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misanthropic

@hufobic

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

35,132subscribers

+2,501 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002339046535
TypeChannel
Username@hufobic
Descriptionall we know is that stars will fall
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held25
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/hufobic

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 71% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

135,40517,7036 August 2026 — 32,631 subscribers7 August 2026 — 32,653 subscribers8 August 2026 — 32,476 subscribers9 August 2026 — 32,483 subscribers10 August 2026 — 32,357 subscribers11 August 2026 — 32,458 subscribers12 August 2026 — 32,359 subscribers13 August 2026 — 32,273 subscribers14 August 2026 — 32,147 subscribers15 August 2026 — 32,028 subscribers17 August 2026 — 2 subscribers25 August 2026 — 34,625 subscribers26 August 2026 — 34,533 subscribers27 August 2026 — 34,452 subscribers28 August 2026 — 34,378 subscribers29 August 2026 — 34,293 subscribers30 August 2026 — 34,199 subscribers31 August 2026 — 34,127 subscribers1 September 2026 — 34,069 subscribers2 September 2026 — 33,977 subscribers3 September 2026 — 1 subscribers12 September 2026 — 35,405 subscribers14 September 2026 — 35,303 subscribers15 September 2026 — 35,277 subscribers17 September 2026 — 35,132 subscribers35,1326 August 202617 September 2026
25 measurements spanning 42 days, net +2,501. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 25
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 19:4135,132-145
15 Sept 2026, 19:3935,277-26
14 Sept 2026, 04:4135,303-102
12 Sept 2026, 08:5735,405+35,404
3 Sept 2026, 12:001-33,976
2 Sept 2026, 05:5233,977-92
1 Sept 2026, 04:3434,069-58
31 Aug 2026, 02:5334,127-72
30 Aug 2026, 00:5434,199-94
29 Aug 2026, 04:0534,293-85
28 Aug 2026, 01:4334,378-74
27 Aug 2026, 05:0434,452-81
26 Aug 2026, 02:0734,533-92
25 Aug 2026, 00:0534,625+34,623
17 Aug 2026, 10:172-32,026
15 Aug 2026, 20:4532,028-119
14 Aug 2026, 10:1432,147-126
13 Aug 2026, 04:3432,273-86
12 Aug 2026, 05:4732,359-99
11 Aug 2026, 07:4232,458first reading

Engagement

135 posts held, back to 29 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 55 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
24.0%
avg views ÷ 35,132 subscribers
Avg views / post
8,420
63 posts measured
Reaction rate
0%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
63
of 135 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 3 of 63 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 20 September 2026
Posts held135 (29 July 202620 September 2026)
Views total530,604
Reactions total0
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken21 Sept 2026, 07:28 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
728
Videos
18
Links
5

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 21 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
60
across the posts below
Posts paid on
9
of 135 we hold a reading for · 7%
Most on one post
50
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @hufobic. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 135 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 29 July 2026 to 20 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

20 Sept 2026, 21:48 UTC985 viewsread 21 September 2026

my biggest fear is never achieving the life i desperately crave for my future self

20 Sept 2026, 13:30 UTC≈3,180 viewsread 21 September 2026

whenever i open up to someone, their response reminds me why i don’t talk about my feelings

19 Sept 2026, 12:45 UTC≈6,140 viewsread 21 September 2026

people will make you feel so unwanted then be surprised when you act distant

18 Sept 2026, 14:59 UTC≈7,270 viewsread 21 September 2026

i spend too much time daydreaming about things that will never happen

16 Sept 2026, 16:55 UTC≈9,530 viewsread 21 September 2026

once i learn how to argue without crying it’s over for y’all

Showing the 12 most recent of 135 posts we hold for @hufobic. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“misanthropic” (@hufobic), 35,132 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hufobic.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.