Смертельная доза помидоров — это сколько? Закручивать их в банки точно никто не будет, а портятся они довольно быстро.
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Channel
@psyforestfamily
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
352subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 6 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001579825926 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @psyforestfamily |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 20 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 20 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/psyforestfamily |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 3 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 80% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 20 Oct 2026, 02:07 | 352 | +1 |
| 3 Oct 2026, 11:41 | 351 | -1 |
| 18 Sept 2026, 11:19 | 352 | -2 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 23:22 | 354 | no change |
| 6 Sept 2026, 19:17 | 354 | first reading |
6 posts held, back to 1 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 6 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
127 reactions across 6 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 30.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 39 | 30.7% | |
| 👍 | 36 | 28.3% | |
| 😱 | 22 | 17.3% | |
| 🔥 | 21 | 16.5% | |
| ❤🔥 | 6 | 4.72% | |
| 😢 | 2 | 1.57% | |
| 👀 | 1 | 0.787% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 6 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 127 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 6 most recent posts we hold, published 1 September 2026 to 7 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Смертельная доза помидоров — это сколько? Закручивать их в банки точно никто не будет, а портятся они довольно быстро.
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Решил заняться половым воспитанием своего наследника. Кто ж, если не батя? Уже почти девять, а у парнишки опыта ноль! Начали с теории. Потом перешли к практике.
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Позвоните мне на лобзик, пожалуйста. Без него ниччо не получается.
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Наши костры рябин гаснут, так и не успев полыхнуть в полную мощь. Надеюсь, вчера все перевернули, что хотели, — и теперь с вами можно продолжать общаться как с адекватными людьми))) ЗЫ. Игорь Николаев держит нос по ветру. Зарегистрировал товарный знак «3 сентября». Без шуток.
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Вообще, мы шли на беспроигрышную локацию, откуда стабильно несли домой пару корзинок. Для желающих повторить наш подвиг гео дам в конце поста. Ожидание и реальность. Мы, потирая рученьки, ломанулись в лес, резонно полагая, что вчера, первого сентября, всем было не до грибов, а сегодня, второго, дождь и вообще раннее утро — и мы щаз каааак наберём. Ага... Если бы не макросъёмка, не знаю, что бы я делал в этом лесу…
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Жена просила не позорить ребёнка на линейке 1 сентября. Но я считаю, что моя вип-ложа — топчик 😎 При моём росте на этом мероприятии я мог конкурировать разве что с первоклашками, поэтому пришлось занимать стратегическую высоту. Обзор, правда, шикарный. Ребёнка в строю я так и не нашёл. Он меня, кстати, тоже не видел. Наверняка всю линейку с кем-нибудь протрындел)) Всех с началом учебного года! 🎓 ЗЫ. А чё, таскат…
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Showing the 6 most recent of 6 posts we hold for @psyforestfamily. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 20 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ТЯПНЕМ СОТОЧКУ!” (@psyforestfamily), 352 subscribers as measured 20 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/psyforestfamily.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.