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Kiwi Farms

@kiwifarms

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13,994subscribers

-271 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001480443117
TypeChannel
Username@kiwifarms
Created15 August 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held35
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/kiwifarms

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

13,99414,26514,129.56 August 2026 — 14,265 subscribers6 August 2026 — 14,265 subscribers7 August 2026 — 14,255 subscribers8 August 2026 — 14,252 subscribers9 August 2026 — 14,243 subscribers10 August 2026 — 14,234 subscribers11 August 2026 — 14,226 subscribers12 August 2026 — 14,218 subscribers13 August 2026 — 14,222 subscribers14 August 2026 — 14,214 subscribers16 August 2026 — 14,201 subscribers17 August 2026 — 14,197 subscribers18 August 2026 — 14,192 subscribers19 August 2026 — 14,185 subscribers20 August 2026 — 14,178 subscribers21 August 2026 — 14,174 subscribers23 August 2026 — 14,160 subscribers24 August 2026 — 14,150 subscribers25 August 2026 — 14,143 subscribers26 August 2026 — 14,135 subscribers27 August 2026 — 14,126 subscribers28 August 2026 — 14,127 subscribers29 August 2026 — 14,108 subscribers30 August 2026 — 14,101 subscribers31 August 2026 — 14,095 subscribers1 September 2026 — 14,093 subscribers2 September 2026 — 14,087 subscribers3 September 2026 — 14,083 subscribers5 September 2026 — 14,072 subscribers8 September 2026 — 14,052 subscribers11 September 2026 — 14,041 subscribers13 September 2026 — 14,029 subscribers14 September 2026 — 14,016 subscribers16 September 2026 — 14,008 subscribers19 September 2026 — 13,994 subscribers6 August 202619 September 2026
35 measurements spanning 44 days, net -271. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 13,953–14,306 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 35
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 05:0113,994-14
16 Sept 2026, 17:3714,008-8
14 Sept 2026, 22:4114,016-13
13 Sept 2026, 12:2114,029-12
11 Sept 2026, 15:5714,041-11
8 Sept 2026, 23:5914,052-20
5 Sept 2026, 18:1714,072-11
3 Sept 2026, 20:2214,083-4
2 Sept 2026, 12:2714,087-6
1 Sept 2026, 14:2414,093-2
31 Aug 2026, 16:4214,095-6
30 Aug 2026, 19:3414,101-7
29 Aug 2026, 16:4314,108-19
28 Aug 2026, 13:5414,127+1
27 Aug 2026, 15:3714,126-9
26 Aug 2026, 13:0314,135-8
25 Aug 2026, 14:0314,143-7
24 Aug 2026, 17:1614,150-10
23 Aug 2026, 01:1614,160-14
21 Aug 2026, 17:4614,174first reading

Engagement

23 posts held, back to 30 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 51 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
41.9%
avg views ÷ 13,994 subscribers
Avg views / post
5,870
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
7.67%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
2
of 23 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 30 August 2026
Posts held23 (30 May 202630 August 2026)
Views total11,740
Reactions total901
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken2 Sept 2026, 19:12 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
23s
Average length
23s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

7,933 reactions across 23 posts, in 56 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 23.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🫡1,84823.3%
1,57019.8%
🤣5466.88%
🌭3724.69%
🔥3574.50%
😢3474.37%
🎉3294.15%
😭2813.54%
👏2413.04%
🙏2372.99%
👍2202.77%
🤡2012.53%
🤬1962.47%
🤯1912.41%
🌚1581.99%
😱1371.73%
🍾841.06%
🆒600.756%
🗿560.706%
💩460.58%
36 further kinds4565.75%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 23 of the 23 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 7,933 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 23 most recent posts we hold, published 30 May 2026 to 30 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

30 Aug 2026, 23:09 UTC≈3,220 views221 reactionsread 2 September 2026
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We are receiving an absolutely insane bot swarm that is slowly crawling the site. I don't know what it's doing but I don't trust it. I'm blocking rVPNs* again and you will have to whitelist Spur / Monocle to get through Clearnet. Sorry * Residential VPNs are Hola-style network sharing services, not paid-for opaque VPNs like Proton/Mullvad. If you pay for your VPN it is probably not an rVPN.

👍119🤬36🤨24🌚14🤔117🗿4🔥2

27 Aug 2026, 20:02 UTC≈8,520 views680 reactionsread 2 September 2026
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In the case of Lolcow LLC v. Liz Fong-Jones, the Judge delivered her decision on a Motion to Quash the 10 DMCA 512(h) subpoenas attempting to dox our users. She has granted it, the subpoenas are quashed, no one is getting doxed, and the Judge warned that similar abuses of the DMCA in disregard of Fair Use would be grounds for sanctions and monetary awards to us. Discussion: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jone

🔥311🎉228🍾5537👍14👏10🏆8🌭6

11 Aug 2026, 18:49 UTC≈15,900 views521 reactionsread 2 September 2026
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Terry Davis died 8 years ago today. Every year, Kiwi Farms' Crunklord publishes a tribute game on his custom TempleOS engine: a HolyC-loaded, SDL2-linked software 3D renderer for TempleOS / Desktop / WASM, written in C via gcc/clang Chudbound 2 is out! https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chudbound-2.250898/

302🫡107🕊34😢34🙏14🌚6🤣6🌭5

26 Jul 2026, 00:37 UTC≈12,400 views262 reactionsread 2 September 2026

I'm aware of the performance issues and I'm looking into it but it's probably another DDoS attack they're spending for. They seem to like the weekends.

117🫡82🤣25🌭12🌚9🗿6😁3👍2

20 Jul 2026, 21:50 UTC≈15,200 views333 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Elaine Gertler Miller is now sending me legal threats claiming all public information we've collected about her paints a false picture, and that she's not a psychotic piss witch but instead an innocent young girl. What do YOU think? Clearnet: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elaine-april-gertler-miller-elaine-georgie-gertler-miller-elaine-miller-trollcow-pissminge-z3r6-echo.87610/post-25040371 Tor: https://kiwifarmsaaf4

🤣255🤡20😁14🌭10🤔87🍌6😭5

20 Jul 2026, 19:24 UTC≈14,300 views363 reactionsread 2 September 2026
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The junkie crackwhore who literally sells her ass and grooms kids for DDoS attacks is begging her more competent NVE friends to launch another attack. However, they don't seem to be able to afford the Gbps they need after we have onlined more servers on stronger networks. The network is self-healing and downtime should be intermittent. You can read about what kind of people hate the forum on .... Clearnet: https://k

158🫡119🌭20🤪15🌚12💅12🏆11👍8

19 Jul 2026, 12:55 UTC≈8,540 views281 reactionsread 2 September 2026

For the benefit of all, sneed.now is a redirect to the onion. If you type that in on the tor browser and accept the http-only warning, it will redirect you. though you can just bookmark the .onion as well on all browsers.

👏14250👍29🍾20🤣14🌚8🤡8🙏4

19 Jul 2026, 11:22 UTC≈8,250 views185 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Tor is back up. If you are receiving TTRS 503 errors still, close and reopen the browser.

👏82🫡4435🔥10🌚4🥰4🗿3🌭2

19 Jul 2026, 10:24 UTC≈8,260 views304 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Good morning. The Tor is down because our physical datacenter for the Tor backend is being DDoS attacked by unrelated extortion efforts. Since the new botnet is so large, a lot of resellers are selling it, and people are going crazy with the bandwidth. This is indirectly impacting us on other small hosts that are targets. It's very unfortunate. I am working on making our Tor setup more resilient.

153🫡87🤣17👍10🌚9🤡8🌭5😢5

19 Jul 2026, 02:44 UTC≈8,770 views363 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Tor is also being Layer 7 attacked. Looking into resolving.

🙏176🫡93😭30🤣29🌚119🌭5🦄4

18 Jul 2026, 21:37 UTC≈10,200 views388 reactionsread 2 September 2026

DDoS attacks will continue. I have a few interesting ideas we've never pursued before that I'm looking into now with help. In the mean time, Tor remains at basically 100% uptime. https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/

189🫡136🙏15🤓10🤣7❤‍🔥6🌚6🔥6

18 Jul 2026, 01:05 UTC≈16,900 views552 reactionsread 2 September 2026

I have exhausted the totality of all possible options for the Kiwi Farms. Unless we are able to forge a path forward with a T1 ISP and/or a DDoS mitigation company, literal child pornographers can pay to keep us down permanently. This is the end. https://x.com/KiwiFarmsDotNet/status/2078283712660377673

😢307🫡112🤬37🤣3226🤡15😡8🗿6

Showing the 12 most recent of 23 posts we hold for @kiwifarms. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cross-platform identity — Wikidata

A Wikidata item names this Telegram handle as belonging to the entity it describes. This is Wikidata’s claim, not a verification made by this register — nobody here confirmed that the account is genuinely operated by the entity named. Wikidata content is CC0; every fact below is dated to when it was read from Wikidata, not to when the association was first made there.

Q63225180 on Wikidata, read 13 September 2026
LabelKiwi Farms
Descriptiononline web forum
Official sitehttps://kiwifarms.net

Referenced elsewhere

This handle named by sources this register does not control and did not measure — each shown exactly as found, attributed by name, dated to when it was read.

Hacker News

This handle was named 5 times in a Hacker News comment or story, via the public Algolia search API. HN comment and story text has no confirmed reuse licence, so nothing quoted from either is reproduced here — only that a mention exists, when, and by whom, with a link to read it at the source.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Kiwi Farms” (@kiwifarms), 13,994 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kiwifarms.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.