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Тяжелая доля правого полушария

@hemisphaeriumcerebri

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

47subscribers

+14 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002938712790
TypeChannel
Username@hemisphaeriumcerebri
CreatedBetween 1 August 2025 and 31 October 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded11 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 September 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/hemisphaeriumcerebri

Growth

3347407 August 2026 — 33 subscribers11 August 2026 — 33 subscribers16 August 2026 — 37 subscribers24 August 2026 — 38 subscribers30 August 2026 — 43 subscribers7 September 2026 — 46 subscribers14 September 2026 — 47 subscribers7 August 202614 September 2026
7 measurements spanning 38 days, net +14. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 31–49 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Sept 2026, 19:1847+1
7 Sept 2026, 23:2246+3
30 Aug 2026, 19:5743+5
24 Aug 2026, 08:3538+1
16 Aug 2026, 18:4537+4
11 Aug 2026, 01:3133no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:1533first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 16 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
20s
Average length
10s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

85 reactions across 17 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁2225.9%
❤‍🔥1517.6%
🔥1416.5%
🤣1011.8%
👍89.41%
67.06%
👏33.53%
😭33.53%
🤔22.35%
💯11.18%
🥰11.18%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 85 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 16 July 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

9 Aug 2026, 09:21 UTC16 views4 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @onelastmemeVideo

Video, posted without a caption

🤣3😁1

8 Aug 2026, 16:55 UTC18 views6 reactionsread 11 August 2026

Posted without readable text

❤‍🔥32👏1

8 Aug 2026, 08:13 UTC18 views5 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Photo

Штраф тут пришёл. Лучшего названия для совхоза и придумать сложно

😁3🤣1😭1

3 Aug 2026, 17:08 UTC37 views5 reactionsread 11 August 2026

Ещё сегодня узнал, что в Москве стало модно называть детей героями мифов Древней Греции. 81 Афина у нас теперь есть. Два Одиссея. Среди имён встречаются также Геракл (убил жену и детей), Аид (повелитель царства мёртвых), Прометей (проблемы с печенью) и Дионис (проблемы с печенью). Сразу видно, кто самая читающая нация. Однако, считаю недостаточно раскрыта тема. Пока нет ни Сизифа, ни Тантала. Сестёр-близняшек, счита

❤‍🔥4😁1

3 Aug 2026, 15:48 UTC34 views5 reactionsread 11 August 2026

Сегодня с радостью узнал, что у Главы Комиссии по вопросам майнинговой деятельности и технологии блокчейн - фамилия Безделов. Это многое объясняет. Всё как у Чехова.

🤣3❤‍🔥2

2 Aug 2026, 06:28 UTC41 views8 reactionsread 11 August 2026

И вот выходишь ты такой из кабриолета Jaguar 1957 года. На ногах подкрадули Berluti, на плечи небрежно накинут пиджак Pal Zileri, в руке айфон из 24-каратного золота от Стюарта Хьюза. - Сотый до полного, - небрежно бросаешь кассирше на заправке - Четвёртая колонка? А у нас сегодня акция - при покупке кофе - пирожок с капустой за 16 рублей. И всё. Дальше как в тумане. Забыты годы в Принстоне, личные консультации с У

😁4🔥2👏1💯1

30 Jul 2026, 18:49 UTC46 views4 reactionsread 11 August 2026

Кстати, важный вопрос: а что сейчас происходит с партией, которую Шаман подарил Мизулиной? Будет ли она баллотироваться в ГосДуму или она уже наигралась, а её членов распродала в бордели и на органы?

🤔2😁2

27 Jul 2026, 06:22 UTC63 views4 reactionsread 11 August 2026

Те кто меня знает, в курсе что я постоянно слушаю подкасты и лекции из самые разных областей. Решил в этом посте собрать любимых учёных. Сейчас многие ведут подкасты или выкладывают лекции, но это список тех, кого я с удовольствием буду слушать вне зависимости от темы. Эти люди хороши тем, что могут рассказать о самых сложных вещах очень простым языком, так что пойму даже я. Можете смело гуглить на любой из платформ

❤‍🔥3🔥1

27 Jul 2026, 05:29 UTC49 views6 reactionsread 11 August 2026
Forwarded from @PofigizmEsthetics

- где тусовались сторонники Лжедмитрия? - на Узурпатриках

🤣3😁2🔥1

27 Jul 2026, 05:29 UTC51 views1 reactionsread 11 August 2026

#Идеальныйюморсуществует

🔥1

23 Jul 2026, 12:32 UTC53 views5 reactionsread 11 August 2026

А теперь о действительно важном: Шаман сжёг свои кожаные штаны в русскай печи и сказал, что больше не будет их использовать в своём образе. Два вопроса: у него что, был образ? И что будет на этот раз? Шаровары из крапивы или чулки? Я его боготворю, фрик из Палаты мер и весов просто.

🔥32

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @hemisphaeriumcerebri. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Тяжелая доля правого полушария” (@hemisphaeriumcerebri), 47 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hemisphaeriumcerebri.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.