🔥 ZONE TRENCH · #Esee 0xce2329bd83581ecb56579543192ee51f7848ae59 SpongeBob posted about a new TikTok onboarding coin, with the background of a meme coin launch featuring a grinning SpongeBob in a hat and tie as its logo. ├ 1st Call: $7.6K → Now: $26.0K · ATH: $26.2K · 4m · Search X ├ Pons · Not OG · No. 38 ├ Vol: $17.0K · Buys 163 · Sells 60 ├ Liq: $5.7K ├ Bonding: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░ 71% ├ Dev: Sold ✅ │ ├ Made: 0 · New …

Channel
Onchain Alpha Trench
@onchainalphatrench
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
3,032subscribers
+305 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002097131181 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @onchainalphatrench |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/onchainalphatrench |
Topic
Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 15 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 08:39 | 3,032 | +13 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 11:57 | 3,019 | +21 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 14:38 | 2,998 | +40 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 12:17 | 2,958 | -4 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 07:27 | 2,962 | +63 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 07:28 | 2,899 | +50 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 01:38 | 2,849 | +61 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 21:57 | 2,788 | +25 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 17:02 | 2,763 | +24 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 21:03 | 2,739 | +6 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 05:15 | 2,733 | -11 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 02:33 | 2,744 | +13 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 00:21 | 2,731 | +4 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 05:18 | 2,727 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 03:46 | 2,727 | first reading |
Engagement
40 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 40 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
🔥 ZONE TRENCH · #Luna BRdJ82GSiJKTzjjRh4ABK9VGoy7BjzzjVLYGLdedpump A community on X posted about The Survivor Kitten, a lone black kitten rescued after a city disaster, and its logo shows the tiny feline wrapped in a rescue blanket with a glowing red life-preserver beside it. ├ 1st Call: $9.8K → Now: $33.4K · ATH: $36.9K · 42m · Search X ├ PumpFun · OG ✅ ├ Vol: $129.5K · Buys 2312 · Sells 1544 ├ Liq: $5.3K ├ Bond…
🔥 ZONE TRENCH · #Cashcow 0x027b4451f7d433e64996814e60baeb45455a5113 CowMoo posted about the Cashcow token. The background is a Solana pump.fun meme coin featuring a cow wrapped in hundred dollar bills positioned as the market savior amid bleeding prices and green candle rallies. Its logo features a simple cartoon cow head with brown and white patches and a pink snout. ├ 1st Call: $35.4K → Now: $109.4K · ATH: $109…
🔥 ZONE TRENCH · #DOGS 0xed2df6cc3bf1ad724ebb378fcdd89d1aaa321c97 DogsHood posted about its mascot launch. The background is a community-driven meme coin project centered on a distinctive dog character. Its logo features a bright green cartoon dog face with wide eyes, an open mouth, and a small black accent on a black circular background. ├ 1st Call: $8.5K → Now: $92.6K · ATH: $92.6K · 7m · Search X ├ Pools.trade …
🔥 ZONE TRENCH · #Legend 0xa78cd1917bd8bb34f9a93967264ae137e74f3083 Legend's logo features a crowned green character in a cap, posted about by its creator with a royal meme twist. ├ 1st Call: $8.9K → Now: $29.0K · ATH: $29.0K · 11m · Search X ├ Pons · Not OG · No. 131 ├ Vol: $24.3K · Buys 304 · Sells 169 ├ Liq: $6.2K ├ Bonding: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░ 77% ├ Dev: Sold ✅ │ ├ Made: 0 · New Dev Wallet │ ├ Best Launches: │ │ └ …
🔥 ZONE TRENCH · #MIMIMUMU YBPUY1zz2QV1vk9X81YekCJC7MNbVxcscQxBiE2pump Kiryu posted about the new Sanrio characters Mimi and Mumu. The background is Sanrio just released these twin characters that are going viral, especially in Asia. Its logo features a cute black cat and a white cat holding hands, one wearing pink and the other blue. ├ 1st Call: $20.5K → Now: $67.3K · ATH: $67.3K · 31m · Search X ├ PumpFun · Not …
🔥 ZONE TRENCH · #Legend BzMNYpPqRsdzRAnZ3r7FrPHJzeQfFMSar9agV41Tpump Kiro posted about Pumpfun’s new community narrative. The background is the app’s leaderboard where top traders earn a crown and become legends. Its logo features a crowned green figure. ├ 1st Call: $35.5K → Now: $135.2K · ATH: $138.8K · 7m · Search X ├ PumpFun · Not OG ├ Vol: $275.3K · Buys 2935 · Sells 2791 ├ Liq: $27.1K ├ Bonded ✅ ├ Dev: Sold …
🔥 ZONE TRENCH · #INTERN 0xa21b4903ea46ff0a932e9adebaf19440c8a3169c Intern posted about the unbreakable buy button. The background is the 2021 Robinhood outage where one wrong keystroke broke it and five years of quiet fixes put it on-chain forever. Its logo features a smug red turtle with dark spots, half-lidded eyes, a tiny fang, and an oversized dark green hoodie against a bright lime-green background. ├ 1st Ca…
🔥 ZONE TRENCH · #FRIEND HuZ2yj2H4crjHt43PieWS5iSQ5p2G6BFnEHvMFaUpump Friend AI posted about its AI companion platform. The background is an advanced digital assistant ecosystem. Its logo features a clean minimalist pearl-white sphere. ├ 1st Call: $85.5K → Now: $292.2K · ATH: $292.2K · 7d 20h · Search X ├ PumpFun · Not OG ├ Vol: $121.6K · Buys 1098 · Sells 728 ├ Liq: $22.2K ├ Bonded ✅ ├ Dev: Holds 1.0% │ ├ Made: …
🔥 ZONE TRENCH · #SWOOD 0xcee177ef3ca8eb50304b2a57652a6e7d5861b352 Sherwood Exchange posted about its private exchange launch and token utility. The background is a zero-knowledge privacy-focused trading platform on Robinhood Chain with shielded swaps across Uniswap liquidity and multi-chain private routing. Its logo features a bold black infinity-style knot with an upward arrow on a bright lime green background. …
🔥 ZONE TRENCH · #DOGS 0x375fce5ae56b109b7e1cb7bf6a51552b4c98a117 X posted about a spooky dog mascot, with the background of a viral Halloween meme, and its logo features a glowing green dog face with a tiny bat. ├ 1st Call: $11.8K → Now: $36.8K · ATH: $36.8K · 15m · Search X ├ Pools.trade Instant · Not OG · No. 188 ├ Vol: $22.0K · Buys 106 · Sells 57 ├ Liq: $8.5K ├ Bonding: ▓▓░░░░░░░░ 30% ├ Dev: Holds 17.0% │ ├ …
🔥 ZONE TRENCH · #Memewars 0x0577680741048607fc41c982d43b08c808fb0558 Memewars posted about its launch as a meme coin on X. The background is the growing hype around community-driven tokens and viral internet culture. Its logo features the iconic Shiba Inu dog with a determined expression against a bright orange backdrop. ├ 1st Call: $32.0K → Now: $98.4K · ATH: $98.4K · 10m · Search X ├ Pons · Not OG · No. 110 ├ V…
Showing the 12 most recent of 40 posts we hold for @onchainalphatrench. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 8 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
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Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
- Dead references
- 1
- handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
- Evidenced gone
- 0
- we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
- Never seen alive
- 1
- vacant every time we have ever looked
@onchainalphatrench named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
named in 1 post, 8 August 2026 – 8 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Onchain Alpha Trench” (@onchainalphatrench), 3,032 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/onchainalphatrench.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.