🔞Блог про научную сексологию, оторванную уздечку, оргазм, любовь и умение классно делать куни и минет. Дюрексу вход воспрещён 😂
По вопросам сотрудничества: @nochnajaskazka
Основной сайт: Nochnajaskazka.ru
Регистрация в РКН: https://clck.ru/3SUtyP
Created
31 October 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 89% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
32 measurements spanning 42 days, net -105. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 52,303–52,614 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 32
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 13:37
52,339
-13
16 Sept 2026, 03:59
52,352
-5
14 Sept 2026, 07:40
52,357
-3
12 Sept 2026, 18:37
52,360
-25
10 Sept 2026, 16:00
52,385
-34
7 Sept 2026, 14:01
52,419
-11
4 Sept 2026, 17:16
52,430
-40
3 Sept 2026, 00:54
52,470
-12
1 Sept 2026, 23:53
52,482
-7
31 Aug 2026, 20:55
52,489
-4
31 Aug 2026, 00:26
52,493
-5
29 Aug 2026, 23:49
52,498
-18
28 Aug 2026, 23:25
52,516
-11
27 Aug 2026, 20:54
52,527
+18
26 Aug 2026, 19:18
52,509
-30
25 Aug 2026, 20:43
52,539
-24
24 Aug 2026, 17:47
52,563
-15
23 Aug 2026, 03:27
52,578
+14
21 Aug 2026, 18:37
52,564
+8
20 Aug 2026, 17:24
52,556
first reading
Engagement
41 posts held, back to 23 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 99 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
19.1%
avg views ÷ 52,339 subscribers
Avg views / post
10,000
21 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.94%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
21
of 41 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 21 September 2026
Posts held
41 (23 July 2026 – 21 September 2026)
Views total
210,250
Reactions total
8,285
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
22 Sept 2026, 17:42 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈1,850
Videos
≈502
Links
≈243
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 22 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
3m 01s
Average length
15s
Measured directly from 12 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
15,783 reactions across 41 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
8,018
50.8%
❤🔥
2,355
14.9%
🤯
1,493
9.46%
🔥
1,306
8.27%
😁
835
5.29%
🥰
488
3.09%
👏
444
2.81%
😢
428
2.71%
🤬
142
0.9%
🤔
85
0.539%
😱
67
0.425%
🎉
63
0.399%
👌
51
0.323%
🌭
8
0.051%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 41 of the 41 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 15,783 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 41 most recent posts we hold, published 23 July 2026 to 21 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
208
across the posts below
Posts paid on
5
of 41 we hold a reading for · 12%
Most on one post
200
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @nochnajaskazkka. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 41 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 23 July 2026 to 21 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
12.2%
5 of 41 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
5
posts carrying an erid · 5 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
13,400
over 5 measured posts
Median views · rest
10,800
over 36 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. They are printed side by side with the count behind each rather than as a ratio: an ad and an ordinary post are not otherwise matched — for topic, for length, for hour of day — so the gap between them is a description of two groups and not the effect of one being an ad.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2SDnjddDEew
1
18 August 2026
18 August 2026
2W5zFGFEA33
1
27 August 2026
27 August 2026
2W5zFGdFrL1
1
23 July 2026
23 July 2026
2W5zFJcttJu
1
3 August 2026
3 August 2026
2W5zFJyppc1
1
3 September 2026
3 September 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 41 most recent posts we hold, published 23 July 2026 to 21 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Год я носила умное кольцо и решила его снять. Мой опыт использования кольца OURA.
В прошлом году на день рождение муж подарил мне кольцо. Подруга носила, нахваливала, я подумала мне тоже надо, биохакинг!
Кольцо стоило 35 тыщ + 6,500р годовая подписка которую оформляешь на зарубежную карту и само приложение на английском.
- Самое важное, тревожникам не советую. Потому что иногда оно орет что ВЫ СТРАДАЕТЕ! Алярм!!! …
Всё,
Билеты в Амстердам купила, отель в ебенях каких то забронировала (это писдец я таких цен на отели только в нижнем Новгороде видела. В Амстердаме пришлось отдать 50 тыщ за 4 дня и это нихера не мариотт). Меня жаба дважды задушила 😂
Аккредитацию на выставку как сми получила, пару подписчиц с собой пригласила. Поедем с вами смотреть на заморские писюны.
Прикиньте, там 120 стендов!! 120! Как это за два дня обойти …
Мне кажется «счастливый папа» не очень название для презерватива?😂
Я к чему, мне подписчица привезла сегодня пополнение в коллекцию. Этож надо было такое сокровище найти! Еще и 001. Чуете подвох?😂
Знаете, есть в меня одна пока несбыточная мечта… хочу подать заявку в книгу рекордов…
Как вы знаете, я коллекционирую презервативы и за 10 лет у меня уже коллекция огого, но я ни разу ее целиком не пересчитывала. Но думаю меньше тысячи пока только.
Спросила у гпт, есть ли такие как я, он выдал троих и рекорд пока держит итальянец у него в 2004 году было 2077 экземпляров. А в России есть двое, но точной цифры нет и…
У моего сокровища сегодня его день. Когда мы познакомились, ему только исполнилось 25 и я впервые испекла ему торт и уехала на 3 месяца, а сегодня ему 35 и афигеть он меня ещё не бросил😂
За 10 дней до дня рождения я придумала ему квест, он искал уточек - успешно нашел! Настроения праздничного набрался, немного правда…
Но если вам интересно что я дарила:
- бионикл! Нашла на авито из детства
- набор из 90, там те…
У меня ДВА вопроса к тем, кто пользуется презервативами.
Кто в вашей паре покупает презервативы?
И как вы думаете, кто должен покупать презервативы?
История просто великолепна.
У подруги случилась интимная любовь, а когда гормоны стихли, парень потребовал вернуть 800рублей за пачку презервативов. И вот нифига себе, вы же не всю пачку использовали, почему она должна всю сумму? Я даже не знаю, что хуже, это или ес…
Скоро один из моих любимых дней в году - день рождения мужа. Ему в этом году 35!
Я каждый год придумываю ему воспоминания. Чего только не делала. Осталось только с парашютом прыгнуть 😂
В этом году решила что нужно что-нибудь не забываемое!!
Я купила 50 уточек и раскидала их по всему дому. Но только 10 из них ведут к подарку, вернее к 10 подаркам. Я придумала что это должно быть по подарку каждый день до дня рожден…
Я дома…
Это были долгие 36 часов дороги… долгой границы, но я ни о чем не жалею. Я рада что я поехала. Я многое поняла, осознала и приняла.
С этим городом у меня было связано очень много воспоминаний. Я думала что никогда больше не вернусь, но я Рада что собралась вся семья и я всех увидела.
Я поняла почему мама относится ко мне так, как относится. Я поняла что мне больше не причиняет боль её безразличие, её отнош…
Ко мне из соседнего города приехала подписчица.
Более того, она провезла мою книгу, которую купила в Латвии. В Латвии! Мою! Книгу! Это же ахринеть вообще.
Мама:
- зачем к тебе ехать, ты что, какая то важная?
- тебя что, так сильно уважают?
- не понимаю зачем посторонние люди на тебя время тратят.
- а ты что, сама эту книгу написала что они привезли тебе ее?
- а подписала ты её зачем? Только книгу испортила.
Да мам…
В общем я поняла что 4 дня мне хватило НАСТОЛЬКО за глаза с мамой, что я рада что живу за ху*ву километров от нее. С ней надо жить на расстоянии 😂
Хочу домой, к котам, к интересной жизни, а не вот это вот всё. Я счастлива что я тут не живу и уехала отсюда. Ещё раз убедилась в этом приехав.
Мой дом теперь не тут. Мой дом там где меня любят, а не выебывают мне мозг что я занимаюсь непонятной хуйней.
Бренд We-vibe - игрушки которые изменили парный секс.
Сегодня бренд Kazanova69 прислал мне немного фото завода в Шанхае из офиса Lovehoney group, конгломерата который объединяет почти все топовые игрушки на нашем рынке, это и we vibe и womanizer и много чего ещё. И мне тоже разрешили показать вам чуток внутрянки и рассказать чем интересны игрушки We vibe если вы не знали, потому что они стоят внимания и вашего вишли…
🔥74❤42❤🔥2
Showing the 12 most recent of 41 posts we hold for @nochnajaskazkka. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Nochnajaskazka - Блог об этом🔞” (@nochnajaskazkka), 52,339 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nochnajaskazkka.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.