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Ной не ныл, и ты не Ной!

@noi_noet

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

148subscribers

+4 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001970122796
TypeChannel
Username@noi_noet
CreatedBetween 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/noi_noet

Growth

14414814610 August 2026 — 144 subscribers10 August 2026 — 144 subscribers17 August 2026 — 145 subscribers25 August 2026 — 146 subscribers1 September 2026 — 145 subscribers17 September 2026 — 148 subscribers10 August 202617 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 38 days, net +4. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 143–149 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 21:59148+3
1 Sept 2026, 17:26145-1
25 Aug 2026, 02:55146+1
17 Aug 2026, 12:57145+1
10 Aug 2026, 12:30144no change
10 Aug 2026, 12:16144first reading

Engagement

14 posts held, back to 28 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
34s
Average length
34s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

141 reactions across 12 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 39.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
5539.0%
🔥3726.2%
😁1611.3%
🥰149.93%
❤‍🔥107.09%
👍74.96%
💔21.42%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 141 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

9 Aug 2026, 09:52 UTC58 views14 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

11🔥3

9 Aug 2026, 06:14 UTC74 views2 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Грустно и невкусно, когда рассылая приглашения на свадьбу ты не получаешь ответа вообще или узнаешь, что людей, которых очень ждал, не будет на свадьбе, ещё и говорят они об этом не тебе, а передают через кого-то… Минутка нытья. Всем спасибо. 😢 Пы. Сы. От кого-то я сразу понимала, что они не смогут приехать и они говорили об этом ещё до приглашения, поэтому там я спокойна.

💔2

8 Aug 2026, 21:44 UTC77 views13 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Заехала на бывшую работу забрать Настю и забежать в туалет. В итоге тыкалась в яремную вену коту-донору, чтобы помочь набрать кровь. И с первого раза залетела. 😂 А РУЧКИ-ТО ПОМНЯТ, РОДНЕНЬКИЕ! 💅

🔥10👍3

6 Aug 2026, 13:39 UTC88 viewsread 10 August 2026

Так, котики, посоветуйте мобильного оператора (не Т2), у которого нормально работает связь днем, не круглосуточные белые списки и нет постоянного отрубания разговора спустя 30 секунд с его начала. 😭

5 Aug 2026, 19:07 UTC126 views35 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Вчера я почувствовала себя прЫнцессой. Купили свадебное платье. 🩷 Сегодня нашли туфли. Завтра надо ехать в ателье, чтобы посмотреть длину. Чем ближе свадьба, тем больше доходит осознание…

21🔥7🥰7

5 Aug 2026, 17:24 UTC99 views5 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Forwarded from @gagarina_writePhoto

Внимание на котика! Это 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 Вас 600! Шесть сотен роднулек! Спасибо вам большое за подписку, за поддержку моего творчества! 💓 Как и обещала: в честь любимых подписчиков, объявляю розыгрыш бесплатной фотосессии ‼️ В ЧЁМ СУТЬ: Разыгрываю бесплатное участие в индивидуальном проекте, по вашей идее или с предоставлением полностью готового образа и реквизита. Мои услуги фотографа или видеографа бесплатно! Вариант

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1 Aug 2026, 21:52 UTC146 views15 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Угадайте, кто наконец-то вернулся домой из хутора?

9🔥3🥰3

30 Jul 2026, 18:08 UTC169 views16 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Сегодня мой брат заехал ко мне и завёз подарочек с др! ТЕПЕРЬ У МЕНЯ ЕСТЬ АВЕРИН, МУАХАХАХАХХАА!👍 И постельное белье с Королем и Шутом, которое должно светиться в темноте. Уже постирано и сушится, будем проверять. 😁 /довольное кряхтение старого опоссума/

❤‍🔥10👍3🔥3

29 Jul 2026, 14:13 UTC167 viewsread 10 August 2026

И снова здравствуйте. Утро начали за здравие, заканчиваем за ЕПТВОЮМАТЬОПЯТЬНАСТРОЕНИЕВЖОПЕ. Все как обычно в этом заведении.

29 Jul 2026, 10:45 UTC170 views12 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Это небольшой тейк о том, что даже если ты умеешь готовить и печь и делаешь это давно и часто, то не факт, что у тебя всегда всё получается. 😂

😁8🥰4

Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @noi_noet. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Ной не ныл, и ты не Ной!” (@noi_noet), 148 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/noi_noet.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.