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Чумные Истории

@lurdodoc

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

853subscribers

+107 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001145358456
TypeChannel
Username@lurdodoc
CreatedBetween 1 July 2016 and 29 February 2020 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live31 August 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 31 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/lurdodoc

Growth

746853799.58 August 2026 — 746 subscribers8 August 2026 — 746 subscribers8 August 2026 — 749 subscribers16 August 2026 — 800 subscribers24 August 2026 — 827 subscribers31 August 2026 — 853 subscribers8 August 202631 August 2026
6 measurements spanning 24 days, net +107. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 730–869 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
31 Aug 2026, 17:29853+26
24 Aug 2026, 08:18827+27
16 Aug 2026, 03:33800+51
8 Aug 2026, 20:54749+3
8 Aug 2026, 02:02746no change
8 Aug 2026, 01:48746first reading

Engagement

11 posts held, back to 6 July 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
2m 50s
Average length
2m 50s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

392 reactions across 11 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 46.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥18346.7%
6115.6%
🤯4210.7%
👍338.42%
👏194.85%
😱194.85%
🤔174.34%
🌭112.81%
🤮51.28%
🤷‍♂20.51%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 392 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 6 July 2024 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 07:04 UTC487 views91 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Вы не ждали а тут внезапный камбэк доктора с новыми кулстори. Дал обещание вернуться, теперь вот выполняю, хотя я ленивый тюлень. Сап всем, дамы и господамы, сегодня наша любимая рубрика #сокровища_анальной_бездны. Все сроки неразглашения вышли так сказатб и я принёс вам не жести, а лайтовенько напиханых в интересные места интересных штук. Точнее штуку, одну. Иииииии так. Смеркалось, и в приёмное отделение обратился

41👏17🤯14🔥10👍6🌭2🤔1

Signed lurdo

13 Sept 2024, 09:24 UTC≈3,770 views52 reactionsread 8 August 2026

А вот вам долгожданный для меня, подкаст. Сходил, так сказать в "подворотню" пива попить, да потрындеть. https://youtu.be/flQZYfGAzNs?si=3KFL4V6WsDM2EH7T https://vk.com/wall-227200580_5 Ютуб и ВК ссылки.

🔥349👍7👏2

Signed lurdo

6 Sept 2024, 06:10 UTC≈3,820 views23 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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#сокровища_анальной_бездны. С прибавлением так сказатб. Мальчики, поосторожнее со своими партнершами и партнёрами. Пробуете что-то новое, не торопитесь. Ну девочки вас тоже касается. С добрым утром.

🔥14🌭5👍3🤷‍♂1

Signed lurdo

22 Aug 2024, 06:26 UTC≈3,550 views15 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Наша регулярная рубрика #сокровища_анальной_бездны Я уже начинаю сомневаться в своих советах юзать онли штуки из магазинов.

🔥10🤔4🤷‍♂1

Signed lurdo

12 Aug 2024, 19:15 UTC≈3,730 views24 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Все для вас мои дорогие папищеки. Надеюсь теперь, эта гнусная хворь до вас не доберется. Отдельное спасибо @IrinaMoro и @JetP1L0t за заботу о вас.

🔥19🤔41

Signed lurdo

8 Aug 2024, 13:32 UTC≈3,250 views23 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Давно хотел вам показать, но чего-то все никак пациенты не подворачивались. А сейчас вот "повезло - повезло". Есть такое заболевание, как эпителиальная копчиковая киста, или пилонидальная киста. Многие я думаю сталкивались или слышали как минимум. Так вот, в период обострения, когда они нагниваются, очень часто это происходит из-за того, что внутри оказываются инородные тела. А какие? А самые простые, например вот во

🔥10🤯6🤮51🤔1

Signed lurdo

2 Aug 2024, 10:16 UTC≈3,090 views35 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @dvachannelPhoto

Из тела мужчины извлекли живого 66-сантиметрового угря и застрявший в заднем проходе лимон Если жизнь даёт тебе лимоны…

😱19🤯11🤔5

Signed lurdo

2 Aug 2024, 10:16 UTC≈2,650 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Знаете, я не готов пройти мимо таких новостей, это ж блядь эпик. Согласен с коллегами, не вводите угрей в прямую кишку. Кушайте суши.

👍3

Signed lurdo

26 Jul 2024, 08:09 UTC≈3,150 views39 reactionsread 8 August 2026

https://pikabu.ru/story/v_vas_chtoto_zastryalo_vol_ii_11640425

🔥354

Signed lurdo

26 Jul 2024, 08:09 UTC≈2,900 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Кое что уже было, но и новенькое тоже есть. Милости просим на пикабу

4

Signed lurdo

6 Jul 2024, 15:44 UTC≈4,270 views83 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Приехал сегодня в Пензу, по делам так сказатб жопным, гостил у своего коллеги, профессора Сергацкого Константина Игоревича. Он любезно поделился со мной и вами коллекцией инородных тел, извлечённых из анальной бездны. Прошу любить и жаловать, лично я в восторге, тоже хочу такой музей капитал шоу жопочудес.

🔥51👍14🤯11🌭4🤔21

Signed lurdo

Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @lurdodoc. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 31 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Чумные Истории” (@lurdodoc), 853 subscribers as measured 31 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lurdodoc.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.