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Channel
کودک باشید :)
@koodakbashid
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,245subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001042211358 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @koodakbashid |
| Created | Between 1 January 2016 and 31 October 2016 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 3 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 11 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 3 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/koodakbashid |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 3 Sept 2026, 16:01 | 1,245 | +1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 15:07 | 1,244 | +2 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 14:45 | 1,242 | -3 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 01:08 | 1,245 | +3 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 05:36 | 1,242 | -1 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 06:35 | 1,243 | +2 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 20:03 | 1,241 | -4 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 10:51 | 1,245 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 15:16 | 1,244 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 08:35 | 1,243 | no change |
| 5 Aug 2026, 23:48 | 1,243 | first reading |
Engagement
19 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
- مامان بریم بستنی چراغی بگیریم - چراغی چه جوریه؟ - نور میفته توش میخوریم دیگه. * از مکالمههای من و دخترم @Koodakbashid
هزار ماهیِ تنها فدای آبی دریا @Koodakbashid
بهش گفتم یک ذره هم برایم اهمیت ندارد، هرچند که این چشمهای بیشعورم پر از اشک بودند. البته فکر نکنید گریه میکردمها. من هیچوقت گریه نمیکنم. بعضی وقتها مردم خیال میکنند گریه میکنم، در حالیکه اشک چشم من مال حساسیت است. * داستان تریسی بیکر #ژاکلین_ویلسون @Koodakbashid
بیرون خانه حلقه به در میزند کسی وز اندرون، دلم به تپیدن بود که کیست #عالی_شیرازی @Koodakbashid
شبیه بوسه گرفتن بگیر جانم را #محمدعلی_بهمنی @Koodakbashid
Sticker, posted without a caption
بچهها اگه تجربه حضور در کنسرت رضا یزدانی و روزبه بمانی رو دارید، ممنون میشم نظرتون درباره کیفیت اجرا و خواننده رو به اشتراک بذارید.
قبل از جنگ من تصمیم گرفتم یه ورزش حرفهای رو شروع کنم. تنیس روی میز رو انتخاب کردم. مدتها بود دوسش داشتم. هفتهای سه روز میرفتم آکادمی و این ورزش رو که تو یه سوله ورزشی زیر نظر مربیهای خیلی خوب برگزار میشد ادامه دادم. تا اینکه جنگ، خیلی سنگین شروع شد. تا جایی که تمام باشگاهها تعطیل شدن و عملا امکان تمرین و آموزش نبود. خواستم بگم به قدری این ورزش خفن و باحاله که اگر تا حالا امتحانش نکردید، پیشنهاد میکنم برید سمت…
اگه خودتون یا پدرتون از کلمه الدنگ استفاده میکنید؛ به کسی که تو مراسم شربخمر حضور داشته باشه و تنها مزه بخوره و مشروب نخوره میگفتن: «الدنگ» از: #مارال_دوستی پ.ن: @Koodakbashid
ما رَسته از جهان و به دلدار بسته دل.. #بلند_اقبال شب بخیر. @Koodakbashid
زنجان داره بارون میاد. | / | | / / / | | / / | | / | / | / / | | / / / | / | / | | / | / | | / / / | | / / | | / | / | / / | | / / / | / | / | | / @koodakbashid
Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @koodakbashid. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“کودک باشید :)” (@koodakbashid), 1,245 subscribers as measured 3 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/koodakbashid.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.