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Даша — на роже каша

@mamashkadashka

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

7,046subscribers

-285 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002051588805
TypeChannel
Username@mamashkadashka
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/mamashkadashka

Topic

Parenting & family — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 67% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

7,0467,9597,502.57 August 2026 — 7,331 subscribers7 August 2026 — 7,331 subscribers8 August 2026 — 7,314 subscribers11 August 2026 — 7,959 subscribers14 August 2026 — 7,895 subscribers17 August 2026 — 7,844 subscribers20 August 2026 — 7,803 subscribers24 August 2026 — 7,749 subscribers26 August 2026 — 7,479 subscribers29 August 2026 — 7,457 subscribers2 September 2026 — 7,651 subscribers5 September 2026 — 7,621 subscribers11 September 2026 — 7,390 subscribers14 September 2026 — 7,095 subscribers19 September 2026 — 7,046 subscribers7 August 202619 September 2026
15 measurements spanning 43 days, net -285. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 6,909–8,096 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 07:197,046-49
14 Sept 2026, 15:377,095-295
11 Sept 2026, 00:567,390-231
5 Sept 2026, 20:397,621-30
2 Sept 2026, 03:467,651+194
29 Aug 2026, 23:127,457-22
26 Aug 2026, 19:487,479-270
24 Aug 2026, 03:237,749-54
20 Aug 2026, 18:457,803-41
17 Aug 2026, 20:247,844-51
14 Aug 2026, 23:067,895-64
11 Aug 2026, 12:437,959+645
8 Aug 2026, 04:587,314-17
7 Aug 2026, 15:167,331no change
7 Aug 2026, 15:037,331first reading

Engagement

30 posts held, back to 2 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
9.46%
avg views ÷ 7,046 subscribers
Avg views / post
666
6 posts measured
Reaction rate
6.18%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
6
of 30 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held30 (2 August 202628 August 2026)
Views total3,998
Reactions total247
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken28 Aug 2026, 22:30 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
13s
Average length
7s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

1,434 reactions across 30 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 42.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
60442.1%
🤣27619.2%
🔥17912.5%
😍775.37%
🎉654.53%
👍644.46%
💔584.04%
312.16%
🤝241.67%
🙏161.12%
😱110.767%
🍾100.697%
💯100.697%
🐳90.628%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 30 of the 30 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,434 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 30 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

28 Aug 2026, 10:57 UTC507 views58 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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Бог услышал мои молитвы. ✔️Тася проснулась в 8:30. Это, как минимум, на 1,5 часа позже обычного. ✔️ Ваня проснулся (хз во сколько) и сам играл в комнате. ✔️потом эти двое воссоединились и дали мне СПОКОЙНО приготовить завтрак, без мультиков и смс. Какова теперь будет моя расплата, уже переживаю.

39🔥16🙏3

27 Aug 2026, 10:03 UTC610 views56 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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Любимый завтрак августа ➖ это как мак-завтрак, только ВЫСОКОБЕЛКОВЫЙ! ⏺️английская булочка Я беру в озоне, так и называется ⏺️яичница Топлю кусочек сливочного масла + ложка кипятка — и туда яйца (так не будет корочки) ⏺️Чеддер Когда яичница готова - кладу сверху и накрываю крышкой, буквально на минуту ⏺️ветчина Беру индилайт (норм кбжу, но я не профи) ❤️Вкусно! Все едят, все сыты.

36🔥128

27 Aug 2026, 09:53 UTC607 views19 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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Я всё еще в процессе привыкания, что у нас в квартире 2 санузла. Да и не только я. По привычке по утрам ждем друг друга, чтоб зубы почистить 🫠 Но зато я научилась покупать всё туалетно-помывочное в двойном экземпляре. Гель для душа MUR MUR беру не первый раз. Пенится отлично, кожу не стягивает, цена моё почтение. Если любите ванильно-кокосовые отдушки — рекомендую познакомиться❤️

9👍64

26 Aug 2026, 07:04 UTC619 views35 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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Картина «это и их дом тоже» или мои тщетные попытки занять Тасю в моменты, когда я готовлю. 😕, Ване зашло. Тася просто всё разбросала на пол. + одна зона для уборки 🗿 Спасибо, дура. 🔗🔗 озон

🤣236👍6

25 Aug 2026, 12:15 UTC685 views41 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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Кажется, я вас еще не познакомила со своей новой гиперфиксацией. СКУПАЮ НАСТОЛЬНЫЕ ЛАМПЫ Муж уже говорит тормознуть. Полок не хватает, да и не пользуемся мы ими в таком количестве. Скукотааааа! Но вот этот, последний.. с помпоном сверху - моя любовь! 🔗🔗 на озон

😍1911🔥6🤣5

24 Aug 2026, 13:41 UTC970 views38 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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Несу вам 2 хорошенькие рекомендации: ❤️сериал «друзья и соседи» С первой серии захватывает: легкий, эмоциональный, крутой! ❤️ресторан WU SHU Одно из немногих мест, в которые я буду возвращаться снова и снова. Вкусно!

1811🔥9

23 Aug 2026, 10:47 UTC≈1,030 views43 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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Я: живу в 3 минутах от огромного леса. Тоже я: еду 15 км на велосипеде до «ну совсем другого» леса. - ты чё, Даш, с ума сошла, - спросите вы. - я мать двоих детей, я так чувствую 😂 , - отвечу я На самом деле меня просто в метро с великом не пустили. это вообще с какооооой стаааати!? Я планировала смотреть новую набережную в Парке Горького и потом возмущаться, что народу дохера. 😕, звезды сошлись, чтоб снова приеха

31🔥8👍4

21 Aug 2026, 10:08 UTC≈1,090 views79 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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Сколько бы я не жаловалась на Тасин хараХтер, засыпает она просто, как лапушка. Рилсы вот валялись смотрели. Не досмотрела.

🤣42😍27🔥81💔1

21 Aug 2026, 06:57 UTC983 views54 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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Последний раз слайм был в нашей жизни примерно пол года назад, тогда мы выкинули стул кухонный и сам слайм втёртый в него. И вот, снова он.. ✔️ я не слышу ребенка уже час ❌ моя тревожность зашкаливает, я заглядываю на кухню каждые 0,3 секунды. Помолимся вместе за нашу квартиру? 🙏 Боюсь в страховке нет пункта «ребенок угандошил занавески — выплата 300 тыщ»

🤣3711🙏6

20 Aug 2026, 08:38 UTC≈1,080 views34 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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Нестандартная книга для Ваниной библиотеки, но люблю её за короткость и смешнючесть. На мой взгляд подойдет с 2 лет. Про хитрожопого зайца, которого не съели. 🔗🔗➡️ озон *цена какая-то неадекватная, я брала за 300₽ в совместных закупках.

20🔥8👍6

19 Aug 2026, 07:54 UTC≈1,000 views60 reactionsread 25 August 2026
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Мне понадобилось всего 2 месяца, чтобы выбрать ковер в детскую 🫠 Дофаминовый, простигоспади. Нравится! 🔗🔗 ➡️ озон за 11.000₽

36😍16🔥8

17 Aug 2026, 10:43 UTC≈1,140 views100 reactionsread 25 August 2026
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«Тоже мне, день рождения называется. Никакого тебе торта на обед. Вареники сраные.»

🤣7221🔥7

Showing the 12 most recent of 30 posts we hold for @mamashkadashka. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@mamashkadashka edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
12 August 2026
Most recent edit
12 August 2026

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Playmamka
@playmamka · 52,105
Telegram ranks this channel #77 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 24 August 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Даша — на роже каша” (@mamashkadashka), 7,046 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mamashkadashka.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.