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ورود بى جنبه ها ممنوع!!!!

@no_bijanbe

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14,491subscribers

-158 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001003469792
TypeChannel
Username@no_bijanbe
Descriptionدرود، به كانال ورود بى جنبه ها ممنوع!!!! خوش اومدين اگه جنبه جوک ۱۸+ و شوخی رو نداری همین الان کانال رو ترک کن این کانال به جز تلگرام در هیچ شبکه اجتماعی فعالیت نداره تماس»»»»»»»»» @nbj_admin
CreatedBetween 1 September 2015 and 31 December 2015 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live7 November 2026
Measurements held57
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 7 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/no_bijanbe

Topic

Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

14,49014,65014,5705 August 2026 — 14,649 subscribers6 August 2026 — 14,649 subscribers6 August 2026 — 14,650 subscribers7 August 2026 — 14,645 subscribers8 August 2026 — 14,641 subscribers9 August 2026 — 14,632 subscribers10 August 2026 — 14,629 subscribers12 August 2026 — 14,637 subscribers13 August 2026 — 14,641 subscribers14 August 2026 — 14,643 subscribers16 August 2026 — 14,638 subscribers17 August 2026 — 14,636 subscribers18 August 2026 — 14,637 subscribers19 August 2026 — 14,639 subscribers20 August 2026 — 14,638 subscribers21 August 2026 — 14,644 subscribers22 August 2026 — 14,641 subscribers24 August 2026 — 14,638 subscribers25 August 2026 — 14,632 subscribers26 August 2026 — 14,625 subscribers27 August 2026 — 14,624 subscribers28 August 2026 — 14,625 subscribers29 August 2026 — 14,624 subscribers30 August 2026 — 14,623 subscribers1 September 2026 — 14,621 subscribers2 September 2026 — 14,614 subscribers4 September 2026 — 14,613 subscribers7 September 2026 — 14,604 subscribers10 September 2026 — 14,611 subscribers12 September 2026 — 14,607 subscribers14 September 2026 — 14,596 subscribers15 September 2026 — 14,595 subscribers18 September 2026 — 14,600 subscribers29 September 2026 — 14,570 subscribers5 October 2026 — 14,569 subscribers9 October 2026 — 14,559 subscribers13 October 2026 — 14,540 subscribers14 October 2026 — 14,539 subscribers16 October 2026 — 14,537 subscribers17 October 2026 — 14,536 subscribers18 October 2026 — 14,534 subscribers19 October 2026 — 14,535 subscribers20 October 2026 — 14,525 subscribers21 October 2026 — 14,515 subscribers22 October 2026 — 14,512 subscribers23 October 2026 — 14,511 subscribers24 October 2026 — 14,514 subscribers25 October 2026 — 14,512 subscribers26 October 2026 — 14,513 subscribers27 October 2026 — 14,510 subscribers29 October 2026 — 14,509 subscribers30 October 2026 — 14,500 subscribers31 October 2026 — 14,494 subscribers1 November 2026 — 14,490 subscribers5 November 2026 — 14,493 subscribers6 November 2026 — 14,492 subscribers7 November 2026 — 14,491 subscribers14,4915 August 20267 November 2026
57 measurements spanning 93 days, net -158. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 14,466–14,674 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 57
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
7 Nov 2026, 07:4014,491-1
6 Nov 2026, 09:1514,492-1
5 Nov 2026, 07:2514,493+3
1 Nov 2026, 22:4114,490-4
31 Oct 2026, 19:0814,494-6
30 Oct 2026, 20:0014,500-9
29 Oct 2026, 22:0014,509-1
27 Oct 2026, 18:1114,510-3
26 Oct 2026, 21:0514,513+1
25 Oct 2026, 21:4114,512-2
24 Oct 2026, 22:0614,514+3
23 Oct 2026, 22:5514,511-1
22 Oct 2026, 20:2914,512-3
21 Oct 2026, 16:5514,515-10
20 Oct 2026, 11:0714,525-10
19 Oct 2026, 09:5914,535+1
18 Oct 2026, 09:2014,534-2
17 Oct 2026, 12:4814,536-1
16 Oct 2026, 15:5614,537-2
14 Oct 2026, 21:1114,539first reading

Engagement

558 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 63 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
7.09%
avg views ÷ 14,491 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,030
129 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.79%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
129
of 558 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 November 2026
Posts held558 (4 August 2026 – 7 November 2026)
Views total132,522
Reactions total5,016
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Nov 2026, 19:05 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈10,500
Videos
≈1,950
Links
≈74

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
7s
Average length
7s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

23,005 reactions across 545 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 69.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣16,09069.9%
👍4,53519.7%
❤7713.35%
😁7573.29%
😐2911.26%
🫡1560.678%
💔1250.543%
😢1190.517%
🔥1130.491%
😍480.209%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 558 of the 558 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 23,674 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 558 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 7 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 6 of 129 posts held from the last 30 days (4.65%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

7 Nov 2026, 18:25 UTC278 views20 reactionsread 7 November 2026

‏راست گفتن یه نفر رو مخت باشه موز خوردنش هم صدای خیار میده. @No_bijanbe🐞

👍13🤣5❤2

7 Nov 2026, 18:25 UTC279 views18 reactionsread 7 November 2026

‏این نود رو هم از همینجا یاد گرفتین قبلاً میگفتید کوصتا یه نیشان بده @No_bijanbe🐞

🤣18

7 Nov 2026, 18:25 UTC284 views12 reactionsread 7 November 2026

اینترنت خیلی گرون شده لطفا تو‌ کلوزفرند فقط نود بزارید @No_bijanbe🐞

🤣11😍1

7 Nov 2026, 18:25 UTC287 views13 reactionsread 7 November 2026

‏اگه پول اینترنت بذاره ما یه بیسکوئیت بخریم با چایی‌مون بخوریم. @No_bijanbe🐞

🤣8👍5

7 Nov 2026, 18:22 UTC304 views14 reactionsread 7 November 2026

هررر چی پدر و مادرم رو تربیتم کار میکنن؛ وزیر اقتصاد خرابش میکنه ‌‌ @No_bijanbe🐞

🤣14

7 Nov 2026, 18:22 UTC306 views19 reactionsread 7 November 2026

این موضوعو باید جا بندازم که وقتی من میگم آشپزی کردن دوست دارم منظورم برای ۴۰ نفر مهمون نیست. ‌ @No_bijanbe🐞

👍16🤣3

7 Nov 2026, 17:25 UTC557 views28 reactionsread 7 November 2026

میگه اگه بمب هسته‌ای زدن به نورش نگاه نکنین، خب آخه مگه یه آدم در طول زندگیش چند بار ممکنه بمب هسته‌ای ببینه... @No_bijanbe❤️

🤣27😍1

7 Nov 2026, 16:27 UTC806 views45 reactionsread 7 November 2026

با این وضع بگایی که ما داریم،اصلا جریان سیب نیست یکی زن خدارو بلند کرده. @No_bijanbe❤️

🤣38😁4👍2😐1

7 Nov 2026, 14:00 UTC941 views45 reactionsread 7 November 2026

بچه بودیم هر کی از راه میرسید میگفت: دودولت و بخورم الهی ... نمیدونم الان چرا اینقدر متقاضی کم شده؟؟؟ @No_bijanbe❤️

🤣41😢4

7 Nov 2026, 09:45 UTC≈1,120 views34 reactionsread 7 November 2026

تو یه موقعیت‌هایی بهم میگن عصبانی که من هنوز عصبانی نشدم @No_bijanbe🐞

🤣26👍6😁2

7 Nov 2026, 09:44 UTC≈1,120 views36 reactionsread 7 November 2026

دخترایی که تازه چکمه خریدن از کشاورزا بیشتر خوشالن برا بارون @No_bijanbe🐞

🤣32👍4

7 Nov 2026, 09:44 UTC≈1,070 views33 reactionsread 7 November 2026

ولی ڪونیا جهنم هم برن واسشون بهشته چون تو جهنمم قراره ڪونشون بزارن @No_bijanbe🐞

🤣31👍2

Showing the 12 most recent of 558 posts we hold for @no_bijanbe. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts recorded as deleted after publishing

We recorded 2 posts on @no_bijanbe as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.

A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.

First seen missing
26 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
6 November 2026
Median time before seen missing
15 hours
Seen missing in the last 30 days
1

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“ورود بى جنبه ها ممنوع!!!!” (@no_bijanbe), 14,491 subscribers as measured 7 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/no_bijanbe.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.