekalesh/status/2079113480179958180?s=46
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Rajiv Chowk, Delhi metro station 💀
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Delhi: Abhijeet Dipke, founder of the Cockroach Janta Party (CJP), has just ended his hunger strike at Jantar Mantar.
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🚨 The Supreme Court of India dismissed a PIL seeking a nationwide ban on viewing pornography in India.
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The next 5-6 months are very important, something big is going to happen in Russia, I hope and I pray that Russia will not launch a nuclear attack on Ukraine.
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Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"😭 This guy, all he is doing because his son shorted global markets.
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Trump on MOU with Iran TRUMP: "For me, the memorandum of understanding is over. I don't want to deal with them anymore. They're scum. And if they get a nuclear weapon.. They're liars.. In my eyes, it's a waste of time to continue talking to them. They're crazy, for me it's over
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Apple just slapped a massive price hike on everything Base iPad now ₹50k (was 35k), Mac mini M4 jumped to ₹95k, and MacBook Pro M5 at ₹2.4 lakh 💀
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1. MQ-9 Reaper ×24 2. MQ-4C Triton ×1 3. F-15E Strike Eagle ×4 4. F-35A Lightning II ×1 5. A-10 Thunderbolt II ×1 6. KC-135 Stratotanker ×7 7. E-3 Sentry ×1 8. MC-130J Commando II ×2 9. HH-60W Jolly Green II ×1 = Total 42 Beautiful aircraft/drone losses/damage reported. Worth 29 billion.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @globalwarup. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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“Global war | OSINT Intel | war updates” (@globalwarup), 4,834 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/globalwarup.
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