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@nojokej

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10,160subscribers

-617 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002092634564
TypeChannel
Username@nojokej
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held33
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/nojokej

Topic

Marketing & affiliate — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 73% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

10,16010,77710,468.57 August 2026 — 10,777 subscribers7 August 2026 — 10,777 subscribers8 August 2026 — 10,767 subscribers9 August 2026 — 10,752 subscribers10 August 2026 — 10,732 subscribers11 August 2026 — 10,702 subscribers12 August 2026 — 10,686 subscribers13 August 2026 — 10,672 subscribers14 August 2026 — 10,654 subscribers16 August 2026 — 10,629 subscribers17 August 2026 — 10,606 subscribers18 August 2026 — 10,569 subscribers19 August 2026 — 10,544 subscribers20 August 2026 — 10,528 subscribers21 August 2026 — 10,513 subscribers23 August 2026 — 10,492 subscribers24 August 2026 — 10,483 subscribers25 August 2026 — 10,477 subscribers26 August 2026 — 10,461 subscribers27 August 2026 — 10,445 subscribers28 August 2026 — 10,432 subscribers29 August 2026 — 10,420 subscribers30 August 2026 — 10,414 subscribers31 August 2026 — 10,403 subscribers1 September 2026 — 10,396 subscribers2 September 2026 — 10,385 subscribers4 September 2026 — 10,360 subscribers6 September 2026 — 10,339 subscribers9 September 2026 — 10,292 subscribers12 September 2026 — 10,222 subscribers13 September 2026 — 10,202 subscribers15 September 2026 — 10,178 subscribers17 September 2026 — 10,160 subscribers7 August 202617 September 2026
33 measurements spanning 41 days, net -617. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 10,067–10,870 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 16:5710,160-18
15 Sept 2026, 11:4010,178-24
13 Sept 2026, 18:1510,202-20
12 Sept 2026, 00:5610,222-70
9 Sept 2026, 18:5810,292-47
6 Sept 2026, 13:5810,339-21
4 Sept 2026, 03:2010,360-25
2 Sept 2026, 16:5710,385-11
1 Sept 2026, 18:1610,396-7
31 Aug 2026, 17:1210,403-11
30 Aug 2026, 17:1310,414-6
29 Aug 2026, 14:3410,420-12
28 Aug 2026, 13:0710,432-13
27 Aug 2026, 15:0310,445-16
26 Aug 2026, 17:0410,461-16
25 Aug 2026, 17:0410,477-6
24 Aug 2026, 19:5410,483-9
23 Aug 2026, 04:3510,492-21
21 Aug 2026, 16:2810,513-15
20 Aug 2026, 17:2410,528first reading

Engagement

21 posts held, back to 30 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 37 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 21 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
23s
Average length
23s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

1,517 reactions across 21 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 81.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤1,24281.9%
💔27518.1%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 21 of the 21 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,517 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 21 most recent posts we hold, published 30 June 2026 to 19 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

19 Aug 2026, 06:52 UTC667 views15 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Помянем бесплатные VPN, которые: ❌ Подключаются с 10й попытки ❌ Каждые 5 минут просят посмотреть рекламу казино ❌ Намертво ломают работу приложений и банков Потому что теперь есть SupraVPN. Он работает в фоне, не режет скорость и не трогает Госуслуги/банки. Важно: белые списки обходит в 85 регионах на всех операторах. Попробуйте 3 дня бесплатно без привязки карты: @vpnsupra_bot

💔11❤4

17 Aug 2026, 17:35 UTC761 views11 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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🤠 SupraVPN - САМЫЙ БЫСТРЫЙ ВПН TikTok, Instagram, Telegram - все работает без ограничений 🎁Пробуй прямо сейчас: - бесплатно 3 дня - а дальше всего 6 рублей в день - обходит даже белые списки

💔10❤1

17 Aug 2026, 13:29 UTC779 views11 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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🥭 SupraVPN - САМЫЙ БЫСТРЫЙ ВПН TikTok, Instagram, Telegram - все работает без ограничений 🎁 Пробуй прямо сейчас: - бесплатно 3 дней - а дальше всего 6 рублей в день - обходит даже белые списки

💔11

10 Jul 2026, 07:16 UTC≈1,990 views22 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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🥭 MANGO VPN - САМЫЙ БЫСТРЫЙ ВПН TikTok, Instagram, Telegram - все работает без ограничений 🎁 Пробуй прямо сейчас: - бесплатно 5 дней - а дальше всего 6 рублей в день - обходит даже белые списки

💔21❤1

8 Jul 2026, 22:14 UTC≈2,090 views143 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Всем сладких ❤️

❤135💔8

2 Jul 2026, 13:00 UTC≈2,580 views122 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Начальнику пасеки сложно точно определить, кто из сотрудников вчера пил

❤110💔12

2 Jul 2026, 10:30 UTC≈2,450 views104 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Психиатрическая больница. Приeхали лучшие специалисты, собрали всех больных в главном зале и, нарисовав на стене мотоцикл, говорят: - Кто заведет его - того сразу же выпишем. Все побежали заводить, а один остался и смеется. К нему подошли специалисты и спрашивают: - Почему ты не побежал со всеми? - Потому что они его все равно нe смогут завести. - Почему? - А я с него свечи скрутил.

❤101💔3

2 Jul 2026, 09:00 UTC≈2,000 views93 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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— Капитан, у меня две новости! — Боцман, не тяни, начинай с хорошей. — У нас на борту ни одной крысы!

❤84💔9

2 Jul 2026, 06:30 UTC≈1,900 views94 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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В тире конкурс на лучший выстрел. Побеждает маленький мальчик. Ему вручают черепашку. На следующий день он снова побеждает и ему дарят плюшевого медвежонка. Он спрашивает: — А можно, как вчера, пирожок с мясом и хрустящей корочкой?

❤83💔11

1 Jul 2026, 20:00 UTC≈1,590 views76 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Встречаются в раю Мать Тереза и Леди Диана. И Мать тереза офигевает, потому что у нее нет нимба, а у Дианы — нимб. Она подходит и вежливо спрашивает: — Скажите, я наверное чего–то не понимаю, вот я всю жизнь отдала служению Богу и людям, все свое отдала чтобы накормить голодных, все время на это тратила, а вы ходили под ручку с миллиардерами и купались в роскоши, и однако у вас есть нимб, а у меня нет… — А это не ним…

❤74💔2

1 Jul 2026, 18:00 UTC≈1,440 views100 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Престарелая пра приходит в гости к другой такой же. Пока бабульки возятся на кухне, деды болтают в комнате. — Мы на прошлой неделе ходили в новый ресторан, не понравилось. — А что за ресторан? — Чорт, вылетело из головы. Как называется этот красный цветок, который ты даришь тoму, кого любишь? — Тюльпан? — Нет. — Георгин? — Тоже нет. — Роза? — Точно, роза. (в сторону кухни): — Роза, как называется тот ресторан, в кото…

❤97💔3

1 Jul 2026, 17:30 UTC≈1,390 views66 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Чего можно ждать от чеченского боевика, если к его рукам и ногам прикрепить провода и пропустить по ним ток? — Сопротивления.

❤63💔3

Showing the 12 most recent of 21 posts we hold for @nojokej. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“несмешные шутки.” (@nojokej), 10,160 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nojokej.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.