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Channel
Dear my day
@journalalala
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
795subscribers
+15 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002642914348 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @journalalala |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 9 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/journalalala |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Sept 2026, 17:39 | 795 | +5 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 00:45 | 790 | +7 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 06:07 | 783 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 21:38 | 784 | +4 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 21:32 | 780 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
متاسفم برای تجربهی تلخی که داشتید😔(نیستم)
احتمالا آلمانیم کمی لهجهی کرهی شمالی داره که سیری «وو بیست دو» رو «کال وِر» شنیده.
تو اتاقم گوشیم گم شده بود. بلند گفتم هیییی سیریییی؟ گوشیم گفت اوهوم؟ پرسیدم wo bist du؟ یعنی کجایی؟ یهذره سکوت کرد و گفت calling Wer. و درحالیکه من زهرهترک شده بودم و گوشی پیدا نمیشد و هیچ توجهی هم به من نداشت، داشت با قدرت به wer زنگ میزد. چند لحظه بعد Wer که مزاحم تلفنی من بود و من واسه همین wer به معنای «چه کسی» ذخیرهش کرده بودم با عشق داشت زیر تیشرتهام میگفت «به بهههه سلامممم ببین کییی زنگگگ زدهههه».
این دو تا کتاب بعد از اون یه کیسه کتابی که ملیکا بهم داد، بزرگترین موفقیت من در پرکردن کتابخونهم بودن. کتابهای مزهدار.
اصلا چیزی هنوز در کشور وجود داره «دانهای» سی هزار تومن باشه؟ من ۱۹۲ صفحه کتاب خریدم ۳۰ هزااار تومننن. چه برد بزرگی
نمیذارید جوهر دیجیتالش خشک شه فوروارد میکنید واقعا من نمیفهمم.
اونی که فورواردش کردی ازت خواهش میکنم دوباره فوروارد کن ادیتش کردم.
امروز مقالهی سوم علیه تفسیر سانتاگ رو خوندم که با محوریت نوشتههای چزاره پاوزه نوشته بود. گفتم بذار برم کتابفروشی ببینم چطور مینویسه و منظور سانتاگ دقیقا چیه. نهایتش خیلی گرون بود همونجا یه ده بیست صفحه میخونم با قلمش و طرز فکرش آشنا میشم. رفتم اسم طرف رو به خانم کتابدار گفتم و گفت فقط دو تا کتابش رو دارن تو فلان طبقهست. همراه با خانم کتابدار دوم که میخواست راهنماییم کنه، رفتیم سراغ فلان طبقه که گفت: «میترسم ن…
نصف مکالمهی اخیرم با غلام «چه شکری بخورم؟ چرا اشتها ندارم؟ عضلههااامممم» بوده.
غلام دیگه یاد گرفته مسخرهم میکنه.
یه ویدیو از عضلههای پشتم گرفتم دیشب که با ماه دیگهم مقایسه کنم؛ نشون بابام دادم، یهذره سکوت کرد یهخرده نگام کرد یهو دستش رو کوبوند رو شونهم گفت ماشالا پهلوون:)))))
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @journalalala. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Dear my day” (@journalalala), 795 subscribers as measured 9 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/journalalala.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.