Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 65% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
33 measurements spanning 42 days, net -451. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 56,332–56,922 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 19:37
56,400
-41
16 Sept 2026, 13:18
56,441
-27
14 Sept 2026, 17:00
56,468
-25
13 Sept 2026, 06:38
56,493
+2
11 Sept 2026, 11:39
56,491
-36
8 Sept 2026, 16:40
56,527
-87
5 Sept 2026, 09:21
56,614
+6
3 Sept 2026, 15:01
56,608
+1
2 Sept 2026, 10:04
56,607
-14
1 Sept 2026, 11:14
56,621
-1
31 Aug 2026, 13:55
56,622
-8
30 Aug 2026, 13:35
56,630
-20
29 Aug 2026, 11:35
56,650
-16
28 Aug 2026, 13:44
56,666
-7
27 Aug 2026, 13:47
56,673
-12
26 Aug 2026, 16:04
56,685
-10
25 Aug 2026, 13:28
56,695
-7
24 Aug 2026, 15:57
56,702
-12
23 Aug 2026, 00:47
56,714
-21
21 Aug 2026, 13:55
56,735
first reading
Engagement
117 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 89 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
7.97%
avg views ÷ 56,400 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,500
69 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.14%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
69
of 117 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 18 September 2026
Posts held
117 (30 July 2026 – 18 September 2026)
Views total
310,280
Reactions total
9,756
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
19 Sept 2026, 02:34 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈3,940
Videos
≈1,550
Links
≈1,650
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 19 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
2h 52m
Average length
5m 13s
Measured directly from 33 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
17,357 reactions across 117 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 60.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
10,459
60.3%
😁
1,780
10.3%
👍
1,691
9.74%
🤣
1,096
6.31%
🔥
661
3.81%
🎉
580
3.34%
👏
474
2.73%
💯
308
1.77%
💘
135
0.778%
😍
78
0.449%
🥰
78
0.449%
🤩
10
0.058%
🤗
7
0.04%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 117 of the 117 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 17,357 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 117 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 18 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
💫 МОСКВА! Уже через пару часов приступим к телесъёмкам второй части концерта «Загореть не встать». 📸 А прямо сейчас посмотрим первый фотоотчет. Больше фото ЗДЕСЬ
И до встречи в БКЗ Космос:
18 сентября - Загореть не встать. 2 часть
19 сентября - Школьная нора. 1 часть
20 сентября - Школьная нора. 2 часть
📌 Билеты на нашем официальном сайте pelmeny.net.
Что продаётся в отделе вкусняшечек? 🍬
Как отличить семейные деньги мужа от личных денег жены? 👛
Что сделать, чтобы не потерять сына на курорте? 🌴
Почему первое не может быть вторым?
💥 Концерт «Грош земли» теперь доступен в YouTube:
📺 смотреть ЗДЕСЬ
🗺 Сколько времени в путешествии обычно проходит между фразами «По-моему, нам туда» и «По-моему, мы заблудились»? 😅
В нашем номере буквально пара секунд. А там уже и встреча с девочкой, воспитанной волками. Готовы?
📺 смотреть в YouTube ЗДЕСЬ
📺 смотреть в VK ЗДЕСЬ
Попробуем узнать книгу по обложке. 📚
Заведём аккаунт в соцсети для папы Полины. 📱
Обеспечим Славика и Ярика средствами передвижения. 🚲
💥 И вместе посмотрим премьеру концерта «Контрольная зевота» уже СЕГОДНЯ на СТС.
📺 Начало в 19:30.
Бегать по утрам обещал? Обещал, но не помнит.
Фехтованием заниматься обещал? Обещал, но тоже не помнит.
Детей каждое утро в школу отвозить обещал? Не-е-е, не мог он такое пообещать 😅
💫 МОСКВА! Первые телесъёмки в новом творческом сезоне стартуют СЕГОДНЯ! 🥳
Ждём встречи с вами в БКЗ Космос:
17-18 сентября – Загореть не встать,
19-20 сентября – Школьная нора.
📌 Билеты на официальном сайте pelmeny.net.
Вы же помните, что бизнес-идеи Коли – это всегда… всегда…
Даже не знаем, как их оценить. 😅 Как минимум очень интересно и креативно. Но не прибыльно пока.
📺 смотреть в YouTube ЗДЕСЬ
Расписание гастролей изучили, маршрут распечатали. 👍
До скорой встречи, друзья! 🥰
14 октября – Барнаул
15 октября – Новосибирск
16 октября – Иркутск
17 октября – Улан-Удэ
18 октября – Новосибирск
19 октября – Томск – начало концерта изменено на 18:30
20 октября – Омск
21 октября – Курган
22 октября – Тюмень
23 октября – Сургут
📌 Билеты на официальном сайте pelmeny.net
Они идут на рекорд, даже когда лежат. 🏆
Они попадают в яблочко, даже если целились в арбуз. 🍎
Они забрали свисток у арбитра, потому что «не свисти, денег не будет». 🥊
Любой нормальный тренер в шоке от них, но «ПОБЕДИТЕЛЕЙ НЕ БУДЯТ» в новом концерте от Шоу «Уральские Пельмени»
💫 ЕКАТЕРИНБУРГ! До встречи в октябре!
9-10 октября – Победителей не будят – Дворец Молодежи.
📌 Билеты на официальном сайте pelmeny.net.
Сын не спешит знакомить родителей с девушкой? Всякое бывает. Тут, наверное, главный вопрос: родителям переживать или радоваться? 😅
📺 смотреть в YouTube ЗДЕСЬ
Серьезный вопрос, друзья. Состоите ли вы хотя бы в одном родительском чате в школе? 💬
А готовы ли спеть об этом песню? Вячеслав вот справился. И даже всё вежливо получилось. 😅
📺 смотреть в YouTube ЗДЕСЬ
👍65❤30🔥10😁7
Showing the 12 most recent of 117 posts we hold for @pelmenynet. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 23 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Comedy Club | Камеди клаб @comedyclubru · 102,960 Telegram ranks this channel #76 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 15 August 2026
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cross-platform identity — Wikidata
A Wikidata item names this Telegram handle as belonging to the entity it describes. This is Wikidata’s claim, not a verification made by this register — nobody here confirmed that the account is genuinely operated by the entity named. Wikidata content is CC0; every fact below is dated to when it was read from Wikidata, not to when the association was first made there.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Уральские Пельмени” (@pelmenynet), 56,400 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pelmenynet.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.