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Хмели созрели

@hmelisozreli

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

1,691subscribers

+9 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001746522193
TypeChannel
Username@hmelisozreli
Created11 March 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held12
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/hmelisozreli

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 17 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 52% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,6821,6961,6896 August 2026 — 1,682 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,682 subscribers10 August 2026 — 1,687 subscribers16 August 2026 — 1,689 subscribers22 August 2026 — 1,690 subscribers25 August 2026 — 1,692 subscribers28 August 2026 — 1,693 subscribers30 August 2026 — 1,695 subscribers2 September 2026 — 1,696 subscribers7 September 2026 — 1,693 subscribers12 September 2026 — 1,690 subscribers16 September 2026 — 1,691 subscribers1,6916 August 202616 September 2026
12 measurements spanning 40 days, net +9. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,680–1,698 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 01:201,691+1
12 Sept 2026, 04:361,690-3
7 Sept 2026, 20:361,693-3
2 Sept 2026, 17:561,696+1
30 Aug 2026, 20:531,695+2
28 Aug 2026, 00:361,693+1
25 Aug 2026, 09:451,692+2
22 Aug 2026, 17:341,690+1
16 Aug 2026, 18:231,689+2
10 Aug 2026, 07:431,687+5
7 Aug 2026, 02:471,682no change
6 Aug 2026, 19:161,682first reading

Engagement

13 posts held, back to 3 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 13 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 03s
Average length
1m 03s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

373 reactions across 13 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 52.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣19452.0%
😁6517.4%
🔥6417.2%
195.09%
💯71.88%
61.61%
🤡41.07%
👏30.804%
🤓20.536%
🤷20.536%
🌚10.268%
👍10.268%
🖕10.268%
🤔10.268%
🤬10.268%
🤮10.268%
🥰10.268%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 373 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 12:34 UTC191 views23 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Русское ведро с крабами: почему именно русские так нетерпимы к идее собственного счастья «Опять собралось комбо: украинец, беларус и литовец уговаривают русского не хуесосить своих же, всё-таки пытаясь донести, что они [русские] тоже люди» Комментарий подписчика лаконично описывает десятки идентичных диалогов, что годами повторяются в чате канала. Меняются только никнеймы и аватары рандомных русских самобичевателей

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7 Aug 2026, 09:06 UTC278 views22 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Умоляем, хватит интересничать! От интриги аж шишка дымится!

🤣21💯1

6 Aug 2026, 13:12 UTC381 views19 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Самая «имперская» черта эмигрировавшего россиянина — это написание доносов на эмигрировавших россиян. Не ирония и не оксюморон ради оксюморона. Сами посудите. Условный релокант из Усть-Задрищенска, приехавший в ЕС и строчащий пачками кляузы на сограждан за «недостаточную деколонизированность», на деле проявляет ровно тот самый «имперский шовинизм», против которого якобы воюет. Ибо в его внутренней оптике офицеры ев

🔥1431💯1

6 Aug 2026, 08:29 UTC406 views42 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Большая стратегия не помогла взять Малую Токмачку...

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6 Aug 2026, 03:18 UTC362 views41 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @westerly_1776

- Чем русские отличаются от японцев? - Русские до сих пор ненавидят Америку за Хиросиму и Нагасаки.

😁40💯1

4 Aug 2026, 18:18 UTC459 views21 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Отправила Бабке её любимые х8х8тачи и добрую незатейливую поделку - всё своими руками. А она вредничает и не открывает. Ворчит, жеманится, в комментариях на меня жалуется. Угадайте, что в чёрном ящике?

😁21

4 Aug 2026, 18:00 UTC441 views19 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Ужасы нашего городка-6 Дни сменяют ночи. Внуки не кормлены. Буряк порос сорняками. Бабка на деревянных счётах фиксирует, сколько раз в 2023 году имя Екатерины Орловой было упомянуто на каналах, с которыми когда-то делался коллаб. Сколько воды с тех пор утекло, сколько клубники прополото, сколько гифок с Дудаевым отправлено в домовой чат... В ходе следствия было установлено, что несколько лет назад из подборки был из

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4 Aug 2026, 13:42 UTC458 views28 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Как российское лампасное дегенеральство конвертируется в рост казахского ВВП Великий геостратегический Пыня, судорожно вжимаясь в повышенные подошвы, намеревался перешагнуть через Украину и растоптать НАТО, триумфально укрепив зоны влияния на костях главных врагов (гражданского населения двух стран). Политик же соседнего азиатского государства, чьё имя никак не помещается Пыне в рот, по заветам «Книги Пяти Колец» Ми

🤣22🔥2🤷21🌚1

4 Aug 2026, 10:53 UTC468 views35 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Склад Wildberries в Самарской области полностью выгорел на площади 160 тыс. кв. метров — врио министра промышленности и торговли региона Дениса Гуркова «По факту остался только административный комплекс. Все товары уничтожены». Есть ещё один административный комплекс. Южнее.

🔥19🤣133

3 Aug 2026, 14:27 UTC469 views57 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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«Следственный комитет по Омской области и главный следователь по особо гедонистическим преступлениям русского народа установили: В день своего 34-летия гражданка РФ Екатерина Орлова 3 раза надевала швейное изделие цельнокроеного (составного) типа, явно отсылающее к империалистической эстетике, 4 раза употребляла в пищу морепродукты, 18 раз произвела фотосъемку какиса (прим. для судебного секретариата: «какис» — по-л

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3 Aug 2026, 09:39 UTC481 views26 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

СМИ: Крупнейшие торговые сети обсуждают с поставщиками возможность развозить товары в магазины и на распределительные центры собственными силами последних. В частности, с предложением закрепить возможность доставки товаров до распределительных центров и магазинов их силами, к поставщикам обратилось АО «Тандер» (розничная сеть «Магнит»). Опрошенные специалисты уверены, что решение перенести доставку на плечи произво

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3 Aug 2026, 05:50 UTC432 views17 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Дорогой Мартин Алексеевич ...

🤣17

Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @hmelisozreli. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Дмитрий Демушкин
@DmitriyDemushkin · 37,489
Telegram ranks this channel #54 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 1 September 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Хмели созрели” (@hmelisozreli), 1,691 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hmelisozreli.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.