Ecommerce storefront — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 18 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 79% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
13 measurements spanning 39 days, net -4,419. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 493–6,238 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
16 Sept 2026, 00:18
1,156
-1
12 Sept 2026, 16:01
1,157
-3
8 Sept 2026, 05:00
1,160
+1
3 Sept 2026, 01:48
1,159
-3,436
30 Aug 2026, 15:35
4,595
-622
27 Aug 2026, 11:34
5,217
-286
24 Aug 2026, 03:54
5,503
-9
20 Aug 2026, 10:12
5,512
-13
17 Aug 2026, 17:47
5,525
-14
14 Aug 2026, 21:46
5,539
-15
11 Aug 2026, 08:15
5,554
-19
8 Aug 2026, 01:57
5,573
-2
7 Aug 2026, 21:45
5,575
first reading
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 6 October 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 6 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 29 April 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
4m 49s
Average length
29s
Measured directly from 10 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
2,916 reactions across 19 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.6% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
660
22.6%
🔥
597
20.5%
👍
535
18.3%
🎉
479
16.4%
💯
134
4.60%
👏
129
4.42%
❤🔥
110
3.77%
😁
78
2.67%
🥰
70
2.40%
🤩
43
1.47%
😍
38
1.30%
🤣
17
0.583%
⚡
12
0.412%
💋
12
0.412%
👌
1
0.034%
🙏
1
0.034%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,916 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 6 October 2025 to 29 April 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Advertising
Ad load
5.00%
1 of 20 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
10,500
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
5,680
over 19 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2VtzquZVWz3
1
29 April 2026
29 April 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 6 October 2025 to 29 April 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Эта клетчатая кофта универсальна в путешествиях! Убираю катышки и она как новая 😍
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Ну и ловите промокод на скидку при покупке на озон: KINDER10 (вводите в окошко с промо)
Реклама: ООО ДЕОШОП, ИНН 7715978464, ОГРН 1137746935512 , erid: 2VtzquZVWz3
Найти учителя во взрослом возрасте - это не слабость. Это - сила.
В детстве нам приходилось слушаться. В школе сидеть ровно. В институте - зубрить. Мы выросли и сказали: «Всё. Теперь я сам. Никаких учителей. Я себе методист, себе мотиватор и себе критик»
И 5–10 лет бьёмся лбом об одни и те же грабли.
Потому что взрослость — это не «я знаю всё». Взрослость — это «я знаю, где взять то, чего у меня нет». И здесь на с…
Моё утро всегда начинается с коллагена, кофе и любимых ароматов 🥰 Ах да, еще немного миста на волосы и тело … Я закрываю глаза и представляю теплую весну, пока за окном у нас в Оренбурге валит снег 💔 Лавандовые поля, нотки жасмина как в восточных странах… 😍Все это в моих диффузорах , волшебные какие-то ☺️
@aromatvdom — тг канал для вдохновения❤️
Девочки, ловите лайфхак для ваших бородачей! 🧔✨
Если ваш мужчина решил отрастить бороду, то вы наверняка знаете две главные проблемы: «она колется» и «она выглядит неопрятно». Я нашла решение, которое устроило нас обоих — бальзам для бороды от MAN WAY.
Почему я его рекомендую:
☁️ Прощай, колючесть! Теперь борода мягкая на ощупь. Девочки, это просто спасение для нашей нежной кожи при поцелуях! 🥰
🌿 Натуральный состав…
Свидание, которое захочется повторить🥰Вкусный ужин, уютный полумрак, приглушенная музыка и влюбленные сердца рядом❤️🔥
📍Локация : ресторан-кондитерская Понтис, Северный проезд 27А
Заглядывайте ко мне в сообщество ВК, там больше обзоров 😌
Глубокий разговор с Богом и душой и своей тенью❤️🔥
Свияжск — это место, где время течет иначе. Остров, построенный за четыре дня по указу Грозного, стоит на стыке двух миров: здесь вода обнимает землю, а небо отражается в куполах.
Почему сюда едут?
Паломники чувствуют благодать сорока храмов, эзотерики — «разломы» и тишину, в которой слышен внутренний голос. Это перекресток Волги и Свияги, место силы, где энергия …
Зависимость уровня «проснись в лесу и не нервничай» 😴🌲🤫
Тишина, сон, лес. Легально и одобрено экологами.
С лесом и тишиной все понятно, а вот мою любимую подушку придется брать 🤓
Смотрю в светлое будущее 2026 года ☺️ Думаю , подводить итоги или нет ? Расскажите как вы выдержали этот 2025?
В прошлом году в январе были в Москве , боже как там красиво 😻 А в этом году 22 декабря в Москве партия «Новые люди» проводит большой всероссийский форум.
Масштаб впечатляет - более 1000 участников из 72 регионов — лидеры социальных, экологических, образовательных и технологических проектов — соберутся, ч…
21.12 🐦🔥 День, когда ночь достигает своей полной власти... и тихо, непреклонно поворачивается вспять. День, когда тьма отступает, уступая дорогу свету.
И именно в этот день, в этот самый мощный поворот вселенной, ко мне пришёл ты. Мой сын.
Ты родился не просто в день Солнцестояния. Ты родился сам его смыслом. Ты — тот самый поворот. Тот миг, когда сила духа побеждает, когда надежда становится материальной, а свет …
❤50🥰27🔥26👍15❤🔥14🎉13🤩12💯10
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @kinder_v_kube. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“KINDER_V_KUBE” (@kinder_v_kube), 1,156 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kinder_v_kube.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.