Channel
@londoncrime
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
722subscribers
-12 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001825253359 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @londoncrime |
| Created | 18 December 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 14 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/londoncrime |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 54% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Sept 2026, 06:01 | 722 | -7 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 14:16 | 729 | +2 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 07:03 | 727 | -2 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 18:42 | 729 | -4 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 19:52 | 733 | -2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 09:57 | 735 | +1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 02:04 | 734 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:13 | 734 | first reading |
13 posts held, back to 29 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 13 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
6 reactions across 3 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👏 | 3 | 50.0% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 16.7% | |
| 🤬 | 1 | 16.7% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 16.7% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 4 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 6 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
St Paul's. Saw an African stroll out of Massimo Dutti carrying a pair of trousers.... The alarms went off. The rest of the staff chased him down the road. A passer by managed to pick up the chase and got the trousers back. Just managed to record a few seconds as the shop staff gave chase.
Or... The other way of looking at it - Muslims drive down property prices as the area becomes less desirable to live in.
Video, posted without a caption
Africans celebrate Jamaican independence from the UK by hosting a party in the UK. "An event to celebrate Jamaican Independence Day for up to 100 people in the back garden of a North London home has been given the go-ahead, despite police concerns about the potential for “gang violence and antisocial behaviour”. Tammy Mpitu applied to host the event at a residential property on Marian Way in Willesden to celebrate …
Top investigative work after African urged to "hand himself in" after slaughtering White back in April. Apparently he's not a threat to the public but....don't go near him. "The Metropolitan Police have also appealed directly to 22-year-old suspect Jordan Asije, urging him to "do the right thing" and hand himself in. The force released a picture of Mr Asije on Tuesday morning, adding he is known to frequent north …
Afro's are disproportionately responsible for fraud offences across the country, despite
Africans can't maintain population as the intelligent ones can't stand being around their own kind and leave. "For the first time, the Caribbean nation had fallen below the replacement-level fertility rate of 2.1 and is currently at 1.9. “We have a problem now. The human resource of a country is its greatest asset. We had about 52,000 births last year and about 21,000 migrations and about 20,000 deaths; we have a s…
LONDON: 'Ghana Party in the Park, aka ShattaFest, has had a stampede, with people seriously injured. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16022449/People-injured-carried-stretchers-stampede-family-friendly-London-festival-people-turned-up.html
🤬1🥰1
Better hide the silverware...
💯1
Sewall Wright, the inventor of Fst (fixation index, a method of measuring genetic differentiation between populations) said "there is no question" that human races should "be considered to be of different subspecies." Many animal species have lower Fst (less genetic differentiation between subpopulations) than humans. Humans (5 or 6 subspecies) = ~0.15 African buffalo (5 subspecies) = 0.059 "It does not require a …
Non-Whites will never understand the zero sum game. @n05feratu
👏3
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Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @londoncrime. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Black London 🔪” (@londoncrime), 722 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/londoncrime.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.