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Smartoctopus: для родителей подростков

@lifewithkids

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Advertising · Posts · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

7,205subscribers

-50 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001111683930
TypeChannel
Username@lifewithkids
Created26 September 2017measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/lifewithkids

Topic

Parenting & family — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

7,2037,2577,2306 August 2026 — 7,255 subscribers6 August 2026 — 7,255 subscribers6 August 2026 — 7,257 subscribers9 August 2026 — 7,251 subscribers13 August 2026 — 7,248 subscribers16 August 2026 — 7,239 subscribers19 August 2026 — 7,244 subscribers22 August 2026 — 7,234 subscribers25 August 2026 — 7,232 subscribers28 August 2026 — 7,225 subscribers31 August 2026 — 7,227 subscribers3 September 2026 — 7,228 subscribers8 September 2026 — 7,218 subscribers12 September 2026 — 7,203 subscribers16 September 2026 — 7,205 subscribers7,2056 August 202616 September 2026
15 measurements spanning 41 days, net -50. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,195–7,265 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 00:377,205+2
12 Sept 2026, 14:427,203-15
8 Sept 2026, 11:557,218-10
3 Sept 2026, 09:327,228+1
31 Aug 2026, 11:477,227+2
28 Aug 2026, 17:077,225-7
25 Aug 2026, 23:367,232-2
22 Aug 2026, 15:187,234-10
19 Aug 2026, 15:167,244+5
16 Aug 2026, 18:597,239-9
13 Aug 2026, 04:257,248-3
9 Aug 2026, 23:347,251-6
6 Aug 2026, 20:407,257+2
6 Aug 2026, 03:167,255no change
6 Aug 2026, 01:517,255first reading

Engagement

47 posts held, back to 18 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 13 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 47 posts for this entry, the most recent from 20 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
3m 34s
Average length
31s

Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

1,930 reactions across 42 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 58.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
1,12958.5%
🔥20010.4%
👍1658.55%
😁1497.72%
💯1246.42%
😢381.97%
🤣251.30%
🤝231.19%
❤‍🔥211.09%
👀170.881%
🥰120.622%
💔80.415%
🙈80.415%
🤡30.155%
🌚20.104%
👏20.104%
🤩20.104%
🤔10.052%
🤪10.052%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 46 of the 47 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,054 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 47 most recent posts we hold, published 18 July 2026 to 20 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
8.51%
4 of 47 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
4
posts carrying an erid · 4 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
897
over 4 measured posts
Median views · rest
1,000
over 42 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2Ranyms3rHH131 July 202631 July 2026
2SDnje5iwMd119 August 202619 August 2026
2VtzqvD55yd111 August 202611 August 2026
2VtzqvcwGTd17 August 20267 August 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 47 most recent posts we hold, published 18 July 2026 to 20 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

20 Aug 2026, 09:36 UTC194 views8 reactionsread 20 August 2026
Forwarded from @OctopusKinoVideo

“Смешанный лицей” (Mixte) В сентябре 1963 года французский лицей Вольтера для старшеклассников, где до этого учились только мальчики, впервые принимает учениц женского пола. Всего поступает 11 девушек – и вы понимаете, какой ажиотаж это вызывает среди парней. Все те же переживания, что и обычно – но в антураже Франции 60-х. Хорошая подростковая школьная драма. Герои выглядят старше из-за причесок и одежды, но повер

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19 Aug 2026, 12:20 UTC448 views10 reactionsread 20 August 2026
Advertisementerid 2SDnje5iwMd

Мы тут недавно говорили о том, что подростку нужны занятия, где работает механизм: «у меня получается → значит, я чего-то стою». И сразу вопрос в комментариях: а где их взять, если к 13–14 годам он уже от всего отказался? Вот что я про это думаю - подростки редко уходят оттуда, где есть свои люди. Не «сильная программа», не «результат за полгода», а своя компания, коммьюнити, куда хочется возвращаться, и взрослые,

5👏2👍1🔥1😁1

19 Aug 2026, 11:22 UTC493 views29 reactionsread 20 August 2026
Photo

Как думаете, что это? Подсказка: младшая купила это в магазине игрушек😂😂😂😂

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19 Aug 2026, 07:55 UTC555 views41 reactionsread 20 August 2026

Каникулы – это такое время, когда у родителей младших подростков особенно обостряется чувство вины. Тут либо надо забить на все дела и ежедневно придумывать ребенку развлечения – либо обливаться виной, глядя на то, как он тупит в экран. А у кого больше одного ребенка – еще и смотреть на то, как они переругиваются😅 Вот моя младшая (почти 12): день на день не приходится. Позавчера она с утра ходила с друзьями на мо

32😁8👍1

18 Aug 2026, 21:03 UTC679 views29 reactionsread 20 August 2026

У отца испортились отношения с подростком. Как это исправить? Очень частый вопрос от подписчиц – отношения папы и подростка (чаще всего сына). Обычно эта история начинается лет в 11-12 ребенка. Причина простая: маленьким ребенком проще управлять, его проще заставить слушаться. Подросток же слушаться не хочет – и это нормально! Подросток требует переговоров, он требует считаться с его мнением, даже если до этого в

20💔8👍1

18 Aug 2026, 10:58 UTC716 views18 reactionsread 20 August 2026

Родители старшеклассников, полезный тест для вас! Сделала для нашего канала Юлия Пасс, психоаналитик, профориентолог для подростков 14+, автор Forbes! «Он хочет стать то блогером, то режиссёром, то футболистом. Сам не знает, чего хочет. Мы устали от его метаний. Умный парень, с математикой всё хорошо – почему не строительство, не логистика? Понятно, где учиться, понятно, где работать» – с таким запросом отец подрос

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18 Aug 2026, 08:43 UTC711 views68 reactionsread 20 August 2026

Младшая (почти 12) идет в этом году в новую школу и все в классе тоже будут из разных школ, с нуля. Очень волнуется, заведет ли друзей, и конечно хочет произвести впечатление. - Уф, мама! Зачем они сделали встречу класса 30 августа, прям перед 1 сентября! Теперь мне придется придумывать 2 разных аутфита целиком! Нельзя приходить два дня подряд в одном и том же! Я сразу вспоминаю, какой в этом возрасте был кайф 3 ра

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18 Aug 2026, 07:04 UTC795 views68 reactionsread 20 August 2026

Очень мне обидно каждый раз, когда родители с высоты своих 40+ летних увлечений критикуют увлечения подростков. Вот, например, папа любит хорошую американскую музыку 70-х, а дочка начала слушать Джастина Бибера или Оливию Родриго. И как только она просит включить его в машине, отец закатывает глаза. Или дети хотят читать комиксы, а родители – поклонники классической литературы и “высокого” языка. Ну и все, “опять

💯3528👍5

17 Aug 2026, 09:13 UTC885 views63 reactionsread 20 August 2026
Video

У меня в инсте уже почти полмиллиона просмотров на это видео!😎

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16 Aug 2026, 07:32 UTC954 views86 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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Увидела вот такой пост, хочу разобрать. Действительно, закрытая дверь часто у родителей вызывает тревогу: а что он там вообще делает такое, что надо скрывать? Переписки с кем-то незаконным? Смотрит взрослые видео? ААААААА. И вообще, что это за “границы” от матери – я тебе задницу вытирала еще совсем недавно, а теперь ты дверь закрываешь. На самом деле вот эта “закрытая дверь” – верный признак взросления. Помните, к

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14 Aug 2026, 16:14 UTC≈1,010 views168 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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Как-то при старшей дочери (18 лет) упомянула, что эти духи были очень любимыми в мои 17-18 лет и я их покупала. А потом они вроде пропали - а сейчас вижу опять продают. Она вчера принесла большой флакон в подарок, увидела где-то и вспомнила 😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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13 Aug 2026, 15:40 UTC≈1,140 views44 reactionsread 20 August 2026

Подросток вечно уставший, даже если ничего не делал. Почему? Проснулся – а уже устал. Поиграл в компьютер – и устал. Просто лежал на диване, гладил кота и смотрел в стену – устал. Кажется, что это они так отлынивают от выноса мусора и приготовления домашки, но на самом деле чаще всего подростки действительно ощущают усталость! Тут есть простое объяснение – бурный рост и перестройка всего организма. 🔸Тело стремител

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Showing the 12 most recent of 47 posts we hold for @lifewithkids. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

#ЧёртовыПодростки
@FreakingTeens · 38,958
Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 97 here — alongside 96 others — read 31 August 2026
Записки артистки Цветаевой
@zapiski_artistki_tsvetaevoy · 29,259
Telegram ranks this channel #86 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 8 September 2026

This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Smartoctopus: для родителей подростков” (@lifewithkids), 7,205 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lifewithkids.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.