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Соблазнение онлайн/переписки в сети

@guruvonline

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

942subscribers

+12 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001529647388
TypeChannel
Username@guruvonline
CreatedBetween 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/guruvonline

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 59% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

9309429367 August 2026 — 930 subscribers7 August 2026 — 930 subscribers13 August 2026 — 931 subscribers22 August 2026 — 936 subscribers29 August 2026 — 938 subscribers13 September 2026 — 942 subscribers7 August 202613 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 37 days, net +12. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 928–944 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Sept 2026, 16:38942+4
29 Aug 2026, 01:16938+2
22 Aug 2026, 00:14936+5
13 Aug 2026, 23:39931+1
7 Aug 2026, 16:26930no change
7 Aug 2026, 05:16930first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 13 August 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

140 reactions across 16 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 32.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥4632.9%
👍2719.3%
😁2417.1%
😈2316.4%
👏75.00%
🤣53.57%
42.86%
😢32.14%
🤮10.714%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 140 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 13 August 2025 to 1 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 16 we hold a reading for · 13%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @guruvonline. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 16 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 13 August 2025 to 1 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

26 Jul 2026, 13:10 UTC680 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026

https://teletype.in/@topvonline/585h6R9EbEt

🔥3👍1🤮1😁1

15 Jun 2026, 18:15 UTC≈1,020 views13 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

🎙Оргазм — лучшая защита для иммунитета, выяснили учёные. Во время секса или мастурбации организм активирует белые кровяные клетки для борьбы с инфекциями, повышает уровень антител против микробов и снижает гормон стресса кортизол. А ещё оргазм помогает наладить сон, который напрямую влияет на восстановление организма — да, при мастурбации это тоже работает. Совмещаем приятное с полезным. А вы совмещаете? 👍- о да

😈7👍4🔥2

24 May 2026, 16:01 UTC≈1,270 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026

https://teletype.in/@topvonline/s_g_bf9EKJY

👍3😁2🔥1

13 May 2026, 15:05 UTC≈1,300 views15 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Зумеры стали самым сексуально неактивным поколением за всю историю наблюдений, показали исследования. Только около 37% молодых людей занимаются сексом хотя бы раз в неделю против 51,8% в предыдущие годы, а в США каждый четвёртый молодой мужчина за последний год не имел ни одного сексуального контакта. Десять лет назад таких было вдвое меньше. Общая сексуальная активность также снизилась: доля взрослых, занимающихся

😈10🔥3😢2

10 May 2026, 18:04 UTC≈1,340 views10 reactionsread 7 August 2026

https://teletype.in/@topvonline/FF_WgquHXkT

🔥4👍3😁21

13 Mar 2026, 07:00 UTC≈1,400 views11 reactions1 Starread 7 August 2026
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😀«Мы разбудим твою маму!»: мужик целый год вел список отказов в с*ксе от жены — за 365 дней было 352 попытки, из которых удачными оказалиись всего... 12. Самое частое «нет» было по причине «свежее постельное белье» — целых 55 раз.

😁7👍21🔥1

31 Jan 2026, 14:20 UTC≈2,310 views15 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Россияне теряют девственность в среднем в 19 лет и имеют около 9 половых партнеров за всю жизнь — данные World Population Review WPR вывели «глобальный индекс беспорядочных половых связей», который охватил 45 стран: — Топ самых распущенных стран: на первом месте оказалась Австралия, на втором Бразилия, на третьем Греция; — Россия расположилась на 32 месте, рядом с Ирландией и Израилем; — Наименее распущенными наз

😈6😁5🔥4

27 Dec 2025, 15:40 UTC≈2,750 views8 reactions1 Starread 7 August 2026

Поздравляю всех с наступающим!🎉🎆🥂 https://teletype.in/@topvonline/O6HhXYfmscR

🔥5👍21

20 Dec 2025, 17:05 UTC≈1,940 views7 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Как ваши успехи на сайтах знакомств?)

🔥4👍2😁1

20 Dec 2025, 13:50 UTC≈1,710 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

🔞Секс качает ягодицы лучше спортзала и приседаний — заявили учёные и фитнес-эксперты. Вся суть в позах — многие из них нагружают ягодицы и бёдра сильнее, чем физические упражнения. Организм работает под углом, тело постоянно держит упор, а мышцы включаются как на мостике, выпадах и планке. Что происходит с телом: — Подтягиваются ягодицы: всего через 10–15 минут такой активности попа ощущается более упругой. — Бёдра

🔥61👍1

Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @guruvonline. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

«Про Всё»
@pro_vsse · 110,716
Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 62 here — alongside 61 others — read 19 August 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Соблазнение онлайн/переписки в сети” (@guruvonline), 942 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/guruvonline.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.