Channel
@jesushelpmeeee
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25subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1004262801367 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @jesushelpmeeee |
| Description | Дубль два (что вы здесь делаете?) Анонимка: t.me/askifybot?start=46php6r ⬆️⬆️⬆️ (даа,мне скучно до ТАКОЙ вот степени 🙂) Тикток: www.tiktok.com/@yidi_cosplay |
| Created | Between 1 May 2026 and 16 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/jesushelpmeeee |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 10:04 | 25 | no change |
| 9 Aug 2026, 10:18 | 25 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 16 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
167 reactions across 19 posts, in 23 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 15.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤🔥 | 26 | 15.6% | |
| 💘 | 24 | 14.4% | |
| 🥰 | 21 | 12.6% | |
| ❤ | 15 | 8.98% | |
| 💔 | 13 | 7.78% | |
| 👏 | 10 | 5.99% | |
| 🕊 | 10 | 5.99% | |
| 💋 | 9 | 5.39% | |
| 😭 | 6 | 3.59% | |
| 🔥 | 5 | 2.99% | |
| 🤣 | 4 | 2.40% | |
| 😇 | 3 | 1.80% | |
| 😘 | 3 | 1.80% | |
| 😱 | 3 | 1.80% | |
| 🦄 | 3 | 1.80% | |
| 🏆 | 2 | 1.20% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 1.20% | |
| 🙏 | 2 | 1.20% | |
| 🤝 | 2 | 1.20% | |
| 🍓 | 1 | 0.599% | |
| 3 further kinds | 3 | 1.80% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 167 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 16 July 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Угадайте, кто забыл про ДэРэ кота? Конечно же, я 🙂 Исправляюсь 🥺 Поздравляю моего самого любимого, самого драгоценного! Люблю его нежнейшей любовью, просто словами не передать как 😤 Мой малыш🥺🥺🥺 Сколько же ему, бедняжке, пришлось пережить 😭😭😭 Желаю много сладенького кушать — да так, чтобы жопка не слипалась и зубки не болели Нууу и нервишек крепких, чтоб собаки всякие не бесили А ещё я тут поняла: у меня сов…
💋5❤🔥3💔3❤1
Просто здрасте, просто как дела? Мой день стал чуточку лучше благодаря маленькому чуду на полу ~ А что радует вас?
🥰5❤🔥3🦄3💘2
Дорогие, алкоголизм шутка для вас? 🙂
😘3🙏2💘1
Меня облапал какой-то мужик 🥲 Только вот бедолага не знал, что разница между мной и бешеной псиной лишь в том, что собака в наморднике, а я — нет🙃 Получил пяткой (до яиц не дотянулась 😭) по коленной чашечке🙂 С хера ли мужло такое ахуевшее?! Суки, блять! 😡😡😡
👏6💘2🥰2
ЁБ ВАШУ МАТЬ ,БЛЯТЬ, когда же это всё НАХУЙ закончится?! (извините и не обращайте внимания, мне просто жизненно необходимо нууу хоть куда-нибудь выплеснуть накопившийся негатив) 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 Котёночек добит и морально сломлен жизненными обстоятельствами Котёночек желает поскорее сдохнуть, блятб
💔5💘2🤝2
С днём ободранных сисек и вырваных волос 🙂 Дамы и господа, нах мы так страдаем?… 😮💨
🕊3😭2❤1💘1
Дуреющий карась плывёт на патичку~ Сегодня на таких вот страшненьких вайбах Махуяжик по пизде пошёл😅 Всё плохо, ребят😮💨
🥰4❤🔥3💘2
Чот в последнее время агрессия ебашит через край😩 Вот прям чувствую, как с каждой секундой в бешеную псину превращаюсь Сорвалась сегодня на какую-то бабульку 🥲🥲 Стыдно пздц😭😭😭😭
🕊3💊1💘1
Посмотрите на этого поплывшего уёбыша🫠 С каждым разом всё хуже и хуже 😮💨 Пора завязывать с косплеем
😭4💔2💘1
Простите, мне смешно 🤭 Такая типичная МоЖанья реакция 😁
😇3🤣2💘1
Нууу мёд 😊😊😊 Как же здорово, когда мало того, что не обижаются, так ещё и выкупают твой тупой юмор Думала, за это говной меня обольют😅
❤2💋2❤🔥1💘1🔥1🥰1
Принимаю эстафетку от кроля (это шутка, если что 🥹) В чем суть: Вам нужно заполнить ассоциации, связанные с вашим последним косплеем. Образец выше Правила: С момента отметки под постом эстафеты у вас есть 3 дня, до истечения которых вы должны заполнить шаблон и выложить у себя в канале, отметив, кому передаёте эстафету. Если эстафета передалась одному и тому же человеку - он заполняет шаблон под ПРЕДПОСЛЕДНИЙ коспл…
🔥2🤣2🎉1💔1🥰1
Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @jesushelpmeeee. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
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Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Names
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“一滴(yīdī)_circus🎭” (@jesushelpmeeee), 25 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/jesushelpmeeee.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.