اخونده به زنش میگه بیا بریم زیر پتو کارت دارم😋 زنش خوشحال میشه سریع میره زیر پتو 😁😁 میگه نگاه کن !!تسبیح 📿شب نما خریدم😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ♈️ @matnkhandedar2019
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Channel
@matnkhandedar2019
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Handles named that no longer answer · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
1,763subscribers
+29 since we began measuring on 28 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001254235516 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @matnkhandedar2019 |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 27 October 2018 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 28 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/matnkhandedar2019 |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 17 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Sept 2026, 22:15 | 1,763 | +9 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 04:01 | 1,754 | +11 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 08:19 | 1,743 | +6 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 21:36 | 1,737 | +1 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 02:08 | 1,736 | +4 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 02:25 | 1,732 | -2 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 18:15 | 1,734 | no change |
| 28 Aug 2026, 18:01 | 1,734 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 27 October 2018 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 July 2019. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
اخونده به زنش میگه بیا بریم زیر پتو کارت دارم😋 زنش خوشحال میشه سریع میره زیر پتو 😁😁 میگه نگاه کن !!تسبیح 📿شب نما خریدم😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ♈️ @matnkhandedar2019
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رفته بودم سینما ،فیلم اکشن بود ، دو نفر خفن دارن همدیگه رو تو آشپزخونه میزنن ، یکی با قمه یکی هم با اره برقی!! اینم عکس العمل دختر ردیف جلویی: وااااای سارا چه کابینت های قشنگی...😂 @matnkhandedar2019
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ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﺳﺘﻪ آقایی ﺭﻭ ﺗﻮﯼ ﺟﻤﻊ ﺿﺎﯾﻊ ﮐﻨﻪ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ : ﺣﺎﺝ ﺁﻗﺎ ﯾﺎﺩﺗﻪ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺷﺐ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﺯ ﻧﻤﺎﺯ ﻣﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺮﺩﯼ ﺧﻮﻧﺖ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﺳﺘﯽ ﮐﺎﺭ ﺑﺪ ﮐﻨﯽ ﻣﻦ ﺩﺭ ﺭﻓﺘﻢ؟ ﺣﺎﺝ ﺁﻗﺎ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ : ﯾﺎﺩﻡ ﻫﺴﺖ ﺑﺮﺩﻣﺖ ﻭﻟﯽ ﯾﺎﺩﻡ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﺩﺭ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺷﯽ😂😂😂 …
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از مزایای هوای آلوده رفتم دنبال زنم بیارمش خونه، الان که اومدیم میبینم یکی دیگه رو اشتباهی آوردم! 😕 هوا کثیفه دیگه چش چشو نمیبینه 😑 البته راضی ام، زن خوبیه، زن زندگیه 😅😂😂 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ ♈️ @matnkhandedar2019
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از مزایای هوای آلوده رفتم دنبال زنم بیارمش خونه، الان که اومدیم میبینم یکی دیگه رو اشتباهی آوردم! 😕 هوا کثیفه دیگه چش چشو نمیبینه 😑 البته راضی ام، زن خوبیه، زن زندگیه 😅😂😂 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ ♈️ @matnkhandedar2019
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لر: ﺍﯾﻦ ﺳﻮﭖ ﺭﻭ ﻣﺰﻩ ﮐﻦ ﮔﺎﺭﺳﻮﻥ : ﺧﯿﺮﻩ ﺍﯾﺸﺎﻻ ، ﭼﯿﺰﯼ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ ؟ لر : ﻓﻘﻂ ﻣﺰﻩ ﮐﻦ ﮔﺎﺭﺳﻮﻥ : ﺍﮔﻪ ﺳﺮﺩﻩ ﺑﮕﻢ ﻋﻮﺽ ﮐﻨﻦ لر: ﺩﺍﺭﻡ ﺧﻮﺍﻫﺶ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻢ ﻓﻘﻂ ﻣﺰﻩ ﮐﻦ ﮔﺎﺭﺳﻮﻥ : ﻣﻦ ﺩﺍﺭﻡ ﺧﻮﺍﻫﺶ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻢ ﺍﮔﻪ ﭼﯿﺰﯼ ﮐﻢ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ ﺑﮕﻮ لر : ﺑﺮﺍﺩﺭ ﻣﻦ ، ﻣﯿﮕﻢ ﻣﺰﻩ ﮐﻦ . ﯾﻌﻨﯽ ﻣﺰﻩ ﮐﻦ ﺑﻪ ﺣﺮﻓﻢ ﮔﻮﺵ ﺑﺪﻩ ﮔﺎﺭﺳﻮﻥ : ﺑﺎﺷﻪ ﺍﻻﻥ ﻣﯿﭽﺸﻤﺶ .. ﻗﺎﺷﻖ ﮐﺠﺎﺱ ? لر : آﻫﺎ !! ؟ ﻗﺎﺷﻖ ﮐﺠﺎﺳﺖ ! تیلــــــــــه سگ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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مدیر شبکه سه گفته.. صدا و سیما باید اسلامی شه … حیف شد! شبا کنسرت جنیفر لوپز و هفتهی مُد پاریس رو پخش میکرد دیگه نمیکنه.!!🤦♂ 😄 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 🆔 💪🤨 🆔 💄👱♀@profilekhandedar97
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پروفایل و متن خنده دار pinned Deleted message
یه اتوبوس که مسافرينش همه از مسئولین رده بالا بودند چپ کرد! وقتی پلیس رسید دید یه کشاورز سادەدل همشونو خاک كرده!!!!😳😐 وقتى ازش پرسیدن كه مطمئنی همشون مرده بودن يا نه؟!؟ گفت: والا بعضیاشون میگفتن كه زنده هستن، ولی کی حرف مسئولینو باور میکنه؟!!!! 😂😂😂😂@profilekhandedar97
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واکنش افراد با ديدن بنز 500 ميليوني: آمريکايي : او... ماي گاد عرب: احسنت انگليسي: اوه... وري نايس پارس: پدر سگ دزد 🤪@profilekhandedar97
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شیخی پای منبر در مورد حلال و حرام صحبت میکرد و می گفت : روزی سه تا دزد به خونه یک تاجر دینداری زدند و کلی پول و سکه رو روی خر صاحبخونه گذاشتن و زدن بیرون!! تو مسیر دوتاشون دسیسه چیدن که سومی رو بکشن تا سهمشون بیشتر بشه و همین کارو هم کردن!! بعدش آب و غذایی خوردن و باز راه افتادن که یه دفعه یکیشون خنجر کشید و رفیق دومیش رو هم کشت!! شب که شد دزد آخر دلدرد شدیدی گرفت و بر اثر سمی که شریک قبلیش در غذایش ریخته بود ، م…
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بعد از نماز حاج اقا توی بلندگو می گه: می خوام کسی رو بهتون معرفی کنم که قبلا دزد بوده، مشروب و مخدرات مصرف می کرده و هركثافتكاری مي كرده ولی خدا الان اونو هدایت کرده و همه چی رو گذاشته کنار. 😂😂 بعد گفت: بیا فلانی میکروفن رو بگیرو خودت تعریف کن که چه جوری توبه کردی. طرف اومد گفت: من يه عمر دزدی می کردم، معصیت می کردم، خدا آبروم رو نبرد، اما از وقتی توبه کردم حاج آقا واسم آبرو نذاشته😂😂 join👇 @profilekhandedar97
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @matnkhandedar2019. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
@matnkhandedar2019 named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“پروفایل و متن خنده دار” (@matnkhandedar2019), 1,763 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/matnkhandedar2019.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.