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نكت و مقالب مضحكههه😂 (¬‿¬)

@nukat_New

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry

11,382subscribers

-275 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001076723499
TypeChannel
Username@nukat_New
CreatedBetween 1 September 2016 and 30 September 2017 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held34
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/nukat_New

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

11,38211,65711,519.56 August 2026 — 11,657 subscribers6 August 2026 — 11,657 subscribers6 August 2026 — 11,654 subscribers7 August 2026 — 11,648 subscribers8 August 2026 — 11,640 subscribers9 August 2026 — 11,637 subscribers10 August 2026 — 11,632 subscribers11 August 2026 — 11,621 subscribers12 August 2026 — 11,617 subscribers13 August 2026 — 11,599 subscribers14 August 2026 — 11,593 subscribers16 August 2026 — 11,583 subscribers17 August 2026 — 11,566 subscribers18 August 2026 — 11,559 subscribers19 August 2026 — 11,556 subscribers20 August 2026 — 11,547 subscribers22 August 2026 — 11,537 subscribers24 August 2026 — 11,521 subscribers25 August 2026 — 11,517 subscribers26 August 2026 — 11,509 subscribers27 August 2026 — 11,510 subscribers28 August 2026 — 11,503 subscribers29 August 2026 — 11,502 subscribers30 August 2026 — 11,496 subscribers31 August 2026 — 11,497 subscribers1 September 2026 — 11,494 subscribers2 September 2026 — 11,487 subscribers3 September 2026 — 11,473 subscribers5 September 2026 — 11,446 subscribers8 September 2026 — 11,423 subscribers11 September 2026 — 11,411 subscribers13 September 2026 — 11,399 subscribers14 September 2026 — 11,392 subscribers16 September 2026 — 11,382 subscribers6 August 202616 September 2026
34 measurements spanning 42 days, net -275. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,341–11,698 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 34
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 21:3811,382-10
14 Sept 2026, 22:3711,392-7
13 Sept 2026, 07:4111,399-12
11 Sept 2026, 14:1711,411-12
8 Sept 2026, 22:1911,423-23
5 Sept 2026, 14:4111,446-27
3 Sept 2026, 12:1711,473-14
2 Sept 2026, 09:2311,487-7
1 Sept 2026, 06:3611,494-3
31 Aug 2026, 03:2711,497+1
30 Aug 2026, 02:4511,496-6
29 Aug 2026, 02:3511,502-1
28 Aug 2026, 00:3811,503-7
27 Aug 2026, 03:4611,510+1
26 Aug 2026, 06:2211,509-8
25 Aug 2026, 04:5711,517-4
24 Aug 2026, 01:1411,521-16
22 Aug 2026, 05:2811,537-10
20 Aug 2026, 23:5611,547-9
19 Aug 2026, 23:1311,556first reading

Engagement

27 posts held, back to 15 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 44 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 27 posts for this entry, the most recent from 16 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 03s
Average length
13s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

240 reactions across 26 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 63.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣15363.7%
218.75%
🌚104.17%
👍104.17%
😢104.17%
😨62.50%
💔52.08%
😐41.67%
😎31.25%
🤨31.25%
😈20.833%
😍20.833%
😡20.833%
🙊20.833%
🤔20.833%
🤝20.833%
😭10.417%
🤪10.417%
🥱10.417%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 27 of the 27 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 255 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 27 most recent posts we hold, published 15 July 2026 to 16 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

16 Aug 2026, 22:02 UTC≈1,170 views9 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Video

حسيت الي حسيته وانا اطالع الفيديو ☻💔؟

😨4🤣3😐2

15 Aug 2026, 20:57 UTC≈1,240 views4 reactionsread 2 September 2026

🔴 سؤال للجميع اكمل الفراغ 👇 يقال .......... هي كـ ظلك ان تتبعه يهرب منك وان تهرب منه يلحقك.

👍4

13 Aug 2026, 06:52 UTC≈1,480 views7 reactionsread 2 September 2026

‏كان يبي يكتب لها حبيبتي الرائعة وكتب حبيبتي الرابعه وصكته بلوك 😭☻💔

🤣7

13 Aug 2026, 06:52 UTC≈1,460 views3 reactionsread 2 September 2026

اللي زعلان مني هالفترة لا ترضى امانة وعطني بلوك خلنا ننسى بعض.

🤣2😢1

11 Aug 2026, 03:50 UTC≈1,720 views12 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Video

حرارة الجو... انتبهوا🤷‍♂

🤣81😐1😨1😭1

10 Aug 2026, 17:54 UTC≈1,610 views10 reactionsread 2 September 2026

بسبب العلاقات الغرامية السخيفة في الخاص قل التفاعل في التليجرام هو يقول لا تعلقي للشباب أنا أغار..! وهي تقول لا ترد علی البنات أنا أغار عليك..! وبقينا نحن الفقراء الطيبين المظلومين المساكين نتجول في التلي ذهابٍ وأيابٍ ما ذنبُ منشوراتنا ليدفعوا ثمن غيرتهم..! 🙂💔

🤣10

6 Aug 2026, 21:04 UTC≈1,910 views11 reactionsread 2 September 2026

. ابى افهم ليه بعضهم عنده مشكلة مع كلمة الستينات دايم يقراها غلط.!! 😂☻💔 .

🤣7🌚2🤝2

6 Aug 2026, 01:04 UTC≈1,960 views5 reactionsread 2 September 2026

. ياجماعة في وحده رسلت لي هاي ع الخاص، بسرعة وش اقول؟! 😖☻💔

1🤔1🤣1🤨1🤪1

4 Aug 2026, 22:40 UTC≈1,990 views7 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Photo

ضرور المكيف يشتغل الجو حر صراحه

🤣61

30 Jul 2026, 13:49 UTC≈2,180 views10 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

5🤣4😢1

Showing the 12 most recent of 27 posts we hold for @nukat_New. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

20 Jul 2026, 21:08 UTCAnonymous Poll96 voters

لو خيروك بيني وبين مليون دولار وش تختار

  1. تبيها نقد يد بيد ☻💔70%
  2. ولا بحسابك بالبنك ☻💔30%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 27 most recent posts we hold, published 15 July 2026 to 16 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 8 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“نكت و مقالب مضحكههه😂 (¬‿¬)” (@nukat_New), 11,382 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nukat_New.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.