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Анекдоты

@hihihahaha2026

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3,352subscribers

-24 since we began measuring on 13 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001832285713
TypeChannel
Username@hihihahaha2026
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded13 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held10
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/hihihahaha2026

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 14 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

3,3523,3763,36413 August 2026 — 3,376 subscribers14 August 2026 — 3,374 subscribers18 August 2026 — 3,373 subscribers20 August 2026 — 3,372 subscribers24 August 2026 — 3,367 subscribers28 August 2026 — 3,368 subscribers30 August 2026 — 3,373 subscribers3 September 2026 — 3,365 subscribers8 September 2026 — 3,357 subscribers15 September 2026 — 3,352 subscribers13 August 202615 September 2026
10 measurements spanning 33 days, net -24. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 3,348–3,380 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 22:183,352-5
8 Sept 2026, 10:213,357-8
3 Sept 2026, 08:543,365-8
30 Aug 2026, 17:043,373+5
28 Aug 2026, 03:253,368+1
24 Aug 2026, 21:343,367-5
20 Aug 2026, 22:443,372-1
18 Aug 2026, 05:523,373-1
14 Aug 2026, 23:563,374-2
13 Aug 2026, 16:463,376first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 7 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

81 reactions across 17 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 61.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣5061.7%
😁1822.2%
❤‍🔥1012.3%
💯22.47%
👀11.23%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 81 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 7 August 2026 to 13 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

13 Aug 2026, 06:41 UTC44 views2 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Вечеринка животных. Все веселятся, танцуют, пьют, общаются. Вдруг в середину зала выходит хамелеон и говорит: — Смотрите, что могу! — и поменял свой цвет — Ну, кто повторит? И тут осьминог говорит: — Подержи моё пиво, подержи моё пиво, подержи моё пиво, подержи моё пиво, подержи моё пиво, подержи моё пиво, подержи моё пиво, подержи моё пиво...

🤣2

12 Aug 2026, 14:46 UTC67 views8 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Что общего у морской свинки и "Комсомольской правдой"? Морская свинка тоже не имеет отношения ни к морю ни к свиньям

❤‍🔥3😁3💯2

12 Aug 2026, 11:44 UTC70 views4 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Приходит шахматист к психологу и говорит: — Доктор, я уникальный шахматист! — Да, и чем же? — Я могу засунуть в жопу слона.

🤣4

12 Aug 2026, 06:17 UTC82 views8 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Почему в трансформерах нет женщин - роботов? Они долго собираются

🤣6❤‍🔥1😁1

11 Aug 2026, 14:22 UTC115 views6 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Армяне прячутся от разбойников в колодце. Приходят разбойники, заглядывают в колодец: — Есть здесь кто? — Есть здесь кто? – эхом отвечают Армяне. — А может и нет здесь никого? — А может и нет здесь никого? – доносится из колодца. — А может партию в нарды? — А давайте

😁3🤣2❤‍🔥1

11 Aug 2026, 09:18 UTC109 views5 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Знаете в чём схожесть конфет и ружья? Если и то и другое принести в школу, все прикинутся твоими друзьями

🤣3❤‍🔥1😁1

11 Aug 2026, 05:50 UTC105 views2 reactionsread 13 August 2026

— Смотри, это моя бабушка в молодости на фото. Говорят, у меня нос от нее. — Очень даже симпатичный нос! А что у тебя еще от нее? — Квартира. — Идеальные гены!

❤‍🔥1🤣1

10 Aug 2026, 15:27 UTC111 views5 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Внучек приходит домой и говорит бабушке: - Мы сегодня на уроке проходили половые органы! Бабушка услышав это сразу побежала к его матери: - Ты знаешь, что твой сын на уроках изучает? - Конечно, это у них в школьной програме. Через час бабушка заходит к внучку в комнату, видит – он дрочит, и говорит ему: - Пошли обедать, потом домашнее задание доделаешь.

🤣4😁1

10 Aug 2026, 09:51 UTC117 views3 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Приходит мужик к венерологу: так мол и так, хуй не стоит.А венеролог ему и говорит: -Вот, возьмите эти таблетки, на протяжении 5 дней, по 1 разу после обеда и всё у вас будет хорошо. Ну мужик пришёл домой и думает: не, ну 5 дней это чё то долго и уебал сразу все 5 таблеток за раз. Проходит 5 минут, у мужика колом, жену выебал раз 12, она уже в ужасе от него прячется, убегает, а у него всё равно стоит. Пошел в сарай, …

🤣2😁1

10 Aug 2026, 06:13 UTC114 views3 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Отец гуляет с ребенком в коляске. Встречает старого друга. Друг: - О! Ребенка родил! Как назвал? - Наташей. - Красивое имя. - Красивое-то красивое, только вот, чувствую, намучаемся с пацаном...

😁2🤣1

9 Aug 2026, 17:07 UTC123 views5 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Едут в маршрутке кавказец и девушка. Кавказец к ней подкатывает. - Давай я увэзу тебя к сэбэ в горы! У нас воздух чистый, красиво и мужчины там настоящие мужчины! Девушка тихо: - А я слышала, что у вас там трахают коз, овец и гусей. Кавказец внезапно отшатывается и выпучивает глаза. - ГУСЭЙ??

🤣4😁1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @hihihahaha2026. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Анекдоты | Мемы | Юмор 🍒
@a_necdot69 · 136,382
Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 49 here — alongside 48 others — read 13 August 2026
ANIM3MALS
@ANIM3MALS · 26,863
Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 12 September 2026

This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Анекдоты” (@hihihahaha2026), 3,352 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hihihahaha2026.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.