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بمب خنده آخ اونجام😉

@khande_bazarr1402

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

187subscribers

+2 since we began measuring on 15 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001500245310
TypeChannel
Username@khande_bazarr1402
CreatedBetween 1 April 2021 and 30 November 2022 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded15 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/khande_bazarr1402

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 24 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

18518918715 August 2026 — 185 subscribers15 August 2026 — 185 subscribers23 August 2026 — 188 subscribers10 September 2026 — 189 subscribers17 September 2026 — 187 subscribers15 August 202617 September 2026
5 measurements spanning 34 days, net +2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 184–190 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 17:18187-2
10 Sept 2026, 09:21189+1
23 Aug 2026, 13:37188+3
15 Aug 2026, 00:15185no change
15 Aug 2026, 00:02185first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 16s
Average length
19s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

3 reactions across 3 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤133.3%
😁133.3%
🤣133.3%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 3 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 14 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

14 Aug 2026, 16:31 UTC9 viewsread 15 August 2026

چمیدونم شاید همسر آینده ام الآن کربلاست و داره منو از خدا میخواد 😝😢

14 Aug 2026, 16:31 UTC9 viewsread 15 August 2026

قبول‌‌دارید ادما تا وقتی دوسشون داریم جذابن؟ امروز اکسمو دیدم شبیه مارمولکِ پشت کنتور برق بود.😎😁

14 Aug 2026, 16:31 UTC9 viewsread 15 August 2026
Video

آخرین تلاش من برای پولدار شدن 😁😁🤣🤣😁😁

14 Aug 2026, 16:31 UTC8 viewsread 15 August 2026

| |\😒 | 🎽\ | < | 🔪 امروز دیگه آخرین مهلتِ یا عاشقم میشین یا جنازتون و میندازم کف گروه 😒😂

9 Aug 2026, 05:16 UTC39 viewsread 15 August 2026

یکیو پیدا کنین باهاتون نون و رب بخوره... وگرنه پیتزا رو که منم باهاتون میخورم 😁😁 😜🤪😝😅🤣🤩😍😂

9 Aug 2026, 05:16 UTC40 viewsread 15 August 2026
Photo

اگه دخترا برن سربازی 😁😜😅 . 😂😂😂😂😂😂

6 Aug 2026, 12:16 UTC51 viewsread 15 August 2026

از وقتی زنم فهمیده تو بهشت حوری و پری زیاده حتی نمیذاره نماز بخونم ﻫﺮﺷﺐ ﻭاﺳﻢ ﻣﺸﺮﻭﺏ ﻣﻴﺎﺭﻩ میگه : تو باید بری جهنم !!! 😳 <) )> _//_🍷🍷🍷🍷 بيچاره نميدونه جنيفر لوپز اونجاست 😂😂😂😂

6 Aug 2026, 12:16 UTC54 viewsread 15 August 2026

تا حالا بچه پولدار با معرفت دیدین؟ اگه ندیدین، دعا كنين من پولدارشم که ببینین😌🤌 😂😂😂😂😂😂

6 Aug 2026, 12:16 UTC44 viewsread 15 August 2026

هے میگہ قیامت یقتو میگیرم قیامت همہ لختیم یقہ ڪجا بود 😆😒😂😂😂 ‌

6 Aug 2026, 12:16 UTC49 views1 reactionsread 15 August 2026

هر روز صبح عكس شڪیرا رو ميذارم روبروم با خودم ميگم از امروز هيچ چے نميخورم تا منم اين هیڪلے بشم ! 🥹 لامصب ميز غذا رو كہ ميبينم ميگم مگہ هایدہ چشہ ؟ بہ اين خوشگلے و جذابے 😂😂😂 😂

❤1

6 Aug 2026, 12:16 UTC46 viewsread 15 August 2026

صبور باش بالاخره همه‌شون كات می‌کنن‌ 😝😌🤙🤣

5 Aug 2026, 18:41 UTC52 viewsread 15 August 2026

واقعاً مه مه از بزرگ‌ترین اعجازهای خلقته‌. اصلاً عجیبه. فشارش می‌دی آروم می‌شی، می‌خوریش بزرگ می‌شی، میبینی خوشحال می‌شی، سرت رو می‌ذاری روش می‌خوابی و نگاهش می‌کنی از خود بی‌خود می‌شی. قدرت خدا رو ببین. 😂😂

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @khande_bazarr1402. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

سریع بکش بیرون 😂
@searibekeeshbirooon · 101,032
Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 52 here — alongside 51 others — read 15 August 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“بمب خنده آخ اونجام😉” (@khande_bazarr1402), 187 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/khande_bazarr1402.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.