Changed my mind, i'll just go listen to Kehlani - FOLDED and suffer....because lowkey I wanted to go for a walk in the park with this one more It is what it is.
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@joelamptonn
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41subscribers
-12,701 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001499552016 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @joelamptonn |
| Created | 1 January 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/joelamptonn |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 18:38 | 41 | +6 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 19:00 | 35 | +8 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 07:46 | 27 | +8 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 15:42 | 19 | +16 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 12:35 | 3 | -12,762 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 09:44 | 12,765 | +7 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 15:06 | 12,758 | +4 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 14:48 | 12,754 | +9 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 13:38 | 12,745 | -3 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 11:31 | 12,748 | +8 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 12:41 | 12,740 | +3 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 13:32 | 12,737 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:13 | 12,738 | -4 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 15:00 | 12,742 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 14:54 | 12,742 | first reading |
82 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 20 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 82 posts for this entry, the most recent from 17 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
4,648 reactions across 81 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 70.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 3,279 | 70.5% | |
| 💯 | 745 | 16.0% | |
| 🏆 | 208 | 4.48% | |
| 🔥 | 200 | 4.30% | |
| 👍 | 87 | 1.87% | |
| 🙏 | 52 | 1.12% | |
| 👏 | 43 | 0.925% | |
| 😍 | 34 | 0.731% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 82 of the 82 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 4,648 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 82 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 17 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Changed my mind, i'll just go listen to Kehlani - FOLDED and suffer....because lowkey I wanted to go for a walk in the park with this one more It is what it is.
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The reason most men suffer in life is because they don't have money, free time and friends NOT BECAUSE they're "out of shape" Imagine You break up with your girlfriend today and start "improving" in the gym and laptops, ignore people and "lock in" While you're LOCKED IN, she starts going out and gets fucked by big dicks. From 5 dicks, one also has a nice personality. She falls in love and forgets you ever existed.…
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Imagine a person with money that never ends, free time, friends etc. vs a normal adult male Person A - wakes up when he wants, can scroll on the internet 4 hours a day talking to 100 bitches, maybe go on a date, maybe go to the beach club with some whores, maybe wastes time out the house and gets seen by other 20 bitches while also laughing with friends and improving his social skills along the way, at night can get…
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Me with belly or me with abs didn’t make no difference in my life ))) It’s other things that make a difference I talk about the things THAT REALLY MATTER in this video: https://youtu.be/RA4FgYI7NOo?is=sVwdjv5-1wlqit3h
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"The fabric of your existence will drastically alter" 😂 Realistically it's other aspects that make you feel great. I've been fat and i've also had 6pack - nobody really gives a fuck. What matters is having MONEY THAT NEVER ENDS. FREE TIME TO LIVE LIFE. BEING SINGLE instead of being stressed out by a nagging GF that limits your movement. Having friends that are also similar to you and you can waste time with them. …
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Anyway, another girl rejected my romantic idea. She knows that sometimes I have mental health problems so she’s a lil bit scared I think 🥲 But I came in pussy already so I didn’t mind the lil rejection 🫶🏻🫶🏻
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I enjoy walking in the park with women The park offers you 2 contrasting possibilities depending on your vibe 1. Be romantic, eat ice cream, admire the nature like in the movies, kisses on the forehead, holding hands 2. Be horny monkey, pull dick out on a dark alley, fuck while kids are passing by with their chubby mothers etc.
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Your quality of life depends on multiple factors not just on the money you make Person A: Makes 50k per month, lives with his girlfriend. Girlfriend is "smart" so he can't really cheat, she calls him non stop, doesn't let him leave for 1-2 days, necessitates attention otherwise she starts wars. Person B: Makes 50k per month, lives life as if he's single, sees his girlfriend when he wants, rarely, so he can fuck bit…
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WATCH MY NEW VIDEOOOO https://youtu.be/RA4FgYI7NOo
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Women have all the power because they can't lose They can do whatever the fuck they want, suck dicks, get drunk, get high, travel, fuck blacks, do gang bangs, waste time, cheat - as long as they're cute there's always someone that wants to be with them and give them cash. Bitch is single mom with kids? Someone rich still wants her Bitch got humiliated by men for years? Can always move to another country and have a…
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Unless you're born in a wealthy family you have to let go of any fear, become a savage and do everything that's necessary to get rich and strong Otherwise you'll feel like hanging yourself every day, especially if you live in Europe or the US, because you'll go out the house and see loads of privileged people, go on IG and see ppl having money, go to university / school you see kids that have everything with 0 effor…
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Ideas … from the laptops )))))))
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Showing the 12 most recent of 82 posts we hold for @joelamptonn. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
@joelamptonn edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Keep or dump?
The shares total 102%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 82 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 17 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
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“joelamptonn” (@joelamptonn), 41 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/joelamptonn.
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