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Золотые анекдоты

@gold_anekdot

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8,385subscribers

-26 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001833770793
TypeChannel
Username@gold_anekdot
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held12
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/gold_anekdot

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 87% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

8,3798,4118,3956 August 2026 — 8,411 subscribers7 August 2026 — 8,411 subscribers10 August 2026 — 8,402 subscribers14 August 2026 — 8,404 subscribers17 August 2026 — 8,397 subscribers20 August 2026 — 8,401 subscribers24 August 2026 — 8,392 subscribers26 August 2026 — 8,386 subscribers30 August 2026 — 8,379 subscribers6 September 2026 — 8,388 subscribers11 September 2026 — 8,387 subscribers15 September 2026 — 8,385 subscribers8,3856 August 202615 September 2026
12 measurements spanning 39 days, net -26. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,374–8,416 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 04:018,385-2
11 Sept 2026, 03:588,387-1
6 Sept 2026, 13:568,388+9
30 Aug 2026, 04:278,379-7
26 Aug 2026, 17:438,386-6
24 Aug 2026, 02:438,392-9
20 Aug 2026, 09:138,401+4
17 Aug 2026, 16:068,397-7
14 Aug 2026, 13:198,404+2
10 Aug 2026, 21:218,402-9
7 Aug 2026, 11:348,411no change
6 Aug 2026, 22:318,411first reading

Engagement

108 posts held, back to 2 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 26 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
14.3%
avg views ÷ 8,385 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,200
19 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.92%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
19
of 108 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held108 (2 August 202628 August 2026)
Views total22,810
Reactions total667
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken28 Aug 2026, 17:38 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
7s
Average length
7s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

3,954 reactions across 108 posts, in 42 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
1,15029.1%
😁82320.8%
🤣3669.26%
🥰2135.39%
🔥1744.40%
💋1624.10%
❤‍🔥1473.72%
👍1052.66%
👏922.33%
💊802.02%
💯761.92%
💩631.59%
😢611.54%
😭411.04%
💘401.01%
😈401.01%
😱370.936%
🥱350.885%
270.683%
🖕270.683%
22 further kinds1954.93%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 108 of the 108 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,954 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 108 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

28 Aug 2026, 16:17 UTC324 views17 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Открыли в Кремле пицерию "Государство", пришел новый повар на работу устраиваться. Менеджер ему по дороге на кухню рассказывает: - в меню три пиццы: "Экономика", "Борьба с коррупцией" и "Конституционные права". Заходят на кухню, а там три повара тесто на хую вертят.

👍10🥰6🔥1

28 Aug 2026, 14:49 UTC332 views11 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Forwarded from @pomosh_priytamVideo

Одна порция корма для собак стоит 70 рублей. Сейчас это уже даже не кофе и не шоколадка. Сейчас практически любой может накормить собаку и обеспечить ей хотя бы 1 сытый день 🥺 490₽ - сытая неделя для собаки 2.100₽ - сытая собака целый МЕСЯЦ Сегодня приюту нужно найти 24.000₽ на закрытие долга, чтобы привезли новую партию корма. Она тоже будет в долг, но они хотя бы не будут засыпать сегодня голодными…😔 24 человека

💩4🤮3💊2🤣2

28 Aug 2026, 11:14 UTC592 views17 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Остановка. Подходит автобус. Интеллигентного вида мужчина пропускает всех дам. Сам пытается зайти последним. И тут ему дверью придавливает шею. Автобус трогается с места. - Бл@ь! Пи@ец! Ёб@@ый в рот! Стой на х@й! Ох@ели, п@д@р@сы! Оторвёте же голову к еб@ням! Водитель тормозит, открывает двери. Мужчина заходит в салон, поправляет галстук и обращается ко всем: - Извиненяюсь, был напуган.

👍15😁2

28 Aug 2026, 07:23 UTC762 views27 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Диалог в автобусе. Пионер, уступая место: «Дедушка, садитесь пожалуйста». Пенсионер: «Спасибо». Пионер: «Пожалуйста». Пенсионер: «Большое спасибо!» Пионер: «Большое пожалуйста!» Пенсионер: «Не Умничай!» Пионер: «Пошел на хуй».

👍16🥰4👏311🔥1😁1

27 Aug 2026, 17:40 UTC≈1,020 views31 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Жена игриво мужу: — Сереж, а давай займемся Любовью как в кино? — А давай! Мужик садится на кровать. Десять минут сидит молча. Поворачивается в сторону окна, еще десять минут сидит молча. Зовёт жену. Смотрит ей в глаза, жена смотрит в ответ. Это продолжается примерно пятнадцать минут. Муж просит стакан воды. Жена приносит стакан. Муж смотрит на него пять минут. Кладет голову на подушку, лежит так еще двадцать минут.

23💯5😁3

27 Aug 2026, 14:20 UTC≈1,070 views28 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Призвал бог к себе трех грузинов и говорит: — У меня для вас есть задание. Кто его первым выполнит — тому я исполню любое желание. А они нихуя иврит не понимают. Постояли так и ушли обратно.

🔥18😁64

27 Aug 2026, 10:39 UTC≈1,180 views35 reactionsread 28 August 2026

два пидора просыпаются с утра, один другому говорит: ой милый у меня чтото в жопе мешает по смотри! Второй засовывает руку в жопу, шарит: ни чего у тебя нет! Другой: да глубже! Тот еще глубже: о, точно чтото есть, блять это же роликс золотой! Второй: с днем рождения любимый!

🍌17😨95😁3🥰1

27 Aug 2026, 07:20 UTC≈1,210 views23 reactionsread 28 August 2026

В реанимацию привозят раненого с ножом, торчащим между лопаток. Врач спрашивает: - Больно? Раненый: - Только когда смеюсь.

16🥰5😈2

26 Aug 2026, 19:22 UTC≈1,320 views31 reactionsread 28 August 2026

— Батюшка, а в пост женщину можно? — Можно. Но не жирную.

🔥19🤣111

26 Aug 2026, 15:38 UTC≈1,400 views52 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Бегут Ленин и Сталин по лесу, за ними охотники в погоне. Ветки ломаются, картечь и пули свистят над головами, в далеко слышен вой гончих. Бегут, бегут, но охотники не отстают, всё ближе и ближе. Ленин и Сталин устали уже, шансов уйти нет, ну и говорит Ленин: - Виссарионыч, давай ты меня на плечи возьмёшь, я пока отдохну, а потом поменяемся, может оторвёмся. Делать нечего, взял Сталин Ленина на плечи, бегут дальше.

🤣37💩64🥰3🍌2

26 Aug 2026, 11:48 UTC≈1,360 views32 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Встретились как то, пидарас, дотер и анимешник в зеркале

24🖕7🤝1

26 Aug 2026, 07:51 UTC≈1,370 views39 reactionsread 28 August 2026

— Уурмасс, уу теппя на щеке коммар! Урмас медленно хлопает по щеке. — Та нетт, с трукой старраны… Урмас засовывает руку в рот и хлопает изнутри.

😁353💋1

Showing the 12 most recent of 108 posts we hold for @gold_anekdot. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Анекдоты категории Б
@baneksru · 49,672
Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 25 August 2026
Платиновые анекдоты
@platinum_aneks · 117,929
Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 14 August 2026

This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Золотые анекдоты” (@gold_anekdot), 8,385 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/gold_anekdot.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.