печальная песня про то и дело сменяющиеся времена года с соответствующим видеорядом
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Channel
@hebrllem
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
686subscribers
-4 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001956845155 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @hebrllem |
| Created | Between 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 27 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 27 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/hebrllem |
Music — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 58% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Sept 2026, 09:20 | 686 | -1 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 18:00 | 687 | -3 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 11:15 | 690 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 06:29 | 691 | +1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 02:20 | 690 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:53 | 690 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 4 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
754 reactions across 19 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 32.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 243 | 32.2% | |
| ❤ | 170 | 22.5% | |
| 🔥 | 120 | 15.9% | |
| 🥰 | 68 | 9.02% | |
| 👍 | 64 | 8.49% | |
| 🤣 | 13 | 1.72% | |
| ❤🔥 | 12 | 1.59% | |
| 👀 | 12 | 1.59% | |
| 😍 | 12 | 1.59% | |
| 🤗 | 10 | 1.33% | |
| 💅 | 8 | 1.06% | |
| 👏 | 6 | 0.796% | |
| 🏆 | 5 | 0.663% | |
| 👾 | 5 | 0.663% | |
| 💔 | 5 | 0.663% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 0.133% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 754 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 4 December 2025 to 4 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @hebrllem. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 19 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 4 December 2025 to 4 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
печальная песня про то и дело сменяющиеся времена года с соответствующим видеорядом
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видеоклипище
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Иногда, ни с того ни с сего, какой-нибудь поэт или художник принимается петь и выкладывать спетое в свой бложик. Такое дело редко вызывает какие-то другие эмоции, помимо испанского стыда. Нет, бывают, конечно исключения, но чаще всего ты думаешь, мол, ну куда ты полез, сидел бы себе, поэтничал или художничал, или яишницу бы запек, зачем тебе еще все это, ну не надо. Кроме того, жена моя, Колоскова, не так давно, ко…
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УБОРЩИЦА В принципе, мы и сами справляемся с уборкой. Ну, как справляемся. Например, я раз в три недели выбрасываю кучу мусора на тачке из супермаркета и маленьких мусорных баков в один громадный мусорный бачищще. Занятие это мне нравится. Оно хоть и несколько вонючее, но несложное и даже иногда терапевтически -созерцательное. Ты идешь такой, немного пыльный, независимый и надменный, тащишь за собою мусорный бак и ду…
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древний персидский коврик-прорицатель, как сумел, нарисовал нам с вами заседания правительства Ирана 2027 года. в центре, понятное дело, шах. (обратите внимание на гражданина в нижнем правом углу, не иначе, агент моссада)
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Иногда мы выезжаем на так называемые «полевые работы». Ну как выезжаем. Нас с Йоси берут с собой водители-экспедиторы, когда нужно погрузить что-то особенно тяжелое. Особенно тяжелое нужно грузить, как правило, когда у людей несчастье. Например, когда сильный дождь (как сегодня), когда течет с потолка и ковры намокают. Или пожар, когда ковры сначала покрываются слоем пепла, а потом намокают в результате действий…
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Тут на днях мне стукнуло 48. Вместе с солидной цифрой пришли солидные недуги. Например, я, как всякий уважающий себя мужчина в самом расцвете сил, принялся страдать от высокого давления. Ну как страдать. С утра просыпаешься не выспавшийся, злой, рожа мятая, уши во все стороны топорщатся, сил никаких нет. Короче, со стороны никаких изменений нет, но чувство такое, будто не спал вовсе, а дрался с кем-то мешками с пе…
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ж! ж! жжж! ЖЖЖЖЖ!! ж! ж!
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В синагоге имелся отдельный вход для женщин и для мужчин. Я побоялся, что Колоскова с дочерью, известные своими крутым нравом и феминистическим складом ума, будут возмущаться и что возникнет скандал но он не возник каюсь, я немножечко проникся своей избранностью, своей причастностью к ни с того ни с сего привилегированной части человечества но для вида расстроился - как же так! — сказал я громко, чтобы известные феми…
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Поездка в Цфат (святочный рассказ) Цфат — город основанный, как говорят, сыном того самого Ноя, повидал многое. На протяжении длиннющей израильской истории, город Цфат настигали разной степени рукотворности беды. то его выкашивала чума то захватывали крестоносцы то опустошали мамлюки то вырезали османы то набегали друзы то разрушали арабы и так далее (страдало в основном, понятное дело, мирное население). В перерыва…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @hebrllem. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Hebrew with Llemur” (@hebrllem), 686 subscribers as measured 27 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hebrllem.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.