Channel
@hzvband
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Referenced elsewhere · Cite this entry
525subscribers
+11 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001419881725 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @hzvband |
| Created | Between 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/hzvband |
Music — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Sept 2026, 12:15 | 525 | +4 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 00:48 | 521 | +1 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 07:12 | 520 | +1 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 07:17 | 519 | +4 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 06:05 | 515 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 03:50 | 514 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 21:18 | 514 | first reading |
12 posts held, back to 15 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
135 reactions across 12 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 93.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 126 | 93.3% | |
| 😢 | 4 | 2.96% | |
| 😱 | 3 | 2.22% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 1.48% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 135 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 15 July 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
#СучЦукрМуз НАЖИВО, і дивіться яким складом! 🤯💓💓 "Олексій Ковжун, Вова Пахолюк і Альберт Цукренко будуть згадувати, як діставали і слухали музику в 80-х, 90-х і 00-х. Фарцовщики, підпільні колекціонери, "балка", пізніше - перші CD-диски, а згодом інтернет. І, врешті, знову повернення до вінілу (правда, не для всіх - дехто повернувся до CD). Чим відрізняється те, як слухали музику раніше, від того, як слухають зараз? …
❤7😱1
https://youtu.be/A5CK-W6eJgw?si=2iCnijqJAR_c7Slh
❤6
В яких містах чекаєте на Вову й Альберта? Формуємо розклад осіннього туру 💫
❤11
https://youtu.be/_Eo2ITQe9Jg?si=hUbxJatar0bllc-Y
❤8
🌊🌊🌊 https://ffm.live/hzvlive
❤11
Чи усвідомлюєте ви, що ХЗВ - ровесники української гривні? Картинка: @psh_bnr
❤21
Коли ми були малими, нам було цікаво, що роблять мужики в гаражах. Тепер ми знаємо.
❤7
Фото - Тетяна Шлапак, більше - тут: https://www.instagram.com/p/DbAdi6Bjfk2/
❤12
Це був повний розйоб. Сказати, що епічно — нічого не сказати. 💥 Русня йобнула по ТЕЦ, але таймінг вийшов просто ідеальним… 👀 Реально один із найкращих вечорів у житті. Любимий паб, любима музика і максимально охуєнні люди поруч. 💔 Для контексту, ми в пабі яке рахується як укриття. Пісня про бомбосховище, і раптовий глобальний блекаут по вказаній вище причині.
❤11😢4👍2😱2
Альберт вийшов з відпустки з неочікуваною заявою. Квитки - тут https://concert.ua/uk/booking/hzv-chernigiv/
❤11
Photo, posted without a caption
❤12
30 сантиметрів в українській естраді. #ХЗВ30 За образи дякуємо @svitlana.blahitko, за фото - @zakletsky
❤9
Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @hzvband. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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“Хамерман Знищує Віруси (Голі фотки Хамерманів)” (@hzvband), 525 subscribers as measured 11 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hzvband.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.