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а вот мой пропуск в КГБ 👌

@lastdisso

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882subscribers

-12 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001436640047
TypeChannel
Username@lastdisso
Created25 September 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 September 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/lastdisso

Growth

8828948887 August 2026 — 894 subscribers7 August 2026 — 894 subscribers15 August 2026 — 890 subscribers21 August 2026 — 889 subscribers28 August 2026 — 887 subscribers5 September 2026 — 885 subscribers14 September 2026 — 882 subscribers7 August 202614 September 2026
7 measurements spanning 38 days, net -12. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 880–896 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Sept 2026, 01:57882-3
5 Sept 2026, 17:15885-2
28 Aug 2026, 20:45887-2
21 Aug 2026, 19:05889-1
15 Aug 2026, 00:16890-4
7 Aug 2026, 20:24894no change
7 Aug 2026, 08:47894first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 29 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 31 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

200 reactions across 20 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
💯8944.5%
😁2914.5%
👍2713.5%
🤬126.00%
🤣105.00%
👌84.00%
👏73.50%
🤷‍♀73.50%
🌚52.50%
😢42.00%
10.5%
🤨10.5%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 200 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 31 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

31 Jul 2026, 19:11 UTC295 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

дожили... хохлы у них теперь "непреодолимая сила" 🤦‍♂️

💯2🤨1

31 Jul 2026, 11:55 UTC297 views13 reactionsread 7 August 2026

пока европейцы ждали нападения русских, на них напали марроканцы, а русские не напали

🤷‍♀7🌚2💯2😁2

31 Jul 2026, 11:48 UTC235 views12 reactionsread 7 August 2026

хохлы - пидары, кстати

👏7💯41

31 Jul 2026, 11:40 UTC254 views17 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

👍8😁6💯3

30 Jul 2026, 18:28 UTC256 views7 reactionsread 7 August 2026

без мата даже не пытаюсь комментировать

😢4💯3

30 Jul 2026, 18:28 UTC244 views12 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @tenirusi

Выражать своё мнение о происходящем в России без мата с каждым днём все сложнее. Страну превращают в посмешище для всего мира.

💯12

30 Jul 2026, 17:31 UTC259 views7 reactionsread 7 August 2026

вдруг, через месяц он снова станет уважаемым партнером, с которым Путин будет подписывать мирные соглашения

💯7

30 Jul 2026, 17:30 UTC249 views5 reactionsread 7 August 2026

но его, конечно же никто ликвидировать не собирается

💯5

30 Jul 2026, 15:45 UTC275 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026

пиздец 🤦‍♂️ ВЫ НАХУЯ СВО НАЧИНАЛИ, ЕСЛИ СЕЙЧАС ПРОСИТЕ ПИНДОСОВ, ЧТОБЫ ОНИ ПОМОГЛИ ЕЁ ЗАКОНЧИТЬ?

💯12🤣4

30 Jul 2026, 12:44 UTC228 views10 reactionsread 7 August 2026

так, ребята, Паше больше не донатим

😁6💯4

30 Jul 2026, 11:54 UTC231 views15 reactionsread 7 August 2026

минус дивизия Вермахта

😁8👍4💯3

29 Jul 2026, 14:19 UTC253 views14 reactionsread 7 August 2026

не так уж он и виновен, как оказалось...

🤬12👍2

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @lastdisso. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“а вот мой пропуск в КГБ 👌” (@lastdisso), 882 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lastdisso.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.