Channel
@onfimgrewup
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
651subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002347957036 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @onfimgrewup |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 14 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/onfimgrewup |
Ecommerce storefront — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Sept 2026, 07:00 | 651 | +1 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 15:04 | 650 | -7 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 10:02 | 657 | +1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 01:47 | 656 | +2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 01:54 | 654 | +2 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 04:46 | 652 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 04:33 | 652 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
60 reactions across 19 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 65.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 39 | 65.0% | |
| custom 5386587088873331829 | 9 | 15.0% | |
| 🔥 | 4 | 6.67% | |
| 👍 | 3 | 5.00% | |
| 🤪 | 3 | 5.00% | |
| custom 5375135722514685501 | 1 | 1.67% | |
| 🎉 | 1 | 1.67% |
Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 60 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Пиво в «Квартире Онфима» официально закончилось. 🍺💔 Пивной кризис добрался и до нас. Только если раньше все обсуждали бензин, то теперь — светлое, тёмное и медовуху. Но есть и хорошие новости: уже завтра наши запасы пополнятся! А пока не забывайте, что наши настойки никуда не делись. На любой вкус, цвет и настроение — приходите дегустировать. 😉
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Пиво есть в ромашке!
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🎱 Проверим вашу удачу? Отправляйте в комментариях вот такой стикер 🎰 Интересно, кому выпадет джекпот
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🎰 Лото от Вики Иногда достаточно просто вытянуть правильный бочонок — и вечер уже становится немного удачнее. Проверяем, кому сегодня улыбается судьба, кто соберёт заветную комбинацию и кто станет обладателем самых вкусных призов. 05.08, среда Старт в 20:00 Вход свободный, 18+
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Ладно! Уговорили 🤝 С вас лайк 👍
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🏰 Кинопоказ с Маккартни: Легенда о Сурамской крепости «Легенда о Сурамской крепости» — одна из самых необычных работ Сергея Параджанова. Каждый кадр здесь похож на картину, а за внешней красотой скрывается древняя грузинская легенда о жертве, любви и долге. Перед показом Маккартни расскажет, почему Параджанова считают одним из самых самобытных режиссёров XX века и на что стоит обратить внимание во время просмотра. …
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Новгородские учёные научились выращивать клубнику в лаборатории. Интересно, если поесть такую клубнику, не станем ли мы бананами или изменщиками... Самое главное, что в Онфиме всё натуральное, своё и без всяких лабораторий! А чтобы вы смогли прийти и убедиться в этом — у нас есть сразу несколько поводов 👇 04.08 / Кинопоказ с Маккартни: «Легенда о Сурамской крепости» / 19:30 Параджанов снял кино по древней грузинско…
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Немного психодела вам 🏥 Главное не впасть в транс!
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🥁 Вечер перкуссии в Красной комнате Мир музыки гораздо больше, чем гитара, барабаны и пианино. В этот вечер Красная комната наполнится звучанием инструментов, которые редко услышишь на обычном концерте: индийские нагары, кубинские конги, медитативный ханг, индейская флейта пимак и многие другие. Никаких заранее написанных партий. Только живая импровизация, необычные тембры и музыка, которая рождается здесь и сейча…
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🥁 Этим барабанам больше 600 лет… Точнее, столько лет одной музыкальной традиции. На раджастанских нагарах играет Натулал Саланки — музыкант из индийского города Пушкар. В его семье искусство игры на этих барабанах передаётся уже около шести веков. И в эту пятницу услышать их можно будет вживую.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @onfimgrewup. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Квартира Онфима” (@onfimgrewup), 651 subscribers as measured 6 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/onfimgrewup.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.