Channel
@r_kitchencels
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15subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003185251293 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @r_kitchencels |
| Created | Between 1 September 2025 and 31 December 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 4 times, most recently 8 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/r_kitchencels |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Aug 2026, 03:15 | 15 | +1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 00:16 | 14 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 16:36 | 14 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 27 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
I masturbated to the silhouette of the woman across from my apartment. I have no friends, my coworkers despise me, I haven’t held a woman’s hand and I am 27. Pumpkin banana chocolate chip bread. https://redd.it/1vl7jeh @r_kitchencels
Being circumcised has ruined my life. I’m sitting here with my dry ass tip observing the rest of the world foreskinmog me with their luscious, hydrated and protected glans. General Tsofu https://redd.it/1viz1pk @r_kitchencels
Lurking posts made by women on this sub sickens me. Eggs and raw pork https://redd.it/1vca6x4 @r_kitchencels
3 goons a day. I spend my summer slaving away at a gacha game because they added my waifu. One of My plush daughters is by my side though, so its never over bros. “Chicken” https://redd.it/1v9vz97 @r_kitchencels
SCP █████ - ██ https://redd.it/1v9wqnl @r_kitchencels
Paid for dating apps for months. Never even got to talk to a woman. I need to ropemaxx. Strawberry cheesecake. https://redd.it/1v98uei @r_kitchencels
Might or might not've gotten brain/neck/whatever damage from self strangulation. What do I do now. I don't want to be taken to a mental hospital or my parents finding out https://redd.it/1v9d38p @r_kitchencels
36 and my cousin with Downs mocks me for never having a girlfriend https://redd.it/1v9cxip @r_kitchencels
There was a super tall girl behind me in line at Walmart today and I was so tempted to say something to her but I just didn't cause I was afraid she'd be so disgusted of me and now I'm simulating how the conversation would've went even though I'll never see her again. Anyways, ground beef and rice. https://redd.it/1v9jfng @r_kitchencels
Bitches only like you around when you’re dilly dally no one wants you when you’re depressed as shit https://redd.it/1v8d1uh @r_kitchencels
Hit it off with an irl moid. Woke up today to see him posing with a pretty girl in his profile pic https://redd.it/1v85bym @r_kitchencels
I was rejected again and kind of spiraled and deleted bumble and covered all of my mirrors. I know I should not eat but I am letting myself have the little corner piece. https://redd.it/1v88nc5 @r_kitchencels
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @r_kitchencels. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“r/kitchencels” (@r_kitchencels), 15 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/r_kitchencels.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.