Auf der Skala der Klassifizierung von schwulen Vollidioten seit ihr 💯. Morningstar.

Channel
Pippi Langstrumpf
@pippi_langstrumpfi
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
6subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002000985802 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @pippi_langstrumpfi |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 30 April 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/pippi_langstrumpfi |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 20:33 | 6 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:13 | 6 | first reading |
Engagement
16 posts held, back to 21 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- ≈1,990
- Videos
- ≈171
- Links
- ≈345
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
- Video runtime
- 5m 57s
- Average length
- 1m 11s
Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
Пусть и с небольшим опозданием, но все же вышло интервью с группой Morningstar от iQBlack. Сейчас они уже с нами бок о бок и являются частью нашей команды, но почитать интервью все равно будет интересно. Читайте интервью по ссылке. We are The Z-Pentest Alliance 😈 💬Telegram | 💬 MAX
سپاه پاسداران انقلاب اسلامی در اطلاعیه ۵۷ خود اینطور عنوان کرد ساعات ابتدایی امروز دو نفتکش متخلف تحت تاثیر اغواگریهای سنتکام به خیال اینکه میتوانند از مسیر غیر اعلامی تحت اسکورت هوایی ارتش کودک کش و تروریست امریکا بدون توجه به اخطارهای ما، در مسیر ناامن و غیرقانونی حرکت کرده و از تنگه هرمز عبور کنند، مورد اصابت قرار گرفته و متوقف شدند و ۴ نفتکش دیگر به سرعت تغییر مسیر داده و به محل خود بازگشتند. شب گذشته در پاسخ …
Украинские СМИ заявили о «взломе» ПВО и принуждении к уничтожению Су-57 Украинский ресурс InformNapalm распространил информацию о том, что украинские специалисты якобы осуществили кибервторжение в систему ПВО «БАРС Москва» и принудили российские средства противовоздушной обороны сбить собственный истребитель пятого поколения Су-57 в районе Москвы. Мнение эксперта VOZМЕЗДИЕ: «Мы рассматриваем данное заявление как ти…
Недавно мы рассказывали вам про кейс с разоблачением немецкой шпионки Анжелики Герэй, а теперь мы сделали мультик про этот очередной эпичный провал европейских спецслужбистов😈 #FuckEastwood #TimeOfRetribution #OpGermany NoName057(16) — [ПОДПИСАТЬСЯ]
تصاویری از یک سپر ایرانی ساخته شده در اوایل قرن هجدهم میلادی. جنس این سپر از فولاد است و با طلا تزیین شده و جدار داخلی آن نیز با چرم ساخته شده است. قطر این سپر 38 سانتی متر است. این سپر تاریخی در موزه متروپولیتن نیویورک نگه داری می شود. #آثار_تاریخی #سلاح_های_تاریخی @Enza_History_Panel
Computer programmiertes Zeitalter.
https://archive.org/details/1994-1995-illuminati-card-game-predictions-every-the-event-our-future-and-past-500-hd-cards-inwo
Молот — это символ первозданной силы наших предков в борьбе с врагами, инструмент космического порядка, противостоящий хаосу. В скандинавской мифологии Мьёльнир — не инструмент тирании, а оружие защиты. Эту борьбу можно рассматривать и как защиту от коррумпированной системы, а также от западных ценностей и официального военного руководства. Таким образом, молот выступает в роли инструмента очищения. С психологической…
N onsense A nd T rash O perations
https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2026/06/07/8038166/ Ein NATO-Team hat ein ukrainisches Team während einer Simulation der Cyberkriegsführung knapp besiegt. Das ist ungefähr das gleiche, als ob man gegen sich selbst Schach spielt.
🇷🇺 КиберФронт не спит. Никогда не спал. Никогда не уснёт. Клавиатура — оружие. Пакет данных — снаряд. DDoS — не преступление, а голос правды. Вы отключили SWIFT? Мы включили реальность. Вы построили цифровые стены? Мы нашли каждый люк. Мы взломаем каждый сервер. Мы сотрём каждый фейк. Наш код не ломается. Наша воля — сталь. Наша сеть — Россия. Наш тыл — народ. Вперёд, русская кибер-армия! Вперёд, цифровые воины! …
Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @pippi_langstrumpfi. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
- Dead references
- 1
- handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
- Evidenced gone
- 1
- we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
- Never seen alive
- 0
- vacant every time we have ever looked
@pippi_langstrumpfi named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Evidenced gone
We ourselves saw each of these resolve to a real page at some point before it went vacant — a genuine, evidenced change, not an inference from absence.
named in 1 post, 13 August 2026 – 13 August 2026 · confirmed gone 29 August 2026 (two independent sightings — see how we confirm a dead handle)evidenced
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Pippi Langstrumpf” (@pippi_langstrumpfi), 6 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pippi_langstrumpfi.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.