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@kolloidal_for_life
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689subscribers
+9 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002008220017 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @kolloidal_for_life |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/kolloidal_for_life |
Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 20:00 | 689 | -2 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 16:57 | 691 | -2 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 19:02 | 693 | +6 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 04:46 | 687 | +6 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 04:34 | 681 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:01 | 680 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 16:39 | 680 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 26 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
71 reactions across 19 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👏 | 21 | 29.6% | |
| 👍 | 13 | 18.3% | |
| ❤ | 12 | 16.9% | |
| 🔥 | 12 | 16.9% | |
| 🙏 | 5 | 7.04% | |
| 😱 | 4 | 5.63% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 1.41% | |
| 😈 | 1 | 1.41% | |
| 🤔 | 1 | 1.41% | |
| 🤗 | 1 | 1.41% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 71 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 26 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Das Kondom-Verbrechen: Der krebserregende Profit mit dem intimsten Schutz Auch bei der intimsten Form des Infektionsschutzes kollabiert die Moral der Industrie vor der eiskalten Profit-Mathematik. Da die Schleimhäute im Intimbereich Schadstoffe extrem leicht aufsaugen und direkt ins Blut leiten, müssten Kondome die reinsten Produkte am Markt sein. Die Realität ist ein Albtraum aus krebserregenden Chemie-Zusätzen, Ew…
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Das INTERNATIONALE ROTE KREUZ hat vor ein paar Wochen erklärt, dass sie keine Blutspenden von geimpften Menschen annehmen werden und das ist der Grund. Das Blut der meisten geimpften Menschen verdickt sich und gerinnt schnell, was eine der Hauptursachen für Thrombosen und plötzliche Herzinfarkte ist. Die Krankenschwester kann das Blut nicht einmal aus der Frau herausholen, weil der Schlauch verstopft ist, weil es z…
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Krebsrisiko im Kühlschrank? Millionen trinken täglich etwas, das ihr Krebsrisiko massiv erhöht. Was in deiner Küche steht, könnte gefährlicher sein, als du denkst. — Thomas Berger
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💢 Dr. Dietrich Klinghardt sie öffnen mit den 2,4 GHz Frequenzen aus Mobilfunk, WLAN, Überwachungskameras, SmartHome Technologie, Mikrowellen usw. die Bluthirnschranke, damit die Aluminiumoxid Nanopartikel, welche sie via Chemtrails versprühen u. welche wir dann einatmen, ins Gehirn gelangen können. Ziel ist die Zirbeldrüse.
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Ionische kolloidale Lösungen ( ELEKTROLYSE )sind höchst bioverfügbar und wirken effektiv innerhalb der Zellen. Zink-Ionen: Unterstützen die Immunfunktion & die Wundheilung. Ein Zinkmangel beeinträchtigt die Immunantwort. Eisen-Ionen: Essenziell für die Bildung von roten Blutkörperchen & unterstützen die Immunantwort. Kupfer-Ionen: Unterstützen die Eisenaufnahme & stärken die Zellen. Mangan-Ionen: Spielen eine Rol…
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Sprich mit deinem Körper, als würdest du mit jemandem anderem sprechen, den du liebst.
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Linsen , am besten jeden Tag..
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Wie Seelen (Lichtkern) ihre Eltern schon vor der Geburt auswählen! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?
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Wusstest du, dass das Rote Kreuz den Rothschilds gehörte?? Wusstest du, dass das Rote Kreuz Kinderhandel, Organhandel, Adrenochrom und Geldwäsche betreibt..
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Genau zu hören. ..Wer ist der Mensch... wie wird er verwaltet und vermarktet?..
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🌱 WENN STRUKTURIERTES WASSER SOJAPFLANZEN VERWANDELT, WAS MACHT ES DANN MIT DEINEN 70 PROZENT KÖRPERWASSER? Schau dir das Video oben an. Ein Experiment. Keine Werbung. Sojasamen wurden mit strukturiertem Wasser gegossen. Andere mit normalem Leitungswasser. Beide unter identischen Bedingungen. Das Ergebnis, gemessen von Prof. Dr. Herbert Klima vom Atominstitut der Österreichischen Universitäten: Sechsmal höhere Ph…
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Walnüsse, und was ist wirklich gesund daran..
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @kolloidal_for_life. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Kolloide und andere Wunder✨🧚♀️✨” (@kolloidal_for_life), 689 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kolloidal_for_life.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.