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@nedotorkani

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6,568subscribers

-222 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001220026215
TypeChannel
Username@nedotorkani
DescriptionОфіційний канал голови депутатської групи «За все хороше». Анонімно зв’язатися з моєю приймальнею можна тут: @NDTRK_bot
Created27 October 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live5 November 2026
Measurements held25
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 5 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/nedotorkani

Topic

Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 85% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

6,5686,7906,6795 August 2026 — 6,790 subscribers6 August 2026 — 6,790 subscribers6 August 2026 — 6,789 subscribers10 August 2026 — 6,780 subscribers13 August 2026 — 6,776 subscribers16 August 2026 — 6,771 subscribers19 August 2026 — 6,762 subscribers22 August 2026 — 6,752 subscribers25 August 2026 — 6,745 subscribers28 August 2026 — 6,741 subscribers31 August 2026 — 6,739 subscribers4 September 2026 — 6,731 subscribers9 September 2026 — 6,718 subscribers13 September 2026 — 6,711 subscribers17 September 2026 — 6,704 subscribers26 September 2026 — 6,689 subscribers5 October 2026 — 6,664 subscribers12 October 2026 — 6,646 subscribers15 October 2026 — 6,625 subscribers17 October 2026 — 6,614 subscribers20 October 2026 — 6,603 subscribers23 October 2026 — 6,593 subscribers26 October 2026 — 6,588 subscribers2 November 2026 — 6,577 subscribers5 November 2026 — 6,568 subscribers5 August 20265 November 2026
25 measurements spanning 91 days, net -222. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 6,535–6,823 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 25
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
5 Nov 2026, 11:346,568-9
2 Nov 2026, 01:086,577-11
26 Oct 2026, 10:216,588-5
23 Oct 2026, 12:366,593-10
20 Oct 2026, 21:496,603-11
17 Oct 2026, 14:076,614-11
15 Oct 2026, 00:176,625-21
12 Oct 2026, 03:576,646-18
5 Oct 2026, 02:376,664-25
26 Sept 2026, 17:216,689-15
17 Sept 2026, 13:396,704-7
13 Sept 2026, 06:186,711-7
9 Sept 2026, 04:396,718-13
4 Sept 2026, 07:156,731-8
31 Aug 2026, 13:036,739-2
28 Aug 2026, 23:246,741-4
25 Aug 2026, 22:576,745-7
22 Aug 2026, 20:576,752-10
19 Aug 2026, 08:446,762-9
16 Aug 2026, 14:576,771first reading

Engagement

40 posts held, back to 22 January 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 19 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
32.6%
avg views ÷ 6,568 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,140
14 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.50%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
14
of 40 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 4 November 2026
Posts held40 (22 January 2026 – 4 November 2026)
Views total29,969
Reactions total449
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Nov 2026, 05:58 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈5,970
Videos
≈1,740
Links
≈6,450

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
23s
Average length
12s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

1,378 reactions across 39 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 56.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁77556.2%
🤣31522.9%
👍17212.5%
❤382.76%
🤔241.74%
👎221.60%
😢211.52%
🔥110.798%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 39 of the 40 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,378 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 40 most recent posts we hold, published 22 January 2026 to 4 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 1 of 14 posts held from the last 30 days (7.14%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

4 Nov 2026, 09:30 UTC959 views30 reactionsread 7 November 2026

СБУ повідомила колишній прессекретарці Зеленського Юлії Мендель про заочну підозру в держзраді. Як у неї ситуація з кістою, наразі не повідомляється.

🤣29👍1

30 Oct 2026, 17:22 UTC≈1,870 views18 reactionsread 7 November 2026

Виявляється, київська земля має унікальні миротворчі властивості. І приклад тут не тільки росіяни, що в ній заспокоїлися і перестали хотіти воювати ще в 22 році. Дослідники «Голки» проаналізували шість років голосувань Київради й з’ясували, що «УДАР» і «Батьківщина», попри публічні політичні суперечки, напрочуд дружно голосують із земельних питань. Головне - правильно нарізати (і попиляти).

😁18

30 Oct 2026, 15:37 UTC≈1,580 views26 reactionsread 7 November 2026
Photo

Стефанчук разом із Мінкультом презентував новий український шрифт для офіційних документів. Називається Zakon, виглядає справді краще тих росіянських, що використовивуали до того. А можне ще зробити так, щоб закони в Україні не тільки красиво виглядали, а й обов’язково виконувалися?

😁18👍7❤1

30 Oct 2026, 13:50 UTC≈1,530 views23 reactionsread 7 November 2026

«Слідство.Інфо» знайшло Telegram-акаунти, прив’язані до номерів Давида Арахамії, з яких роками розповідали про його вплив на призначення суддів та керівників оборонних підприємств. Тобто виглаядає так, що невідомо навіщо Давід сам себе роками «надував». Арахамія, однак, заперечив авторство повідомлень і назвав їх фейком. В мене є логічне пояснення. Якщо Всесвіт безмежний, то десь справді існує супервпливова копія Да…

😁18❤3👎2

29 Oct 2026, 10:37 UTC≈1,510 views39 reactionsread 7 November 2026

Колишній генпрокурор Кравченко, який уже понад місяць не повертається з Австрії, заявив, що НАБУ, САП і Банкова нібито організували проти нього насильницькі дії. Здається, у Кравченка вперше в кар’єрі виникли претензії до того, як працює прокуратура.

😁34🤣5

29 Oct 2026, 09:24 UTC≈1,470 views38 reactionsread 7 November 2026
Video

Під час розгляду держбюджету Железняк обмовився і замість підвищення зарплат військовим запропонував підвищити їх народним депутатам. Зала вибухнула оплесками. Кажуть, це був найщиріший прояв міжфракційної єдності за всю каденцію Ради.

🤣36😢2

28 Oct 2026, 10:33 UTC≈3,950 views38 reactionsread 7 November 2026

Зеленський пропонував Павлу Палісі стати послом України у США. Той відмовився й сказав, що краще на фронт. Тут навіть жартувати не треба. Мабуть, найкрасномовніша характеристика сучасної американської політики і дипломатії.

🤣26👍6😁6

28 Oct 2026, 09:22 UTC≈1,650 views27 reactionsread 7 November 2026

У Швеції затримали екснардепа від Партії регіонів та Відродження Дмитра Святаша, який заочно засуджений в Україні до 12 років за виправдовування війни Росії проти України та шахрайство на суму 2,2 мільярда гривень. Шведи затримали його ще на погранконтролі. Цікаво, що прилетів він на концерт Стіві Вандера. З позитиву для Святаша: фраза I just want to call my lawyer ідеально лягає на приспів найвідомішого хіта Стіві …

👍14🤣9❤2🔥2

27 Oct 2026, 12:48 UTC≈1,720 views51 reactionsread 7 November 2026

Справдилося! Юлія Тимошенко нарешті домоглася радикального зниження тарифів! ВАКС зменшив заставу лідерки «Батьківщини» з 33 мільйонів до 266 тисяч гривень. Тобто, знижка становила понад 99%. Політичний досвід публічної боротьби за дешевий газ просто так не вивітрюється!

😁32🤣11❤4👎3🔥1

26 Oct 2026, 13:54 UTC≈1,810 views23 reactionsread 7 November 2026

Комітет Верховної Ради не підтримав звільнення міністра соціальної політики та єдності Дениса Улютіна. Під'єднавшись до відеоконференції, члени Комітету вирішили, що міністра єдності не так вже й просто роз'єднати з кріслом.

😁19👍2😢2

23 Oct 2026, 14:53 UTC≈2,510 views35 reactionsread 7 November 2026

Кличко заявляє, що Банкова хоче його усунути. Зеленський тим часом скаржиться, що вже три місяці не може знайти охочих очолити КМВА. Іронія в тому, що клінч — найнудніше, що є в боксі, але чи не найвеселіше, що є в українській політиці. Якби вся ця історія загалом не була настільки сумною і жалюгідною. У такому от парадоксі й живемо. РАУНД!

😁18❤8👍6😢3

22 Oct 2026, 15:27 UTC≈2,650 views36 reactionsread 7 November 2026

Європа шукає переговорника для Путіна. За даними Politico, розглядають президента Фінляндії Александра Стубба. Нуууу, не знаємо. Після вчорашнього публічного блоуджоба від Віткоффа, який назвав путіна гуманістом, російський диктатор тепер погодиться хіба що на Сашу Грей. Щоправда, у неї є одна принципова перевага перед Віткоффом - вона точно зрозуміє, коли її намагатимуться трахнути. Піс діл ін екшн, my ass.

😁29👍4👎1🤣1😢1

Showing the 12 most recent of 40 posts we hold for @nedotorkani. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The 3 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

18 Aug 2026, 14:54 UTCAnonymous Poll295 voters

Головна інтрига нового сезону

  1. Проголосують обох без зайвої драми60%
  2. По одному з кандидатів почнеться парламентський серіал11%
  3. До голосування з’явиться ще три “остаточні” інсайди8%
  4. Українська кадрова політика знову переможе здоровий глузд21%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

30 Jul 2026, 08:50 UTCAnonymous Poll297 voters

Федоров дав велике й амбітне інтерв’ю УП. Допоможіть розібратися:

  1. Це вже президентська кампанія15%
  2. Це ще не президентська кампанія7%
  3. Це кампанія, але незрозуміло яка55%
  4. Та просто Севгіль хотіла загадати бажання, сидячи в компанії між двома Михайлами31%

The shares total 108%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

22 Jan 2026, 17:05 UTCAnonymous Poll294 voters

Комментировать расследование человека с планеты "Железяка"?

  1. Давай! 🍿🍿🍿61%
  2. Та ну! Все и так понятно было6%
  3. Если Железняк хайпует, то вам что - нельзя?14%
  4. Иди работать, господи прости!19%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 40 most recent posts we hold, published 22 January 2026 to 4 November 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Карточный Офис
@office_ua · 98,697
Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 16 August 2026
Голубцы с Банковой
@golubtsybankova · 22,198
Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 20 September 2026
Макс Бужанский
@MaxBuzhanskiy · 25,548
Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 14 September 2026
Крокодил
@KrokooDil · 39,729
Telegram ranks this channel #36 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 30 August 2026
Криоген
@krioggen · 19,027
Telegram ranks this channel #41 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 30 September 2026
Записки пасквілянта
@volodymyrboyko · 19,522
Telegram ranks this channel #42 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 30 September 2026
Harley Quinn
@harley_with_love · 30,448
Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 8 September 2026
наглый
@maksnazar · 24,862
Telegram ranks this channel #58 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 14 September 2026
Dubinsky.pro
@dubinskypro · 168,750
Telegram ranks this channel #61 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 12 August 2026
Absolution Leaks 🇪🇺
@absolutionleaks · 155,076
Telegram ranks this channel #66 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 12 August 2026
Штурмовики•UA
@ShturmovikiUA · 28,593
Telegram ranks this channel #68 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 8 September 2026
НАЗК
@NAZK_gov_ua · 24,451
Telegram ranks this channel #72 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 15 September 2026
АНТИКОР
@antikor · 456,414
Telegram ranks this channel #76 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 29 August 2026
ПРАВДА ДМИТРИЯ СПИВАКА
@pravda_DS · 128,207
Telegram ranks this channel #82 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 27 September 2026
headlines | новости, война, Украина, мир 🇺🇦
@headliines · 33,144
Telegram ranks this channel #83 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 3 September 2026
➕Ігор Мосійчук 🦏
@mosiychuk72 · 487,741
Telegram ranks this channel #93 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 10 August 2026

This channel appears in 16 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 5 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Недоторкані” (@nedotorkani), 6,568 subscribers as measured 5 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nedotorkani.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.