Channel
@longdicksoccer
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22,971subscribers
-198 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
| Telegram ID | -1001151018273 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @longdicksoccer |
| Description | реклама: @commercialceo связь: @internet_CE0 инст: instagram.com/slavadenisov228 вк: vk.com/longdicksoccer реестр ркн: clck.ru/3FswqQ |
| Created | 11 September 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 2 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 26 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 2 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/longdicksoccer |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Sept 2026, 04:16 | 22,971 | -13 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 07:15 | 22,984 | -6 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 08:57 | 22,990 | -3 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 08:22 | 22,993 | -29 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 04:55 | 23,022 | -7 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 04:05 | 23,029 | -4 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 05:24 | 23,033 | -13 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 06:32 | 23,046 | +6 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 05:17 | 23,040 | +5 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 00:44 | 23,035 | -16 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 11:14 | 23,051 | -11 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 00:33 | 23,062 | -28 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 02:17 | 23,090 | -19 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 05:04 | 23,109 | -10 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 06:52 | 23,119 | -3 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 09:53 | 23,122 | -7 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 14:57 | 23,129 | -14 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 04:49 | 23,143 | -12 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 20:48 | 23,155 | +19 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 17:37 | 23,136 | first reading |
97 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 64 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 1 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 97 (31 July 2026 – 1 September 2026) |
| Views total | 451,140 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 2 Sept 2026, 11:04 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 2 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
перевод с мужского: • с тобой комфортно и спокойно - я тебя не очень то и люблю • моя бывшая тварь - я люблю бывшую • ты лучшая из всех что у меня были - ты самая тихая и послушная из всех
как же я хочу школьную пиццу из столовки… 😔💔
новый месяц опять чистить зубы
осень уже заебала
признаки, что он вас любит: • пропала аватарка (ждет пока ты скинешь свою фотку чтоб поставить) • чат очищен у двоих (хочет начать все с чистого листа) • избегает вас (стесняется) • был (а) очень давно хочет встретиться у себя под подъездом
борщ, который приготовила ваша девушка, это как минет. нужно похвалить, даже если мама делала лучше
ты смотришь этот пост то женишься на богатой милфе 💍🚗 она тебя всему научит и будет катать на своей тачке, работать не надо 🎉 отправь другу чтобы сбылось ✨📲
есть кто завтра с норвегии в кизилюрт едет ? пакет надо передать
мастер спорта международного класса по френдзоне, заслуженный ветеран запасного аэродрома, чемпион мира по фразе «ты такой хороший друг», почётный президент клуба «останемся друзьями», доктор наук по безответной симпатии, главный специалист по моральной поддержке без отношений, амбассадор френдзоны, рыцарь ордена «ты мне как брат», легенда запасной скамейки, вечный кандидат в парни, король романтических отказов, маги…
мы <з
я так заебался мыть посуду 😭😭😭
ого, монтировать стеклянные фасадные системы наверное очень тяжело. в одной руке ты держишь анкер. во второй перфоратор а куда деть кокаколу? подрядчик ее будет держать? оч сомневаюсь
Showing the 12 most recent of 97 posts we hold for @longdicksoccer. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 642,896 of 1,629,571 entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“slavadenisov” (@longdicksoccer), 22,971 subscribers as measured 2 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/longdicksoccer.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.