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成都老狼修车报告

@laolanggb

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24,671subscribers

+3,092 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001659435851
TypeChannel
Username@laolanggb
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held33
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/laolanggb

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 56% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

21,57924,67123,1256 August 2026 — 21,579 subscribers7 August 2026 — 21,619 subscribers8 August 2026 — 21,639 subscribers9 August 2026 — 21,696 subscribers10 August 2026 — 21,791 subscribers11 August 2026 — 21,824 subscribers12 August 2026 — 21,884 subscribers13 August 2026 — 21,957 subscribers14 August 2026 — 22,081 subscribers16 August 2026 — 22,170 subscribers17 August 2026 — 22,249 subscribers18 August 2026 — 22,310 subscribers19 August 2026 — 22,406 subscribers20 August 2026 — 22,472 subscribers21 August 2026 — 22,514 subscribers23 August 2026 — 22,576 subscribers25 August 2026 — 22,654 subscribers26 August 2026 — 22,669 subscribers26 August 2026 — 22,771 subscribers28 August 2026 — 22,823 subscribers29 August 2026 — 22,909 subscribers30 August 2026 — 22,969 subscribers31 August 2026 — 23,071 subscribers1 September 2026 — 23,150 subscribers2 September 2026 — 23,286 subscribers3 September 2026 — 23,384 subscribers5 September 2026 — 23,460 subscribers8 September 2026 — 23,755 subscribers11 September 2026 — 24,108 subscribers13 September 2026 — 24,291 subscribers15 September 2026 — 24,433 subscribers16 September 2026 — 24,535 subscribers19 September 2026 — 24,671 subscribers6 August 202619 September 2026
33 measurements spanning 44 days, net +3,092. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 21,115–25,135 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 09:5824,671+136
16 Sept 2026, 20:1924,535+102
15 Sept 2026, 02:1824,433+142
13 Sept 2026, 09:0124,291+183
11 Sept 2026, 12:1824,108+353
8 Sept 2026, 20:5523,755+295
5 Sept 2026, 15:5723,460+76
3 Sept 2026, 18:1423,384+98
2 Sept 2026, 11:2423,286+136
1 Sept 2026, 08:5623,150+79
31 Aug 2026, 05:2723,071+102
30 Aug 2026, 06:2422,969+60
29 Aug 2026, 02:5522,909+86
28 Aug 2026, 00:0522,823+52
26 Aug 2026, 23:1622,771+102
26 Aug 2026, 01:1422,669+15
25 Aug 2026, 00:1522,654+78
23 Aug 2026, 08:2522,576+62
21 Aug 2026, 18:0722,514+42
20 Aug 2026, 18:5822,472first reading

Engagement

99 posts held, back to 30 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 58 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
1.85%
avg views ÷ 24,671 subscribers
Avg views / post
456
36 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.268%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
36
of 99 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 21 of 36 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 September 2026
Posts held99 (30 July 20263 September 2026)
Views total16,432
Reactions total29
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken3 Sept 2026, 11:10 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

62 reactions across 45 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
62100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 50 of the 99 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 62 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 99 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 3 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

3 Sept 2026, 10:28 UTC29 viewsread 3 September 2026

成都老狼修车群 🔘专属验证 【妹子花名】: 小七 【妹子车牌】: @xiaoqi1836 【验证留名】: 烧 【验证时间】:26.9.3 【所在位置】:#驷马桥 【修车水费】:7P 11PP (原价) 【是否代聊】:代聊 【身高身材】:168/90 【妹子年龄】: 22 【湿度紧度】: 又紧又湿润 【颜值相似】:人照 8.8 【凶器罩杯】:纯天然C+ 【环境卫生】:公寓干净卫生 【服务内容】: 陪洗,69,无套吹,大蟒🐍,爱爱,课表都有。 【机车行为】:没有 【优点缺点】:老师的优点:颜值少御,腿长身材好,大C和翘臀,大蟒🐍,态度好服务好。 缺点: 暂无 【性价比】:8.7分,价格是否符合整体体验感受 8.7分/ /满分10.0分 【推荐程度】:8.7分/满分10.0分; 评分标准 6分为及格,7分为良品(考虑价格可以看一看),8分(值得价格并且建议体验),9分(实为该价位中少见的

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3 Sept 2026, 10:27 UTC22 viewsread 3 September 2026

成都老狼修车群 🔘专属验证 【妹子花名】: #油油 【妹子车牌】: @youyouai22 【验证留名】: 烧 【验证时间】:26.9.2 【所在位置】:#高新区 #天府三街 【修车水费】:7P 11PP (原价) 【是否代聊】:代聊 【身高身材】:168/102 【妹子年龄】: 23 【湿度紧度】: 又紧又湿 【颜值相似】:人照 8.8 【凶器罩杯】:胸C+ 【环境卫生】:干净卫生 【服务内容】: 陪洗,🐍吻,丝袜,无套口吹箫,69,爱爱,课表都有。 【机车行为】:🈚️ 【优点缺点】:老师的优点:人照相似度高,御姐颜值,身材前凸后翘,服务不敷衍,态度好,爱爱配合。 缺点:局部有点纹身。 【性价比】:8.6分,价格是否符合整体体验感受 8.6分/ /满分10.0分 【推荐程度】:8.6分/满分10.0分; 评分标准 6分为及格,7分为良品(考虑价格可以看一看),8分(值得价格并且建

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3 Sept 2026, 10:21 UTC33 viewsread 3 September 2026

成都老狼修车群 🔘专属验证 【妹子花名】: 小七 【妹子车牌】: @xiaoqi1836 【验证留名】: 孤 【验证时间】:9-3 【所在位置】:#李家沱 【修车水费】:7P 11PP (原价) 【是否代聊】:代聊 【身高身材】:168/92 【妹子年龄】: 22 【湿度紧度】: 偏湿偏紧 【颜值相似】:人照 8.8 【凶器罩杯】:天然 C 【环境卫生】:整洁干净 【服务内容】: 陪洗,大蟒蛇,69,无套口,做,其他课表都有。 【机车行为】:🈚️ 【优点缺点】:老师的优点:人照很接近,少御气质,身材前凸后翘,大蟒蛇管够,态度好不催人。 缺点: 服务再多点 【性价比】:8.8分,价格是否符合整体体验感受 8.8分/ /满分10.0分 【推荐程度】:8.8分/满分10.0分; 评分标准 6分为及格,7分为良品(考虑价格可以看一看),8分(值得价格并且建议体验),9分(实为该价位中少见的

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3 Sept 2026, 03:31 UTC159 viewsread 3 September 2026

成都老狼修车群 🔘专属验证 【妹子花名】:小欣 (不带#) 【妹子车牌】:@xiaoxinisme 【验证留名】: ares 【验证时间】:9月2 【所在位置】:东郊记忆 【修车水费】:5P 7PP (原价) 【是否代聊】:代聊 【身高身材】:身高163,体重58公斤,身材微坦;肤色正常黄 【妹子年龄】: 大概年纪 18 【湿度紧度】: 比较紧,比较湿,毛毛正常多 【颜值相似】:与照片的相似度 8.6,颜值不错 【凶器罩杯】:胸B罩杯 【环境卫生】:还比较干净 【服务内容】:口,做,(浴室小所以没陪洗) 【机车行为】:无机车 【优点缺点】:老师的优点颜值不错,嫩,昆感好,紧包裹感好。缺点无浅吻无舌吻,服务较少;身材有点微坦 【性价比】:价格是否符合整体体验感受 8分/ /满分10.0分 【推荐程度】:7.8分/满分10.0分; 评分标准 6分为及格,7分为良品(考虑价格可以看一看),8分(值

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2 Sept 2026, 07:28 UTC321 views1 reactionsread 3 September 2026

成都老狼修车群 🔘专属验证 【妹子花名】:柚柚 【妹子车牌】:@youyouai22 【验证留名】: David 【验证时间】:9月2号 【所在位置】:民乐地铁站 【修车水费】:7P 11PP (原价) 【是否代聊】:自聊 【身高身材】:170左右,苗条 【妹子年龄】: 26 【湿度紧度】: 湿稍紧 【颜值相似】:9分 【凶器罩杯】:胸c 【环境卫生】:房间整洁干净无烟味 【服务内容】:服务简单,陪洗,舔🐻,舔蛋,口和做 【机车行为】:老师自聊有时,信号不好 【优点缺点】:老师的优点:年轻身材好,服务态度好。缺点:服务不多简单,身上有纹身还有少许皮肤纹(可能是减肥突然瘦) 【性价比】:价格是否符合整体体验感受 8.5分/ /满分10.0分 【推荐程度】:8.5分/满分10.0分; 评分标准 6分为及格,7分为良品(考虑价格可以看一看),8分(值得价格并且建议体验),9分(实为该价位中少见的精

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2 Sept 2026, 07:25 UTC255 viewsread 3 September 2026
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2 Sept 2026, 07:25 UTC255 views1 reactionsread 3 September 2026

成都老狼修车群 🔘专属验证 【妹子花名】:梓婷 【妹子车牌】:@ziting999 【验证留名】: danny 【验证时间】:09-01 【所在位置】:市中心 【修车水费】:6P 10PP 【是否代聊】:代 【身高身材】:身高160多点,体重一百左右,身材不胖,肚子有点肉 【妹子年龄】: 26左右 【湿度紧度】: 紧,水一般吧 【颜值相似】:8,本人颜值还是可以,御姐风 【凶器罩杯】:胸c,奶头大 【环境卫生】:环境比较干净 【服务内容】:服务简单,三件套 【机车行为】:无 【优点缺点】:优点:皮肤好,耐操,配合度高,缺点服务比较少 【性价比】:8 价格是否符合整体体验感受 X.X分/ /满分10.0分 【推荐程度】:8分/满分10.0分; 评分标准 6分为及格,7分为良品(考虑价格可以看一看),8分(值得价格并且建议体验),9分(实为该价位中少见的精品),10分(极品) 【个人发挥】:进

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1 Sept 2026, 04:14 UTC491 views1 reactionsread 3 September 2026

成都老狼修车群 🔘专属验证 【妹子花名】:默默 【妹子车牌】:@mmxmg779 【验证留名】: 鲸落 【验证时间】:8/30 【所在位置】:市中心 【修车水费】:7P 12PP 【是否代聊】:代 【身高身材】:167左右 【妹子年龄】: 30左右 【湿度紧度】: 湿润,紧度合适 【颜值相似】:8成, 【凶器罩杯】:D 【环境卫生】:干净卫生 【服务内容】:三件套 🐍 【机车行为】:无 【优点缺点】:大长腿,蛇很投入,身材不错 【性价比】:价格是否符合整体体验感受 8分/ /满分10.0分 【推荐程度】:7.7分/满分10.0分; 评分标准 6分为及格,7分为良品(考虑价格可以看一看),8分(值得价格并且建议体验),9分(实为该价位中少见的精品),10分(极品) 【个人发挥】:指挥上门,进门眼睛一亮,好高的小姐姐,身材也挺好,坐下聊了会,来到浴室小姐姐陪洗,洗澡出来,躺在床上就地大蟒蛇,小姐姐闭眼享受,随后慢慢往下亲胸,再

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1 Sept 2026, 04:12 UTC409 views1 reactionsread 3 September 2026

成都老狼修车群 🔘专属验证 【妹子花名】:梓婷 【妹子车牌】:@ziting999 【验证留名】: 摸精校尉 【验证时间】:8.31 【所在位置】:天府广场 【修车水费】:6P 10无限火力 (原价) 【是否代聊】:代 【身高身材】:身高162,体重105,微微胖,前凸后翘,极品身材 【妹子年龄】: 大概25左右 【湿度紧度】: 老师下面一摸出水,比较紧致 【颜值相似】:与照片的相似度 8.5 【凶器罩杯】:B+(感觉都C了) 【环境卫生】:房间整洁干净无异味 【服务内容】:三件套+🐍+69+调情+舔🐻 【机车行为】:无 【优点缺点】: 优点:微微胖的御姐老师,奶子和屁股较为肥美,其余地方正常,前凸后翘,颜值较高,身材很好,冷白皮,全身皮肤很光滑,没有纹身和斑点,皮肤顶级,服务有🐍有69,合理要求都会配合,配合度拉满,态度温和,情绪价值高 缺点:无 【性价比】:价格符合整体体验感受 9分/ /

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31 Aug 2026, 13:27 UTC425 viewsread 3 September 2026

成都老狼修车群 🔘专属验证 【妹子花名】:颜卿 【妹子车牌】: @cdyq8899 【验证留名】: 养生茶 【验证时间】:8月下旬 【所在位置】:峰度天下 【修车水费】:6P 9PP 【是否代聊】:自聊 【身高身材】:163,90斤 【妹子年龄】: 25左右 【湿度紧度】: 很湿很紧 【颜值相似】:人照9分 【凶器罩杯】:c 【环境卫生】:酒店公寓,干净 【服务内容】:帮洗,胸推,过水,口,做 【机车行为】:无 【优点缺点】:颜值不错,态度好,口技好,配合度高。 【性价比】:价格是否符合整体体验感受 8.5分/ /满分10.0分 【推荐程度】:8.5//满分10.0分; 评分标准 6分为及格,7分为良品(考虑价格可以看一看),8分(值得价格并且建议体验),9分(实为该价位中少见的精品),10分(极品) 【个人发挥】: 按照指引进入教室,老师一身黑色蕾丝紧身裙,身高163,人照9分,颜值耐看,妆容精致。身材丰满,一头黑褐色长

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31 Aug 2026, 07:13 UTC451 viewsread 3 September 2026

成都老狼修车群 🔘专属验证 【妹子花名】:#南门颜卿 【妹子车牌】:@cdyq8899 【验证留名】:铲 【验证时间】:8.31 【所在位置】:天府一街 【修车水费】:6P 9PP 【是否代聊】:自聊 【身高身材】:身高160㎝,体重50㎏,左小手臂有纹身,皮肤肤色白,身材正常匀称 【妹子年龄】: 26岁 【湿度紧度】:紧度很紧,湿度很湿,很润 【颜值相似】:9分相似程度,人照基本一致 【凶器罩杯】:🐻C,乳头偏小,手感柔软 【环境卫生】:干净卫生 【服务内容】:鸳鸯浴,水中箫,舔🐻,口,深喉,舔蛋,舌吻,啪啪 【机车行为】:🈚 【优点缺点】:优点: 很润,气质御姐,服务内容多,该有的都有,皮肤白 【性价比】:8.5分 【推荐程度】:8.5分 【个人发挥】:由于老师吹头发,害得我被小罚站了会儿。进门看见老师笑容甜美,看脸和照片差距不是很大,人照相识度高。身着黑色紧身裙,身材也是凹凸有致,身材管理的很好,几乎没有赘肉。交完

Signed 赵日天(双向私信机器人) 注意骗子高仿号

30 Aug 2026, 09:42 UTC528 views1 reactionsread 3 September 2026

成都老狼修车群 🔘专属验证 【妹子花名】:默默 【妹子车牌】:@mmxmg779 【验证留名】: 农夫 【验证时间】:8/30 【所在位置】:市中心 【修车水费】:7P 12PP 【是否代聊】:代 【身高身材】:167 【妹子年龄】: 31左右 【湿度紧度】: 湿润,紧度合适 【颜值相似】:7.8成, 【凶器罩杯】:D 【环境卫生】:房间干净,室内亮度也不错 【服务内容】:舌,舔🐻 ,蛋,口,做 【机车行为】:没有, 【优点缺点】:大长腿,身高高,大胸,卫生间小了一点,一个人洗的 【性价比】:价格是否符合整体体验感受 7.6分/ /满分10.0分 【推荐程度】:7.7分/满分10.0分; 评分标准 6分为及格,7分为良品(考虑价格可以看一看),8分(值得价格并且建议体验),9分(实为该价位中少见的精品),10分(极品) 【个人发挥】:位置在市中心,还是好找,提前到一会没有等,直接按指示进门,先

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Signed 赵日天(双向私信机器人) 注意骗子高仿号

Showing the 12 most recent of 99 posts we hold for @laolanggb. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

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@laolanggb edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

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“成都老狼修车报告” (@laolanggb), 24,671 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/laolanggb.

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