These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.
Views per post sit far above this size band
8,670 average views per post against 11,326 subscribers — an engagement rate of 76.5%. Across the 7,436 registered channels in the same cohort — 10,000–31,619 subscribers, posting mainly in English — the middle half sit between 2.35% and 13.5%, with a median of 6.26%.
What this was computed from
Window
30 days (11 August 2026 – 10 September 2026)
Posts measured
57 of 57 published in the window (0 exact, 57 rounded by Telegram)
Views totalled
494,040
Mature posts only
76.8% over 55 posts read at least 24h after publication
When this is recorded. A channel is listed here only when its engagement rate sits at or above the 99th percentile of its cohort and is at least 3× away from that cohort’s median — above it — on both the all-readings figure and the mature-only figure. The percentile alone would be circular: a percentile cut puts the same share of every cohort in the tail whatever the data looks like. The distance from the median is what makes it a statement about this channel.
This is not a verdict, and the direction is not a quality signal. A low rate has many innocent causes — audiences that read in the Telegram app without opening the channel, a subscriber base built long before the current output, an audience in a different timezone from our reading. A high rate has innocent causes too: a post that travelled far beyond the channel’s own subscribers will do it. We publish the measurement and the distribution it sits in. The full cohort baselines are downloadable, so this comparison can be reproduced rather than trusted.
Recorded under the key err_high, last confirmed 10 September 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.
Growth
26 measurements spanning 33 days, net +201. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,095–11,356 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 26
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
9 Sept 2026, 16:38
11,326
+37
6 Sept 2026, 08:00
11,289
+22
3 Sept 2026, 21:58
11,267
+37
1 Sept 2026, 14:34
11,230
-1
31 Aug 2026, 15:25
11,231
-2
30 Aug 2026, 11:48
11,233
-5
29 Aug 2026, 12:55
11,238
-2
28 Aug 2026, 13:53
11,240
-4
27 Aug 2026, 11:23
11,244
+5
26 Aug 2026, 07:43
11,239
+19
25 Aug 2026, 08:32
11,220
-7
24 Aug 2026, 08:29
11,227
+9
22 Aug 2026, 17:44
11,218
+6
21 Aug 2026, 07:35
11,212
+14
20 Aug 2026, 06:35
11,198
+5
19 Aug 2026, 06:23
11,193
+3
18 Aug 2026, 09:22
11,190
+5
17 Aug 2026, 12:14
11,185
-2
16 Aug 2026, 04:52
11,187
-1
14 Aug 2026, 12:05
11,188
first reading
Engagement
82 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 41 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
76.5%
avg views ÷ 11,326 subscribers
Avg views / post
8,670
57 posts measured
Reaction rate
—
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
57
of 82 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held
82 (31 July 2026 – 2 September 2026)
Views total
494,040
Reactions total
—
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
3 Sept 2026, 01:43 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
35m 16s
Average length
11m 45s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Question for Susan from Kyle last night: :
"Good evening all! Susan I hope all is well. Headed to a granddaughters soccer game. Q How many towns away will I be traveling for my redemption? Will it still be worth it? Are we still good for Friday?"
Guys, Susan is too sick to do the show today. So we will have a giveaway and Dyanah the Mushroom Lady will be joining me after the news. We don't know if Cristin can make it yet.
Susan is not feeling well today, so we are going to slide Dowsing Rod Thursday to next week.
Showing the 12 most recent of 82 posts we hold for @mikebara33. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Mike Bara” (@mikebara33), 11,326 subscribers as measured 9 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mikebara33.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
