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1 of fucking none

@onefuckingnoone

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14,454subscribers

+432 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002291683798
TypeChannel
Username@onefuckingnoone
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded19 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held33
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/onefuckingnoone

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

13,97014,52114,245.57 August 2026 — 14,022 subscribers7 August 2026 — 14,015 subscribers8 August 2026 — 14,032 subscribers10 August 2026 — 14,014 subscribers12 August 2026 — 14,003 subscribers12 August 2026 — 13,995 subscribers14 August 2026 — 13,980 subscribers15 August 2026 — 13,975 subscribers17 August 2026 — 13,970 subscribers18 August 2026 — 13,972 subscribers19 August 2026 — 13,984 subscribers19 August 2026 — 13,984 subscribers20 August 2026 — 13,983 subscribers21 August 2026 — 14,034 subscribers22 August 2026 — 14,025 subscribers24 August 2026 — 14,049 subscribers25 August 2026 — 14,127 subscribers26 August 2026 — 14,208 subscribers27 August 2026 — 14,196 subscribers28 August 2026 — 14,233 subscribers29 August 2026 — 14,231 subscribers30 August 2026 — 14,241 subscribers31 August 2026 — 14,225 subscribers1 September 2026 — 14,224 subscribers2 September 2026 — 14,226 subscribers3 September 2026 — 14,220 subscribers5 September 2026 — 14,203 subscribers8 September 2026 — 14,218 subscribers11 September 2026 — 14,246 subscribers13 September 2026 — 14,366 subscribers14 September 2026 — 14,457 subscribers16 September 2026 — 14,521 subscribers18 September 2026 — 14,454 subscribers14,4547 August 202618 September 2026
33 measurements spanning 42 days, net +432. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 13,887–14,604 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 21:1614,454-67
16 Sept 2026, 12:1714,521+64
14 Sept 2026, 14:5914,457+91
13 Sept 2026, 02:5514,366+120
11 Sept 2026, 01:4114,246+28
8 Sept 2026, 00:0114,218+15
5 Sept 2026, 00:2114,203-17
3 Sept 2026, 10:2814,220-6
2 Sept 2026, 07:1214,226+2
1 Sept 2026, 05:0514,224-1
31 Aug 2026, 04:3514,225-16
30 Aug 2026, 05:3614,241+10
29 Aug 2026, 09:0114,231-2
28 Aug 2026, 08:3414,233+37
27 Aug 2026, 06:3414,196-12
26 Aug 2026, 07:5314,208+81
25 Aug 2026, 09:4214,127+78
24 Aug 2026, 11:2314,049+24
22 Aug 2026, 21:2614,025-9
21 Aug 2026, 11:0414,034first reading

Engagement

No public post preview. We read this entry on 19 August 2026 and Telegram serves no public post stream for it — the channel has previews switched off, or it is a group or bot with no readable feed. Views, reactions and engagement rates cannot be measured from the outside for an entry in this state, so we publish none. Subscriber counts above are unaffected.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“1 of fucking none” (@onefuckingnoone), 14,454 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/onefuckingnoone.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.