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Котокафе Котиссимо

@kotissimocafe

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

3,183subscribers

+14 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001619222345
TypeChannel
Username@kotissimocafe
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/kotissimocafe

Topic

Local community — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 14 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 75% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

3,1683,1873,177.57 August 2026 — 3,169 subscribers7 August 2026 — 3,169 subscribers7 August 2026 — 3,170 subscribers10 August 2026 — 3,168 subscribers13 August 2026 — 3,173 subscribers16 August 2026 — 3,179 subscribers19 August 2026 — 3,185 subscribers23 August 2026 — 3,187 subscribers26 August 2026 — 3,181 subscribers30 August 2026 — 3,183 subscribers1 September 2026 — 3,180 subscribers6 September 2026 — 3,182 subscribers11 September 2026 — 3,181 subscribers15 September 2026 — 3,183 subscribers3,1837 August 202615 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 39 days, net +14. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 3,165–3,190 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 00:183,183+2
11 Sept 2026, 05:393,181-1
6 Sept 2026, 09:203,182+2
1 Sept 2026, 22:493,180-3
30 Aug 2026, 01:363,183+2
26 Aug 2026, 23:473,181-6
23 Aug 2026, 23:073,187+2
19 Aug 2026, 21:433,185+6
16 Aug 2026, 14:123,179+6
13 Aug 2026, 02:053,173+5
10 Aug 2026, 08:373,168-2
7 Aug 2026, 14:003,170+1
7 Aug 2026, 10:013,169no change
7 Aug 2026, 09:563,169first reading

Engagement

9 posts held, back to 27 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 3 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 9 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
6m 36s
Average length
3m 18s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

1,598 reactions across 9 posts, in 20 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 61.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤98561.6%
🥰17210.8%
😱754.69%
💔704.38%
🙏573.57%
😭513.19%
🔥301.88%
🦄261.63%
😁251.56%
👍211.31%
😢201.25%
💋161.00%
custom 5379983903073253578140.876%
🎉110.688%
😡100.626%
🎃70.438%
😎30.188%
👏20.125%
😍20.125%
⚡10.063%

Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 9 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,598 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 9 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 09:11 UTC462 views153 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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"Если я усну и проснусь через сто лет и меня спросят, что сейчас происходит в России, я отвечу: пьют, воруют и подбрасывают котов в "Котиссимо" М.Е. Салтыков-Щедрин. Ребята, мы в таком шоке, что должны успокоиться и всё обдумать. Расскажем о произошедшем попозже...

😱75😭44custom 537998390307325357814😡10💔8😢2

5 Aug 2026, 13:51 UTC578 views147 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Ещё одна из Гениных детей нашла дом🔥 Если честно, мы удивлены, что так поздно - малыши приехали совсем крохами, таких обычно быстро разбирают самые добрые руки❤️ Но с пятёркой этих чёрно-белых не задалось, и трое задержались почти на год... Особенно было обидно за игривую и смелую Тикки, которая первая из ребят освоилась в зале, но на неё мало кто обращал внимание😔 Но, видимо, она ждала своих людей. Посмотрите, какой…

❤115🔥15🎉11😎2⚡1🎃1👍1🦄1

4 Aug 2026, 11:45 UTC674 views128 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Большой почти прямой эфир, в котором можно увидеть, кто к нам приехал (и они просто прекрасны❤️), и кто никак не уедет (и они тоже прекрасны💔)

❤88🥰26🔥10👏2🎃1🦄1

2 Aug 2026, 12:26 UTC926 views177 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Ну кто устоит перед таким взглядом?😍 Мы - нет. Наша новенькая кошка, Мальвина, жила на улице. Такой искренний и добрый ребёнок вряд ли оказался там с рождения, но предыстории Мальвины мы не узнаем😔 Она точно домашняя: нежная и даже слегка навязчивая. Вы точно не избежите её объятий, если уж Мальвине захочется, чтобы ей почесали за ухом❤️ Ещё она очень любит играть и, как и всякую чёрную активную кошку, Мальвину сложн…

❤123🙏24🥰20👍5💋2😍2🦄1

1 Aug 2026, 08:34 UTC≈1,090 views190 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Вас посетил смешной Мурзилка😳 Смешной Мурзилка напоминает, что начался последний месяц лета и нужно провести его весело и насыщенно. Для этого можно, например, взять себе какого-нибудь смешного кота🙃

❤145🦄21👍9🥰9💋6

31 Jul 2026, 09:02 UTC≈1,010 views193 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Совершенно неразделимые у нас сестрички Гвоздика и Корица❤️ Кажется, даже их пятнышки можно сложить в один большой разноцветный узор. Кто был в кафе в последнее время точно видел, как они спят, крепко сцепившись так, что не различишь, где кто начинается😊 Гвоздика похрабрее - именно она первая стала доверять людям и всегда обнимает сестру, как бы защищая её. Если вы сядете у нас на ковёр, Гвоздика точно придёт и остор…

❤136🥰38🙏12💋7

30 Jul 2026, 12:10 UTC949 views250 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Сергей готов ехать домой. Кому?🔥

❤150🥰60💔21🙏8😭7🎃1💋1🦄1

28 Jul 2026, 10:33 UTC≈1,090 views198 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Кроме котов у нас теперь две рыбы завелись - поменьше и побольше😂

❤142😁25🥰19👍6🎃3🔥2🦄1

27 Jul 2026, 06:59 UTC≈1,280 views162 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Самый частый вопрос посетителей котокафе: "А есть у вас совсем-совсем маленькие котята?". А малышей у нас нет и быть не может, ведь котята - это не пушистые комочки, хрупкие и нежные существа💔 Им нужно много-много внимания. У этих крох его было мало - после рождения их выставили в коробке на улицу и даже хотели сразу усыпить😡 К счастью, добрая девушка спасла котят, но у неё нет возможности забрать их надолго😔 Поэтом…

❤86💔41😢18🙏13🔥3🎃1

Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @kotissimocafe. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Котокафе Котиссимо” (@kotissimocafe), 3,183 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kotissimocafe.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.