Channel
@houzipj
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10subscribers
+7 since we began measuring on 15 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1004293488785 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @houzipj |
| Created | 14 September 2026 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post |
| First recorded | 16 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/houzipj |
Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 82% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Oct 2026, 03:47 | 10 | +2 |
| 1 Oct 2026, 12:36 | 8 | +3 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 16:59 | 5 | +2 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 02:23 | 3 | no change |
| 15 Sept 2026, 11:17 | 3 | first reading |
4 posts held, back to 14 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 4 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
【时间】：2026-09-15 【老师】：小猴子 【留名】：上沪 【人照】：9 【颜值】：9 【身材】：9 【服务】：9 【态度】：9 【环境】：9 【综合】：9 【过程】：1，颜值，清纯，甜美，邻家，气质干净，清柔 2，身材，小巧玲珑，身材苗条有曲线，匀称，没有赘肉 3，皮肤，偏白，大身没有纹身，就肩部一点点 4，腿，站立后入，腿型不错，有点酒杯型，捏着舒服。虽然不高，但是腿比例不错 5，屁股，白嫩，有弹性，拍打，撞击，都很软绵舒适 6，胸，少女胸，饱满有弹性，手感一握，软软糯。 7，服务，态度不错，指哪舔哪，舌吻吐舌头，有漱口水，干净无异味。 8，涩涩，敏感，反应大，还没插入就出水，不催。 总结，邻家，清柔，小巧，乖巧，配合，听话，好菜，好评！ 【狼友大队】：点击入群
上海狼友互动区报告模板: https://t.me/SHJVH099 【综合评价】：#超级好评 【验证留名】：上沪 【验证时间】：9月15日 【妹子花名】：小猴子 【联系方式】：@houzish666 【所在位置】：浦东 【修车水费】：500 工兵 【身高身材】：身高 155 小鸟依人 【颜值相似】：人照一致 【凶器罩杯】：胸B 【个人卫生】：事前事后有清洗 【时间管理】：开课准时，排课宽松，课时做完 【优点评价】：嫩 【缺点评价】：无 【体验过程】：1，颜值，清纯，甜美，邻家，气质干净，清柔 2，身材，小巧玲珑，身材苗条有曲线，匀称，没有赘肉 3，皮肤，偏白，大身没有纹身，就肩部一点点 4，腿，站立后入，腿型不错，有点酒杯型，捏着舒服。虽然不高，但是腿比例不错 5，屁股，白嫩，有弹性，拍打，撞击，都很软绵舒适 6，胸，少女胸，饱满有弹性，手感一握，软软糯。 7，服务，态度不错，指哪舔哪，舌吻吐舌头，有漱口水，干净无异味。 8，…
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Showing the 4 most recent of 4 posts we hold for @houzipj. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“猴子评价” (@houzipj), 10 subscribers as measured 18 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/houzipj.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.