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I’m CPO, bitch

@imcpobitches

On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

1,079subscribers

+215 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002325793664
TypeChannel
Username@imcpobitches
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live4 September 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 4 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/imcpobitches

Growth

8641,079971.57 August 2026 — 864 subscribers8 August 2026 — 864 subscribers14 August 2026 — 871 subscribers23 August 2026 — 1,027 subscribers25 August 2026 — 1,054 subscribers28 August 2026 — 1,074 subscribers1 September 2026 — 1,070 subscribers4 September 2026 — 1,079 subscribers7 August 20264 September 2026
8 measurements spanning 28 days, net +215. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 832–1,111 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
4 Sept 2026, 23:171,079+9
1 Sept 2026, 02:041,070-4
28 Aug 2026, 20:231,074+20
25 Aug 2026, 18:331,054+27
23 Aug 2026, 05:061,027+156
14 Aug 2026, 20:23871+7
8 Aug 2026, 01:17864no change
7 Aug 2026, 14:41864first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 13 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

279 reactions across 20 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁10437.3%
💯4917.6%
🫡248.60%
👍227.89%
🔥186.45%
🤣134.66%
🥰134.66%
93.23%
❤‍🔥82.87%
👏62.15%
😱41.43%
😢31.08%
😭31.08%
🤔31.08%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 279 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 13 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 06:45 UTC140 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Команда, кто-то написал «не успеваем». Не драматизируйте. Мы не не успеваем. Мы создаём напряжение перед релизом.

😁6👍3💯1

6 Aug 2026, 06:46 UTC171 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Команда, я увидел, что вы закрыли задачу без демо мне. Коллеги, задача не закрыта, пока я не нашёл, что в ней не так.

😁11💯2

5 Aug 2026, 06:45 UTC209 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Команда, я увидел задачу без owner’а. Непорядок. Назначьте самого уставшего. У него уже нет сил сопротивляться.

💯14

4 Aug 2026, 06:46 UTC241 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Команда, если вы хотите меньше микроменеджмента, начните делать всё именно так, как я бы сделал сам.

💯12

3 Aug 2026, 06:45 UTC356 views18 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Команда, не надо писать «нужно больше времени». Время есть. Просто вы используете его для сна, еды и сомнений.

😁15💯3

31 Jul 2026, 06:44 UTC426 views15 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Команда, в компании стартует программа развития лидеров. Лучших сотрудников мы научим выполнять чужую работу, отвечать за чужие ошибки и получать за это больше встреч.

9👏5💯1

30 Jul 2026, 06:44 UTC405 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Команда, напомню разницу между ответственностью и полномочиями. Ответственность у вас. Полномочия пока побудут у меня, чтобы вы не натворили дел.

❤‍🔥8🤣1

29 Jul 2026, 06:46 UTC368 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Команда, мы внедряем культуру доверия. Я доверяю вам выполнять мои решения. Вы доверяете мне не объяснять, зачем они нужны.

🫡11

28 Jul 2026, 06:45 UTC380 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Команда, не надо просить меня убрать задачу из плана. Я могу только добавить новую задачу поверх неё. Мы же продуктовая компания, а не кружок отказа от возможностей.

💯9😭3👍2

27 Jul 2026, 06:44 UTC385 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Команда, если на встрече я говорю «интересная мысль», это не значит, что мысль интересная. Это значит, что я пока не придумал, как её обосрать.

👍8😢3😁2

24 Jul 2026, 06:47 UTC452 views16 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Команда, если вам кажется, что хуже уже не будет — подождите, маркетинг готовит новую кампанию.

🤣12😱4

23 Jul 2026, 06:46 UTC472 views17 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Команда, у нас новая система грейдов. Junior — делает, что сказали. Middle — понимает, что сказали. Senior — понимает, что сказали неправильно, но всё равно делает. Lead — объясняет команде, почему это была их идея.

😁13🤔3👏1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @imcpobitches. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

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Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 4 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“I’m CPO, bitch” (@imcpobitches), 1,079 subscribers as measured 4 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/imcpobitches.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.