Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 81% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
25 measurements spanning 34 days, net +2,911. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 33,567–37,352 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 25
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
17 Sept 2026, 15:20
36,915
+789
15 Sept 2026, 12:16
36,126
+66
13 Sept 2026, 21:57
36,060
-133
12 Sept 2026, 03:57
36,193
-84
9 Sept 2026, 17:56
36,277
+185
6 Sept 2026, 07:59
36,092
+323
3 Sept 2026, 21:39
35,769
+130
2 Sept 2026, 12:04
35,639
+141
1 Sept 2026, 11:23
35,498
+103
31 Aug 2026, 10:03
35,395
+143
30 Aug 2026, 08:09
35,252
+175
29 Aug 2026, 06:13
35,077
+59
28 Aug 2026, 09:19
35,018
+44
27 Aug 2026, 09:12
34,974
+26
26 Aug 2026, 05:45
34,948
-1
25 Aug 2026, 05:34
34,949
+24
24 Aug 2026, 06:23
34,925
+112
22 Aug 2026, 14:23
34,813
+197
21 Aug 2026, 05:02
34,616
+27
20 Aug 2026, 08:22
34,589
first reading
Engagement
66 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 69 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
29.0%
avg views ÷ 36,915 subscribers
Avg views / post
10,700
36 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.495%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
36
of 66 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 22 September 2026
Posts held
66 (30 July 2026 – 22 September 2026)
Views total
385,440
Reactions total
1,907
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
23 Sept 2026, 03:50 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈4,310
Videos
≈54
Links
≈4,620
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 23 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Reaction mix
3,015 reactions across 66 posts, in 54 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 3.65% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
110
3.65%
🤣
103
3.42%
👌
101
3.35%
🥰
100
3.32%
🐳
99
3.28%
🦄
94
3.12%
🍓
90
2.99%
🔥
87
2.89%
🤷
85
2.82%
😎
84
2.79%
😘
83
2.75%
🤝
81
2.69%
🌭
79
2.62%
🏆
79
2.62%
👏
79
2.62%
🎄
78
2.59%
😍
78
2.59%
😡
76
2.52%
🍾
71
2.35%
🤓
70
2.32%
34 further kinds
1,288
42.7%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 66 of the 66 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,015 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 66 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 22 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Flowers need no occasion…
Happiness should be unforgettable… Home — warm…
And the weather? Who cares what the weather’s like!
Love must be mutual…
A man should be loved, one of a kind, and above all — yours.
Erich Maria Remarque
HeartVibe
🧠 What if one fact a day could blow your mind?
🔬 Dinosaurs with feathers? Quantum teleportation? Space hurricanes?
🌟 @curiospark9 — CurioSpark delivers:
🌍 Mind-bending science facts
🚀 Strange discoveries you’ve never heard of
🧬 Bite-sized knowledge bombs
🔥 Curiosity-fueled content that makes you that person in the group chat
📚 Science, but make it addictive.
👇 Tap in and ignite your brain:
👉 https://t.me/curios…
It's strange how someone can become a part of you. You realize that if they vanish from your life, the world will keep turning. The sky won't fall, and summer won't switch places with winter. But if they go, they’ll take your soul with them.
I can live without you.
But I don’t want to.
HeartVibe
Your woman stopped nagging, is glowing, and looking absolutely radiant? Congrats—she’s no longer yours. Someone else is clearly treating her right. #RelationshipReality #RespectWomen
HeartVibe
Coldness in a relationship isn't always the end. Sometimes, people simply grow distant—not because they stop loving or plan to leave, but because passion fades and the connection shifts to a new, quieter level.
It's like an emotional retirement. But if you let this state linger too long, reigniting the spark later may become nearly impossible.
Keep the fire alive while it's still burning. Stoke it. Add fuel. Before…
We'll be happy together, no matter what anyone says. Let them talk, let them gossip, let them envy us — we'll keep walking hand in hand, greeting sunrises and bidding farewells to sunsets.
We'll laugh at each other's jokes, fulfill each other's dreams, and face every hardship side by side.
Years will pass, we've already lived through so much, and there's still so much ahead — but through it all, we'll remain happy.…
For a woman, tender and affectionate words matter as much as water does to the earth, or air to fire.
Of course, the absence of tenderness isn’t fatal—no physical harm occurs—but without affection, a woman’s heart grows cold, emotions fade, and intimacy loses its joy.
Never let feelings dry out. Nurture your relationship, and her, with kind words.
HeartVibe
In desperate love, we often fabricate our partners' personalities—demanding they be exactly who we need—then feel crushed when they refuse to play the roles we’ve written for them.
HeartVibe
In the arms of someone you love, you suddenly realize how much of life is spent on the wrong things. We waste time trying to prove, to show, to explain. But so often, all that's needed is a tight embrace — or the feeling of being pulled close, everything else fading away. Just feel it: the quiet joy of this moment. Knowing you have everything you need to fall asleep smiling and greet the morning with warmth, already …
If I had known the last time I saw you would truly be the last, I would’ve memorized your face, your walk, every little thing about you. And if I’d known the last time I kissed you was the final one, I never would’ve let go.
HeartVibe
If you feel like taking a break from me, that’s okay — everyone needs space from the familiar now and then.
But I don’t want this to become the norm. If you’re not truly present with me, if you can’t relax when I’m around, then what’s the point of this connection? Where one person reaches out, and the other keeps pulling away.
HeartVibe
Friends promise to help, but the ones who truly care just step in and do. Loved ones don’t take offense—they forgive. The ones who matter don’t say “I’ll call”; they’re already there. It’s that simple.
HeartVibe
👀9👏7💋7🌭6🎉5🤷5🦄5👍4
Showing the 12 most recent of 66 posts we hold for @heartvibe5. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 9 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
1
handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
0
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
1
vacant every time we have ever looked
@heartvibe5 named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
@wetoday7bot named in 1 post, 4 September 2026 – 4 September 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“HeartVibe” (@heartvibe5), 36,915 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/heartvibe5.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.