Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 69% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
32 measurements spanning 41 days, net -186. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 10,630–10,997 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 32
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
17 Sept 2026, 16:58
10,769
+1
15 Sept 2026, 13:41
10,768
+2
13 Sept 2026, 20:58
10,766
+20
12 Sept 2026, 03:59
10,746
+74
9 Sept 2026, 20:36
10,672
-6
6 Sept 2026, 09:59
10,678
-28
3 Sept 2026, 23:17
10,706
-8
2 Sept 2026, 15:48
10,714
-7
1 Sept 2026, 12:32
10,721
-4
30 Aug 2026, 18:03
10,725
+1
29 Aug 2026, 20:13
10,724
-2
28 Aug 2026, 18:54
10,726
-9
27 Aug 2026, 17:33
10,735
-1
26 Aug 2026, 17:14
10,736
-27
25 Aug 2026, 13:42
10,763
-7
24 Aug 2026, 16:58
10,770
-13
23 Aug 2026, 04:18
10,783
-2
21 Aug 2026, 18:05
10,785
+2
20 Aug 2026, 16:43
10,783
-7
19 Aug 2026, 15:34
10,790
first reading
Engagement
36 posts held, back to 12 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 39 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
34.5%
avg views ÷ 10,769 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,720
3 posts measured
Reaction rate
19.1%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
3
of 36 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 August 2026
Posts held
36 (12 July 2026 – 27 August 2026)
Views total
11,160
Reactions total
2,126
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
1 Sept 2026, 20:26 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Reaction mix
23,963 reactions across 36 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 55.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
13,250
55.3%
❤
4,209
17.6%
🔥
3,160
13.2%
💔
1,540
6.43%
❤🔥
859
3.58%
🦄
445
1.86%
🐳
267
1.11%
🍾
147
0.613%
🍓
86
0.359%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 36 of the 36 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 23,963 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 36 most recent posts we hold, published 12 July 2026 to 27 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
57
across the posts below
Posts paid on
19
of 36 we hold a reading for · 53%
Most on one post
7
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @onedrinkplease. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 36 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 12 July 2026 to 27 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
8.33%
3 of 36 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
3
posts carrying an erid · 3 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
7,630
over 3 measured posts
Median views · rest
6,360
over 33 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2SDnjee1orB
1
13 July 2026
13 July 2026
2VSb5wD98wC
1
28 July 2026
28 July 2026
2W5zFHru9pD
1
20 August 2026
20 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 36 most recent posts we hold, published 12 July 2026 to 27 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Состоялась первая покупка в новую квартиру — бэушный холодильник.
Мужик, который его привез, буквально лопался от гордости. До чего, говорит, чудесный холодильник, я и не видел таких никогда. Засранный, конечно, зато как новый. И всего 500 шекелей. Удача, подарок судьбы.
Сердцем чуяла, не стоит интересоваться провенансом, а все-таки поинтересовалась.
— О, это отличная история. У моей знакомой посадили мужа. Ну как…
Так мне нравилось снимать квартиру в Минске. Лучшая бюрократия в жизни.
Мы с хозяйкой приехали в красивое учреждение с флагом, подписали договор, затем хозяйка уведомила полицию, что у нее на законных основаниях проживает иностранное лицо. То есть с одной стороны — железное правовое поле. С другой — я знать не знала, где в квартире счетчики. Хозяйка такая — в этом месяце 100 рублей за жкх. Я отдавала наличку и жила…
Грядет наконец переезд из каморки, что за крафтовым баром, в настоящую квартиру. Дело за малым: купить в ту квартиру холодильник, стиралку, духовой шкаф, диван….
Короче — въебать кучу денег.
Если разовой кучи нет (у нас нет), то покупки можно разбить на платежи. Но — только с кредитной карты, с дебетовой нельзя. А у нашей кредитки лимит, как у бедной родственницы, 5000 шекелей, что составляет примерно один холодиль…
У нас скандал. Участница шоу Четыре свадьбы заявила, что её бесит русская и эфиопская речь на улицах. И ладно бы заявила, какой только хуйни люди не несут, но телеканал нарочно взял это в промо.
Что же получается — ксенофобия и расизм?
Я тут без иллюзий. Однажды мы смотрели квартиру в северном — самом люксовом — Тель-Авиве. Конечно, дорого, сказала хозяйка, но вы понимаете, за что платите. Ни одного чернокожего на …
Я не пользуюсь нейросетками для создания текстов — ни ког да. Ясен красен, никакая нейронка не напишет лучше меня, но дело не в том.
Нейросеть может отнять мою работу, пускай, не лягу же я ей поперек порога. Но она не может забрать мой кайф. Я пишу потому, что мне нравится писать. Хороша бы я была, если бы делегировала бездушной машине свое же удовольствие. Может, она ещё Малазанскую книгу павших за меня прочтет? См…
Пляжные деды нашли мне жениха.
Стоило сказать, что мой муж мой сосед, а так-то я одинокий бизон и готова к новому счастью, в ту же секунду образовался сын, у которого есть друг, который очень хороший мальчик.
Мальчика зовут Марон. Он из прекрасной семьи, служил в армии, работает в Пелефон (наш Ростелеком), играет в футбол и вообще джентльмен. Вот фотографии, гляди. Сколько лет мальчику? Сорок три года.
Насколько ж…
Однажды мне не посчастливилось побывать на минской книжной ярмарке. Это было так плохо, что даже безобразно.
Секция ЛУКАШЕНКО ЛУКАШЕНКО ЛУКАШЕНКО ЛУКАШЕНКО ЛУКАШЕНКО ЛУКАШЕНКО ЛУКАШЕНКО ЛУКАШЕНКО ЛУКАШЕНКО ЛУКАШЕНКО
Секция, посвященная истории — великой советской и никчемной европейской.
Секция уважаемых партнеров: Северная Корея, Китай, Иран.
Секция чудом выживших российских новинок. Но только лишь таких, где не…
Пустыня, джинны, звезды туда сюда — большое спасибо, но пошло оно нахер.
Каждый раз я на эти грабли. Три минуты задыхаюсь от красоты, а остальное время такая — у нас есть прекрасный парк, в парке гуляют прекрасные шакалы, какой ещё природы людям надо??
А вишенкой на торте Раджик чего-то напылесосил и схватил инфекцию. Ночь мы провели в клинике.
Никогда я не встречала такую королеву драмы. Радж орал, как библейский…
Собрались в пустыню, смотреть звездопад — я, Никита и наш друг.
Мужики, говорю, вы работаете, я не работаю. Скажите, что купить. Если мы берем мангал, то надо мясо. Если нет, то надо сэндвичи. Я буду вино, а вы пиво? Или тоже вино?
Надо подумать — говорит один.
Посмотрим — говорит другой.
Куда посмотрим, котятки, куда посмотрим?? На кобру со скорпионом?
Я факта в толк не возьму простого, как дожил до от Рождеств…
Вот, кстати, гешефты новой взрослой дружбы.
В этом году у меня появилась Саша. Мы друг друга читали, взаимно восхищались и, пока я обреталась в Москве, решились наконец повидаться.
Встретились в баре, накатили, тут Саша и говорит: слушай, мол, ты же не знаешь никого из моего круга, ни коллег, ни знакомых, ни всяких там, так?
Так.
А значит, если я расскажу, то ты не сможешь никому рассказать, что я тебе рассказала…
Ребята, с которыми я давно сотрудничаю, запустили медиа. Поделились материалами, спросили, вдруг мне, прости господи, откликается.
Окей, кое-что да. Какого хрена после 30 так сложно заводить друзей? И почему раньше было так просто?
Отбросим социальные институты по типу универа, там и жаба с гадюкой подружатся. Интересное началось с появлением интернета.
Старый интернет был сегментирован и тем прекрасен. Вот это — …
❤231🔥67🐳15🦄12💔4🍾3
Showing the 12 most recent of 36 posts we hold for @onedrinkplease. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Posts edited after publishing
@onedrinkplease edited 8 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
9 August 2026
Most recent edit
28 August 2026
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Тамара, какого хрена? @od_tkh · 22,937 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 19 September 2026
еврейка у микрофона @urfavjewishgirl · 43,857 Telegram ranks this channel #17 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 28 August 2026
Мамыкина явилась @onwritingwell · 23,505 Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 18 September 2026
This channel appears in 3 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Поговорим о вашем отце” (@onedrinkplease), 10,769 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/onedrinkplease.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.