Сегодня я переступила тот порог взросления, когда врач в поликлинике младше тебя Странное ощущение...
😁5💯1🤷♀1
Signed Katarina Kommer

Channel
@kaiamort
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
58subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001746659045 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @kaiamort |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/kaiamort |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Sept 2026, 05:58 | 58 | +1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 22:45 | 57 | no change |
| 11 Aug 2026, 22:31 | 57 | first reading |
10 posts held, back to 12 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 10 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
46 reactions across 9 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 16 | 34.8% | |
| ❤ | 7 | 15.2% | |
| 😁 | 7 | 15.2% | |
| 👏 | 6 | 13.0% | |
| ❤🔥 | 5 | 10.9% | |
| 🕊 | 2 | 4.35% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 2.17% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 2.17% | |
| 🤷♀ | 1 | 2.17% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 10 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 46 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 10 most recent posts we hold, published 12 July 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Сегодня я переступила тот порог взросления, когда врач в поликлинике младше тебя Странное ощущение...
😁5💯1🤷♀1
Signed Katarina Kommer
Video message, posted without a caption
🔥2
Signed Katarina Kommer
А так жизнь пока не оч взрослая и разумная. Сегодня вот 1,5 часа везла стремянку на самокате...
👏2
Signed Katarina Kommer
А вообще я созрела к взрослой жизни (шучу) - к аренде своей собственной мастерской. Так что сняла себе голую комнату в околопромзоне и теперь развлекаюсь тем, что вожу друзей по мусоркам, таскаю разные вещи по городу, а на следующей неделе в четверг планирую перформативный перенос вещей по городу. До сентября в планах доделать минимальный ремонт, поставить фоно и начать заниматься) И да, если вдруг у вас есть следую…
🔥4❤1
Signed Katarina Kommer
Мой внутренний педагог скучает настолько, что мы умыкнули со школьной мусорки доску))
👏4🔥3😁2
Signed Katarina Kommer
Истории команды фестиваля В этом году мы решили приоткрыть наше закулисье и рассказать пару забавных историй из будней фестивальных сотрудников – монтировщиков сцены и администраторов фестиваля. За время работы у команды самопроизвольно рождается много внутренних шуток и почти что «довлатовских» историй. Сегодня мы рассказываем некоторые из них. «Эх, сейчас бы чайку….» Эта фраза родилась, когда из-за некоторых нюа…
❤3
Signed Katarina Kommer
[Продолжение предыдущего поста] Ночное купание Третий фестивальный вечер по традиции для команды становится точкой успокоения – основная часть фестиваля позади, остаётся последний спектакль четвёртого дня, отъезд артистов с администраторами и общий демонтаж. Поэтому в третий вечер, проникнувшись атмосферой этих святых мест, команда фестиваля спонтанно оказывается в сюжете довлатовской истории. Так, в третий вечер, …
❤3
Signed Katarina Kommer
Немного фестивального закулисья
Signed Katarina Kommer
День четвертый и последний. Последний утренний спектакль ради которого мы всей командой отгоняли грозу. Поедание малины и земляники напоследок. Загрузка всех составов в автобус и долгая поездка до Питера. А по приезду я даже успела прибежать в ГЭЗ и отыграть в джеме)
🔥5👍1
Signed Katarina Kommer
День третий. Мало кадров. Почти весь день просидела за стойкой регистрации - из дел: курить, пить кофе и отвечать на вопросы. А так - 3 спектакля, концерт песняров, очередной фуршет. Завывание в рацию на несколько голосов. Упадок сил и дикое желание пойти в душ. Ночные купания в пруду у монастыря.
❤🔥5🔥2🕊2
Signed Katarina Kommer
Showing the 10 most recent of 10 posts we hold for @kaiamort. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Кайя Морт” (@kaiamort), 58 subscribers as measured 12 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kaiamort.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.