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Created
Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
Marketing & affiliate — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 81% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
32 measurements spanning 42 days, net -1,145. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 79,287–80,776 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 32
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 17:19
79,459
-71
16 Sept 2026, 08:58
79,530
-56
14 Sept 2026, 15:20
79,586
-41
13 Sept 2026, 01:18
79,627
-59
11 Sept 2026, 04:36
79,686
-91
8 Sept 2026, 06:55
79,777
-107
5 Sept 2026, 04:18
79,884
-49
3 Sept 2026, 09:16
79,933
-32
2 Sept 2026, 04:01
79,965
-20
1 Sept 2026, 01:48
79,985
-21
31 Aug 2026, 01:34
80,006
-36
29 Aug 2026, 23:04
80,042
-35
28 Aug 2026, 21:37
80,077
-26
27 Aug 2026, 22:56
80,103
-25
26 Aug 2026, 20:42
80,128
-25
25 Aug 2026, 20:56
80,153
-39
24 Aug 2026, 17:33
80,192
-56
23 Aug 2026, 02:24
80,248
-46
21 Aug 2026, 17:57
80,294
-39
20 Aug 2026, 13:03
80,333
first reading
Engagement
27 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 95 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 27 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈1,490
Links
≈1,280
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 23 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Reaction mix
2,544 reactions across 27 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 54.6% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
😁
1,389
54.6%
👍
769
30.2%
👎
308
12.1%
🤔
78
3.07%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 27 of the 27 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,544 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 27 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 22 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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Первым сделал виртуального «собутыльника» для вечерних звонков. В первый день он принёс 1 840 ₽. Я подумал, что просто угадал с темой, и создал второго персонажа — Алекс, уверенную и немного флиртующую девушку.
Сейчас в кабинете уже 231 480 ₽ — примерно три месячные зарплаты моих друзей. Мне нужно…
Представь, что у тебя в кармане лежит целая медиа-империя. 🎬
Сценарист, режиссер монтажа, SMM-щик и дистрибьютор. И все они работают 24/7 без зарплаты, больничных и выходных.
Звучит как фантастика? Нет, это просто связка с ИИ, которая сейчас рвёт шаблоны. Пока корпорации тратят миллионы на продакшн, ты можешь запустить это с нуля за чашкой кофе.
Подробная инструкция, как подключить эту «студию» к своему кошельку, уже…
Все врут про пассивный доход. Говорят: «ничего не делай и богатей». Чушь. 🤷♂️
Пассивный доход — это когда ты один раз качественно потеешь, а потом система работает за тебя годами.
В моём случае это 1 час настройки. Ты подключаешь нейросеть, и она сама пилит вирусные ролики, сама их постит, сама приносит деньги.
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📝 ПОСТ 74 — «Что, если…»
Текст поста:
Что, если твой телефон начнёт зарабатывать, пока ты просто живёшь? 📱
Представь: нейросеть сама монтирует ролики, публикует их и капает доход на счёт. Без съёмок, без танцев с бубном и без вложений.
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Попробуй. Тебе это ничего не стоит, а изменить может всё.
Showing the 12 most recent of 27 posts we hold for @mister_heaizenberg. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Мистер Хайзенберг” (@mister_heaizenberg), 79,459 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mister_heaizenberg.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
